Secret Squirrel has here turned his magnificent problem solving mind to analysing UFO's,Aliens as it were,illegal evidently,as they're not registered,and their activities on earth, and has discovered the governments and militaries of the world have had experience with aliens, UFO's as it were, those from outer
space, those whom they claim don't exist,those whom the claim don't do crop circles yet ask them not to do more, those who Stephen Hawking says don't exist,or didn't exist,in the 60's,amended this a touch to,"Of course it is possible that UFO's really do contain aliens as many people believe, and the government is hushing it up. I wouldn't like to comment on that."--- Comment by Stephen Hawking,but he has now further amended things saying,changing his view,yet again,stating they exist but we shouldn't talk to them.What an indecisive,idiotic,chaotic imbecile,whom unquestionably likes hearing his mechanical, electronic, Dalek like
voice talk.But whom is he referring to?Who?He is referring to those highly intelligent,much more intelligent,Aliens(legal,illegal,or otherwise)whom the government claim weren't there when they hovered over the house a few weeks ago.......those....aliens,unregistered,illegal it seems,much like Mexicans whom nobody can get rid of and send home and keep out.Those?It seems so.They keep saying that there is intelligent life out in the universe,which doesn't exist.Just look at our governments.Their only friends are Balderdash,and,Falderall. If they,the non existent aliens,met THEM,they'd certainly believe that intelligence doesn't exist in them(as we all know).It certainly doesn't exist there,nay not in government. We suffer from, and live in fear of, wars, of all kinds,directed by governments, particularly nuclear war.But have a look at this article found in the Daily Telegraph,here examplified, and others.....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/ufo/8026971/Aliens-have-deactivated-British-and-US-nuclear-missiles-say-US-military-pilots.html
The headline reads.........
Aliens have deactivated British and US nuclear missiles, say US military pilots
"Aliens have landed, infiltrated British nuclear missile sites and deactivated the weapons, according to US military pilots.The beings have repeated their efforts in the US and have been active since 1948, the men said, and accused the respective governments of trying to keep the information secret........
"One of the men, Capt Robert Salas, said: "The US Air Force is lying about the national security implications of unidentified aerial objects at nuclear bases and we can prove it."He said said he witnessed such an event first-hand on March 16, 1967, at Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana which housed Minuteman nuclear missiles.Capt Salas continued: "I was on duty when an object came over and hovered directly over the site........"The missiles shut down - 10 Minuteman missiles. And the same thing happened at another site a week later. There's a strong interest in our missiles by these objects, wherever they come from. I personally think they're not from planet Earth."Others claim to have seen similar activity in the UK........."
The governments of the world are worried, but do their electorates worry,or ours for that matter,or who so ever's?In the event of Nuclear war, we've been taught in schools, to get down under the desks etc cetera.I recall how I was trained to get down under my desk, and sniff Rhoda's behind. Yes, that was the cure that would save me.So what now? Me worry? Well, I'm here, Rhoda's in Montreal, there is no desk about, whatever am I to do,in a nuclear war, I'm going to die.Clearly the problem,my problem,your problem, then is best solved by not having atom bombs, which they won't destroy nor ban.Should we worry,should I worry? Well,not really,we,the people, are also armed with catch phrases such as "What?Me Worry?", and songs such as "Don't Worry,Be Happy."The Greeks are as a nation not quite so well armed, they are taught to wear these Tutu's,and sing and dance about,as we all learned from Zorba,The Greek. We're well endowed what with all the major wars in what happens and what to do, our governments have trained us to their doings, such as They,one or the other governments, bombs and said stated other nation to rubble, their troops march in, the people line up in lines and cheer them as the march in, then the other nation's government's army,bombs what's left, driving the other
nation out, as they leave, the people line up and cheer, then the other group marches back in,and the people line up and cheer again.......whoever is left after the bombings etc at any given time.
So.....this is bad..........this turning off of the atom bombs,the nuclear devices? Maybe not, but that means they'll have to go back to using very advanced sticks,as you know,The Simpson's (US cartoon show) taught us that sharp sticks,especially those with nails in the ends, worked on Kang and Kodos.......and in H.G Wells
War Of The Worlds,and others, it was disease that killed them off, but it seems these have not landed in Pakistan yet so until they do....What?Me Worry?,Don't Worry,Be Happy!
