Solving The Recession,Making The Economy Boom

MRL Solves The Recession,The Economy To Boom!!


I,Secret Squirrel,have heavily researched the economy,the recession,and have correlated the data with the length of female skirts.Notice the present headlines,U.S.Skirts Recession,How Moldava Skirts the Global Recession,EU Skirts Double Dip Recession.Well,The adage is this: Hemlines fall during recessions.

The Roaring '20s short, flapper hemline dropped right along with the Great Depression in the 1930s. The miniskirts of the booming 1960s turned into maxi dresses and long peasant skirts during the oil crisis and recession of the 1970s.Want to Fix the Economy? Wear a Mini Skirt!Yes! Wear a miniskirt!Miniskirts flooded the runways during the economic boom in the 60's then again in the booming 80s.

History suggests that as skirt lengths rise, so does the stock market,and so too does then economy.So if government knows what it's doing,and cares at all, the whole lot should start to wear miniskirts,for the good of the people,for the good of the economy.


Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.