From:http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/i/ian_dury_and_the_blockheads/
(Quote..)
Ian Dury And The Blockheads
Ban The Bomb lyrics
Wrap yourself in silver paper put a sandbag on your head
Crawl inside your fall-out shelter underneath your garden shed
Boil an egg, have a cuddle, cut your toe-nails, make the bed
By the time this record's finished, everybody will be...
Wrap yourself in silver paper put a sandbag on your head
Crawl inside your fall-out shelter underneath your garden shed
Boil an egg, have a cuddle, cut your toe-nails, make the bed
By the time this record's finished, everybody will be dead
Ban the bomb
Ban the bomb
Ban the bomb
Ban the bomb
For those that do not wish to die, raise up your voices to the sky
And sing away the missiles
Wash your smalls, feed the cactus, telephone your uncle Fred
By the time this record's finished everybody will be dead
Ban the bomb
Ban the bomb
Ban the bomb
Ban the bomb...
(Unquote).
Think in Unicode the Hexadecimal U+262E the Peace Symbol, prefer decimal, that's Decimal 9774
THINK...................
Monday, September 27, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Secret Squirrel On A Proposed LRT System
Secret Squirrel turns his attention to an LRT,Light Rapid Transit System, earmarked for Kitchener,Ontario,Canada, by Canadian Federal,Ontario Provincial and Local City, Governments,funding projected to cost $690 MILLION.Now dedicated
line or not, imagine now, dedicated route line or not, buses, in place of an electric catenary system train (the LRT),buses, costing say $416THOUSAND each, 24 dedicated rapid transit buses, to cost in environs of,therefor, $10MILLION(Hawaii purchased kneeling wheelchair access normal sized buses at that price. Or,let's look at the LTD,Eugene,Oregon, 5 buses,cost of each bus was $463,561,kneeling and ramp,articulated,these large 60foot buses.24,
would go for $ 11,125,464.True,these are US prices, Canadian dollar is close, but even yet if you double the costs of purchase,the most that would be would be 23Million dollars,and utterly and completely still a totally ridiculous difference in costs compared with the proposed LRT system. Doesn't that make much more sense to you than constructing an entire train type trolley,rail line, and maintaining, said train and line and catenary system, versus the ease of use,versatility,utility,flexibility, and maintenance of, buses?
Is the LRT necessary?If it is necessary,it can be replaced ,by the vastly less expensive bus transit replacement.You decide what makes more sense,politicians obviously don't.
line or not, imagine now, dedicated route line or not, buses, in place of an electric catenary system train (the LRT),buses, costing say $416THOUSAND each, 24 dedicated rapid transit buses, to cost in environs of,therefor, $10MILLION(Hawaii purchased kneeling wheelchair access normal sized buses at that price. Or,let's look at the LTD,Eugene,Oregon, 5 buses,cost of each bus was $463,561,kneeling and ramp,articulated,these large 60foot buses.24,
would go for $ 11,125,464.True,these are US prices, Canadian dollar is close, but even yet if you double the costs of purchase,the most that would be would be 23Million dollars,and utterly and completely still a totally ridiculous difference in costs compared with the proposed LRT system. Doesn't that make much more sense to you than constructing an entire train type trolley,rail line, and maintaining, said train and line and catenary system, versus the ease of use,versatility,utility,flexibility, and maintenance of, buses?
Is the LRT necessary?If it is necessary,it can be replaced ,by the vastly less expensive bus transit replacement.You decide what makes more sense,politicians obviously don't.
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Secret Squirrel Ponders Stephen Hawking.
Secret Squirrel has pondered, Stephen Hawking,and asks himself the question,"Has Stephen Hawking reduced himself to blasphemous scum by saying there's no Supreme Being,no God and God is redundant,that God didn't create the universe?"Yes,he has.
Could it have been bitterness over his being cursed with ALS that made him say that?Hawking, is only able to speak through a computer-generated voice synthesizer, has a neuro muscular dystrophy that has progressed over the years and
left him almost completely paralyzed,a curse.From experience dealing with people with chronic diseases, they often tend to blame God or revert to the fact that no God can exist and allow suffering. If Stephen is smart enough to figure out how the world was created, why can't he cure his own medical condition? Scientists are always careful about how they handle the God issue. They never directly say there's no God. They always give a scientific explanation for the creation of the universe without mentioning God. Hawking is the first scientist to flat out say there is no God and really made himself look ignorant,retarded, idiotic,by saying that God is redundant.
"God did not create the universe" says Hawking. But who also cannot wait to totally disagree with him,virtually all of mankind,humankind. There is no way to tolerate to Hawking's blasphemy,it is quite clear in Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.Hawking asserts, that the universe came out of The Big Bang theory, but then has to assert that whatever, always existed? But not directly what nor how. He asserts the universe is expanding, yet infinite,out of itself, out of what,and expanding to where?
The Universe, is God's Grand Design.A Universe created from nothing,but from God. Such a massive thing can be created created out of nothingness,the nothingness of God.Let's look at Hawking himself, by his own analogies,Is there anyone here who has ever felt Hawking's Brain, touched or Smelt it?No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says that Hawking has no Brain, a simple provable,no brainer.Science, can't even explain a Thought,nor can Stephen Hawking.
People who believe in evolution would say from monkeys. or worms who evolved to be monkeys, and then became men.Then where did the monkeys came from after the big bang, and why is it only the monkeys evolved ?? why not pigs? or horses? or dogs,or cats ?? why did we stopped evolving,not to be something else??? And why are there still monkeys??The only monkey shines, seem to be Stephen Hawking's, who for the life of him,frequently sits in his own poop.
"The universe could not have arisen out of chaos but was created by God."
Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton rest in peace;Stephen Hawking rest in ignorance.
"God" designed the laws of physics that has created everything before our eyes and the natural cycles of these "things".
There's a joke in there somewhere,the scientists come to God and say: "You're irrelevant, God. We've figured out how to create life from dirt, just like you!" God: "Great, let's see you do it!" Scientist: "First you take a handful of
dirt---" God: "No no no, you gotta make your own dirt."
God gave us the wisdom to understand that just because we can figure out how something works doesn't mean that God doesn't exist, and that we have not created how something works.Remember that science is the "HOW" and religion is the "WHY".
Hawking's book?"In the beginning God created the Heavens and the earth" that is the only book I'm putting my money on.
As an Atheist,a denier of God, Hawking stands condemned,his soul stands condemned,according to most ALL religions of this earth which acknowledge a and The Supreme Being, by whatever name,God, his burial fated to non hallowed ground,his soul ignored,God's hand averted from Him,His back to Hawking,as it should be.Nietsche declared God dead,falsely of course, But Hawking has attempted to kill God.Hawking's mortal and condemned remains,when his time comes,best be incinerated, and his ashes scattered over a British landfill,honored only by the Greens, for his one redeeming characteristic with regards to this earth,is that he is fully compostable. Hawking has reduced himself to a simple frustrated retarded cripple,who has denied,and doesn't believe in,the existence of......................God.
Could it have been bitterness over his being cursed with ALS that made him say that?Hawking, is only able to speak through a computer-generated voice synthesizer, has a neuro muscular dystrophy that has progressed over the years and
left him almost completely paralyzed,a curse.From experience dealing with people with chronic diseases, they often tend to blame God or revert to the fact that no God can exist and allow suffering. If Stephen is smart enough to figure out how the world was created, why can't he cure his own medical condition? Scientists are always careful about how they handle the God issue. They never directly say there's no God. They always give a scientific explanation for the creation of the universe without mentioning God. Hawking is the first scientist to flat out say there is no God and really made himself look ignorant,retarded, idiotic,by saying that God is redundant.
"God did not create the universe" says Hawking. But who also cannot wait to totally disagree with him,virtually all of mankind,humankind. There is no way to tolerate to Hawking's blasphemy,it is quite clear in Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.Hawking asserts, that the universe came out of The Big Bang theory, but then has to assert that whatever, always existed? But not directly what nor how. He asserts the universe is expanding, yet infinite,out of itself, out of what,and expanding to where?
The Universe, is God's Grand Design.A Universe created from nothing,but from God. Such a massive thing can be created created out of nothingness,the nothingness of God.Let's look at Hawking himself, by his own analogies,Is there anyone here who has ever felt Hawking's Brain, touched or Smelt it?No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says that Hawking has no Brain, a simple provable,no brainer.Science, can't even explain a Thought,nor can Stephen Hawking.
People who believe in evolution would say from monkeys. or worms who evolved to be monkeys, and then became men.Then where did the monkeys came from after the big bang, and why is it only the monkeys evolved ?? why not pigs? or horses? or dogs,or cats ?? why did we stopped evolving,not to be something else??? And why are there still monkeys??The only monkey shines, seem to be Stephen Hawking's, who for the life of him,frequently sits in his own poop.
"The universe could not have arisen out of chaos but was created by God."
Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton rest in peace;Stephen Hawking rest in ignorance.
"God" designed the laws of physics that has created everything before our eyes and the natural cycles of these "things".
There's a joke in there somewhere,the scientists come to God and say: "You're irrelevant, God. We've figured out how to create life from dirt, just like you!" God: "Great, let's see you do it!" Scientist: "First you take a handful of
dirt---" God: "No no no, you gotta make your own dirt."
God gave us the wisdom to understand that just because we can figure out how something works doesn't mean that God doesn't exist, and that we have not created how something works.Remember that science is the "HOW" and religion is the "WHY".
Hawking's book?"In the beginning God created the Heavens and the earth" that is the only book I'm putting my money on.
As an Atheist,a denier of God, Hawking stands condemned,his soul stands condemned,according to most ALL religions of this earth which acknowledge a and The Supreme Being, by whatever name,God, his burial fated to non hallowed ground,his soul ignored,God's hand averted from Him,His back to Hawking,as it should be.Nietsche declared God dead,falsely of course, But Hawking has attempted to kill God.Hawking's mortal and condemned remains,when his time comes,best be incinerated, and his ashes scattered over a British landfill,honored only by the Greens, for his one redeeming characteristic with regards to this earth,is that he is fully compostable. Hawking has reduced himself to a simple frustrated retarded cripple,who has denied,and doesn't believe in,the existence of......................God.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Secret Squirrel On The Lack Of Proper Treament Of MS In Canada.
Secret Squirrel turns his attention to Canada, and the ridiculous nature of that land, in the field of medicine,in the field of alleviating human suffering,those suffering from M.S.(MS),Multiple Sclerosis,with regards to a simple procedure to unblock blocked veins,through the use of tried and true,medically,surgically proven, stints, and so easily alleviate human discomfort.Of course the reverse is being done by governments,particularly the Canadian Federal government, and some provincial governments,hardly surprising in looking at them and their natures.But here we must point out their folly,their
idiocy,their inhumanity,their contribution they make so happily to human suffering,their retarded natures,that of politicians making their usual chaotically wrong decisions.
http://www.nationalpost.com/news/Ottawa+fund+controversial+therapy/3470903/story.html
What does the headline read.........?
Ottawa won't fund controversial MS therapy
......."The procedure, developed by Italian researcher Dr. Paolo Zamboni, involves using balloon angioplasty to inflate the (.blocked......)veins in a patient’s neck to help blood flow from the brain to the heart. The theory is that the brain and spine can be damaged when blocked veins do not allow blood to freely flow...."
and
http://www.healthzone.ca/health/newsfeatures/article/841494--ontario-waits-to-make-decision-on-new-ms-treatment
Ontario waits to make decision on new MS treatment
......"Ontario will not follow Saskatchewan’s lead and pay for the clinical trials of a promising new multiple sclerosis therapy but the Liberals have yet to shut the door on future funding.
Saskatchewan is now the first province to fund tests into liberation treatment, an experimental procedure that opens up veins carrying blood from the brain to the heart of MS patients. Italy’s Dr. Paolo Zamboni pioneered the therapy,
which some hail as a medical breakthrough."..............
So, in Canada some do some don't,provinces that is, allow a valid medical surgical procedure.Quite simply it has been found to greatly alleviate the symptoms of Multiple Sclerosis. The argument they present, is,basically, it's regarded
as experimental. Well, in actuality there's nothing experimental about it, angioplasty, and the insertion of a stint,to unblock a blocked vein, is nothing new, nor experimental.It works,it's safe,it's proven to work, it's proven
to be safe. Now a blocked vein, is a bodily hazard to anybody, a blocked vein to the brain, is worse, considered to be damaging, impairing the brain's ability to function normally. So, now what is the ethical argument against unblocking
said blocked vein? There can't be any. In fact, morally and ethically, we are obligated to open the blocked vein to improve the blood flow in the very least,to restore a body to as near normalcy with respect to blood flow and any
resultant improvement in either and all cases. Now,why in Canada, is there a problem, why is there a hangup in the attempts to alleviate the sufferings of MS patients, and restore them to a right,just and proper life. To Canada, the
provinces, and any other nation which does not allow this procedure to proceed, you are morally and ethically wrong,and in the same fashion, unfit to make decisions on the behalf of claimed humanity. Oh the inhumanity.
idiocy,their inhumanity,their contribution they make so happily to human suffering,their retarded natures,that of politicians making their usual chaotically wrong decisions.
http://www.nationalpost.com/news/Ottawa+fund+controversial+therapy/3470903/story.html
What does the headline read.........?
Ottawa won't fund controversial MS therapy
......."The procedure, developed by Italian researcher Dr. Paolo Zamboni, involves using balloon angioplasty to inflate the (.blocked......)veins in a patient’s neck to help blood flow from the brain to the heart. The theory is that the brain and spine can be damaged when blocked veins do not allow blood to freely flow...."
and
http://www.healthzone.ca/health/newsfeatures/article/841494--ontario-waits-to-make-decision-on-new-ms-treatment
Ontario waits to make decision on new MS treatment
......"Ontario will not follow Saskatchewan’s lead and pay for the clinical trials of a promising new multiple sclerosis therapy but the Liberals have yet to shut the door on future funding.
Saskatchewan is now the first province to fund tests into liberation treatment, an experimental procedure that opens up veins carrying blood from the brain to the heart of MS patients. Italy’s Dr. Paolo Zamboni pioneered the therapy,
which some hail as a medical breakthrough."..............
So, in Canada some do some don't,provinces that is, allow a valid medical surgical procedure.Quite simply it has been found to greatly alleviate the symptoms of Multiple Sclerosis. The argument they present, is,basically, it's regarded
as experimental. Well, in actuality there's nothing experimental about it, angioplasty, and the insertion of a stint,to unblock a blocked vein, is nothing new, nor experimental.It works,it's safe,it's proven to work, it's proven
to be safe. Now a blocked vein, is a bodily hazard to anybody, a blocked vein to the brain, is worse, considered to be damaging, impairing the brain's ability to function normally. So, now what is the ethical argument against unblocking
said blocked vein? There can't be any. In fact, morally and ethically, we are obligated to open the blocked vein to improve the blood flow in the very least,to restore a body to as near normalcy with respect to blood flow and any
resultant improvement in either and all cases. Now,why in Canada, is there a problem, why is there a hangup in the attempts to alleviate the sufferings of MS patients, and restore them to a right,just and proper life. To Canada, the
provinces, and any other nation which does not allow this procedure to proceed, you are morally and ethically wrong,and in the same fashion, unfit to make decisions on the behalf of claimed humanity. Oh the inhumanity.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Secret Squirrel Solves Britain's Modern Economic Woes.
Secret Squirrel has turned his thoughts to the problems of modern times, a Britain who's British Empire has shrunk,all but disappeared, mired in economic woes of the day, but Secret Squirrel has seen a solution to it all.Consider now that The British Raj is the name given to the period of British colonial rule in South Asia between 1858 and 1947,the height of the British Colonial empire.......the height of The British Empire, Britain at its greatest.
Well,nowadays we're in a rather poor and depressing time,the economy is collapsing,our very friends are enemies, openly demanding we return islands and possessions in foreign places, over to them,whilst they happily retain theirs, and our governments of the day are afraid to return like in kind,and even yet live in fear,afraid to comment on the foreign territories and possessions of those others, afraid to demand that what's theirs be turned over to us, the British people. Nay, it is a sad time,a time so sad we shall soon be seeing our Navy having to share ships, aircraft,aircraft carriers et all with those foreign to Britain,they not sharing ours, ours having near disappeared,we having near nothing left to
share, but we being forced to share theirs.
What needs be done, is we must start over again, using the model of the past, to build and bring about a future, a brighter future,a happier future, and England of the future, a Britain of the future, one of wealth and prosperity for those who are British citizens.We must once again, turn to our culture, our heritage, the examples of our ancestors,those who have gone before, we must become rededicated to the grand traditions of British Imperialism in the face of capitalism, globalisation and the distinct lack of culture both in Britain,and the world.The British Empire was the first genuinely global empire, an empire that ranged, at times, from the American colonies in the West, Australia and New Zealand in the East, Canada and her dominions in the North and huge chunks of Africa in the South,
including Egypt and Rhodesia,and what was thence AllIndia, India,Pakistan,Bangladesh,Burma.
Quite simply,we must begin at the beginning,when the British East India company started it all,in 1600,under Queen Elizabeth I,and later turned it all over to Her Majesty,Queen Victoria I,in 1858. What needs be done, with the present Queen Elizabeth II, we must simply once again start such a company,perhaps being traditionalists, we will keep the same name,somewhat,perhaps disguised, under the name of,say, The Benevolent East India Trading Company,and in and after the same fashion run the company as it was run, properly,based under the guise and necessity of benevolent and equal reciprocal trade,building things once more as it was,and shall once again be,and then suitably,in like and proper fashion, after perhaps 200 years, again "turn" it over to Her Majesty, projected as being then Queen Victoria
II, and so England will have regained Her Majesty,The British Empire once more, and things will thence be peachy keen.
Where do we begin? At the beginning. Far from Britain being historically a never-ending line of tyrants and wayward rulers, Britain has been, to some degree at any rate, a parliamentary democracy that reigned in kings and queens and rulers, and was the first to have a popular revolution, under Cromwell, in Europe. The Englishmen who started the first serious forays into venture capitalism, were little more than pirates and adventurers who plundered the Spanish main, and wanted a slice of the wealth flowing out of the New World, of which ventures were often backed by Royal decree. Here begins the roots of the British Empire.
From ideas of empire rose the ideas of capitalism, free trade, enforced labour, rigid hierarchies, the criminalisation of the poor, and severe and almost unquestioned divides between those who had and those who did not have, both at home
and abroad. That this process made many people seriously wealthy cannot be disproved, that it also made many many more people far worse off is, in reality, most definitely not an important an issue to deal with.
That the legacies of empire are far reaching can be seen only too clearly in places like Ireland, Africa, India and much of the Middle East at this present time.And so,we must do it all again, and we can do it all again, in the same places even yet.Face it, they're not all that badly off in modern times,are they? Imagine, such a beginning for them to where they are today. And so too you see that when we do it all again, they will at some future point,when the Empire crumbles,once more, they will be magnificently better off,and farther off, than they are today. Merely they
must be made to make sacrifices for Britain, as they did in the past, to get to today, to get to a far better future as such a time may then come when they are again yet freed of Britain, but in the meantime,we In Britain, those of Britain, whom really are all that matters, will once again revel, and enjoy the magnificently orgiastic life of the times of the past Queen Victoria(don't invite Her to the orgies,or there'll be trouble)the life of the British Raj! Raj!Raj!Raj! must be the cheerleading rallying cry! Raj!Raj! Raj! Three Cheers! Raj! Raj! Raj!And so we must proceed using the examples of the past, and proceed ever onwards, with our backsides to the future,and so a good time will be had by all, providing they're British.Yes, our decendents will look back, look back on my location,Dunny On The Wold, surrounded by,beleaguered and beseiged by, the colony of Canada,and say, The Second British empire, started here, in
Dunny On The Wold.From small things do giant acorns grow, and from a nut, from an acorn of an idea, will grow, The Second British Empire.Nuts! Says I.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
Well,nowadays we're in a rather poor and depressing time,the economy is collapsing,our very friends are enemies, openly demanding we return islands and possessions in foreign places, over to them,whilst they happily retain theirs, and our governments of the day are afraid to return like in kind,and even yet live in fear,afraid to comment on the foreign territories and possessions of those others, afraid to demand that what's theirs be turned over to us, the British people. Nay, it is a sad time,a time so sad we shall soon be seeing our Navy having to share ships, aircraft,aircraft carriers et all with those foreign to Britain,they not sharing ours, ours having near disappeared,we having near nothing left to
share, but we being forced to share theirs.
What needs be done, is we must start over again, using the model of the past, to build and bring about a future, a brighter future,a happier future, and England of the future, a Britain of the future, one of wealth and prosperity for those who are British citizens.We must once again, turn to our culture, our heritage, the examples of our ancestors,those who have gone before, we must become rededicated to the grand traditions of British Imperialism in the face of capitalism, globalisation and the distinct lack of culture both in Britain,and the world.The British Empire was the first genuinely global empire, an empire that ranged, at times, from the American colonies in the West, Australia and New Zealand in the East, Canada and her dominions in the North and huge chunks of Africa in the South,
including Egypt and Rhodesia,and what was thence AllIndia, India,Pakistan,Bangladesh,Burma.
Quite simply,we must begin at the beginning,when the British East India company started it all,in 1600,under Queen Elizabeth I,and later turned it all over to Her Majesty,Queen Victoria I,in 1858. What needs be done, with the present Queen Elizabeth II, we must simply once again start such a company,perhaps being traditionalists, we will keep the same name,somewhat,perhaps disguised, under the name of,say, The Benevolent East India Trading Company,and in and after the same fashion run the company as it was run, properly,based under the guise and necessity of benevolent and equal reciprocal trade,building things once more as it was,and shall once again be,and then suitably,in like and proper fashion, after perhaps 200 years, again "turn" it over to Her Majesty, projected as being then Queen Victoria
II, and so England will have regained Her Majesty,The British Empire once more, and things will thence be peachy keen.
Where do we begin? At the beginning. Far from Britain being historically a never-ending line of tyrants and wayward rulers, Britain has been, to some degree at any rate, a parliamentary democracy that reigned in kings and queens and rulers, and was the first to have a popular revolution, under Cromwell, in Europe. The Englishmen who started the first serious forays into venture capitalism, were little more than pirates and adventurers who plundered the Spanish main, and wanted a slice of the wealth flowing out of the New World, of which ventures were often backed by Royal decree. Here begins the roots of the British Empire.
From ideas of empire rose the ideas of capitalism, free trade, enforced labour, rigid hierarchies, the criminalisation of the poor, and severe and almost unquestioned divides between those who had and those who did not have, both at home
and abroad. That this process made many people seriously wealthy cannot be disproved, that it also made many many more people far worse off is, in reality, most definitely not an important an issue to deal with.
That the legacies of empire are far reaching can be seen only too clearly in places like Ireland, Africa, India and much of the Middle East at this present time.And so,we must do it all again, and we can do it all again, in the same places even yet.Face it, they're not all that badly off in modern times,are they? Imagine, such a beginning for them to where they are today. And so too you see that when we do it all again, they will at some future point,when the Empire crumbles,once more, they will be magnificently better off,and farther off, than they are today. Merely they
must be made to make sacrifices for Britain, as they did in the past, to get to today, to get to a far better future as such a time may then come when they are again yet freed of Britain, but in the meantime,we In Britain, those of Britain, whom really are all that matters, will once again revel, and enjoy the magnificently orgiastic life of the times of the past Queen Victoria(don't invite Her to the orgies,or there'll be trouble)the life of the British Raj! Raj!Raj!Raj! must be the cheerleading rallying cry! Raj!Raj! Raj! Three Cheers! Raj! Raj! Raj!And so we must proceed using the examples of the past, and proceed ever onwards, with our backsides to the future,and so a good time will be had by all, providing they're British.Yes, our decendents will look back, look back on my location,Dunny On The Wold, surrounded by,beleaguered and beseiged by, the colony of Canada,and say, The Second British empire, started here, in
Dunny On The Wold.From small things do giant acorns grow, and from a nut, from an acorn of an idea, will grow, The Second British Empire.Nuts! Says I.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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