Keywords:
river,cruise,auto,washer,vehicle,transportation,bus,gas,war,car,tunnel,Big Dig
MRL Secret Squirrel's Thames River Cruise Management
Those who exercise and diet can live side by side in complete
harmony with those who party and indulge. Indeed,yes, each can
benefit the other. What needs be done, to benefit all, is to
configure paddle wheelers, both side and rear, such that the paddle
wheels are driven by treadmills. Thence an offer is made to join a
health club, for which there are no dues. Indeed the members would
exercise to their hearts content on the treadmills, turning the
paddle wheels driving the paddle wheeler up and down the Thames.
Of course, they can and will have to work in shifts, after all the
entire membership could not exercise at the same time. this would
make the vessel entirely environmentally friendly, thus pleasing
the Greens of society, the vessel being entirely non-polluting ,
and also not drain existing coal, nor oil natural resources.
The upper decks of the Thames riverboat, the vessel would be
configured so's to have a huge dining and dancing lounge, a
theater(panto), a movie house, and, of course, a gambling casino,
which members of the general public could enjoy, paying, of
course, a handsome membership and voyage fee in a social club atmosphere.
The entire arrangement could be run by, and benefit, the Thames
River Authority, and so's make Thames River management entirely
self-financing,whilst benefiting the public in assisting them in
keeping properly fit, and at the same time benefiting the carousing
and partying general public.
Secret Squirrel,
Minister of Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
M.R.L
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MRL Chunnel Auto Washer
Must Britain always be last in modern engineering? Nay, it now can be in second place, but face it still not first rate. It has been noted by me, the existence of a secret American project, the so called Boston Big Dig, a project which cost a touch more than the Chunnel, but was only 10 times as short. Why did it cost so much
to build? Well, engineering wise I have fathomed their secret intent. Recently it was noted huge chunks of concrete fell from it's roof revealing the secret plan when a too large chunk fell off. Indeed it had been noted for some months that water was leaking from the ceiling, and so, it dawned on me, and struck many Americans on the head as well, that the enormous cost of the project was because they had incorporated in it's design,an automatically installing and developing engineering first, the AUTO WASH.
Indeed hidden in it's construction plans was a secret gift to the people of that area of our former colony, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, the AUTO WASH. American cars would pass through the tunnel, and be automatically and conveniently washed as well. Of course, this was hidden from the people in order not to bring about a huge outcry from the car wash lobby. What I propose to do, is add this feature to the Chunnel, by simply knocking or drilling holes thither and yon, and so cars could be washed automatically as they pass through the Chunnel.
Of course, it is expected that tourists from France might revel in this free bath as well,then again,probably not.However, Britons might after their shower,grab a quick shave and so be crisp and decent,properly so, on their arrival home. There is also an added bonus by adding this AUTO WASH, it would act as a sprinkler system since so many trains have arrived from France with fires on them, the Auto Wash would also automatically put out the fires as well(it has been mentioned that a great many Frenchman are named...................Arsene). As stated before the Auto Wash would disappoint many Arsene-ists, but what of it.
Now well it might be said, that it would eventually fill the Chunnel with water, but only if left unchecked. The American project,in their foresight of said most definite effect, was fitted with water pumps. Of course we too shall fit water pumps, but much better ones than the Americans had in New Orleans,the American manufactured pumps,which obviously to the view of all, didn't function when required.We shall have ours made by the Chinese,who make so many things nowadays and obviously know what they're doing. And so, taking a page from the Americans, may I state,
"Auto Wash on Dudes!"
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering,
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MRL Boilerplate Revival
I have pondered the problems of war, and concluded they're rather messy things.Some it seems wish to go and invade other places, to rule those places, simply because they're better than..............others invade because they're ignorant and lacking abilities or things such as minerals............others have nothing better to do...........and so most are forced to defend themselves. For those forced to defend themselves, it is costly, in terms of human lives,messy as well. I have pondered this and in my researches have found something rather interesting. I discovered, or rather, re-discovered, BOILERPLATE.
Boilerplate was a mechanical man developed by Professor Archibald Campion during the 1880s and unveiled at the 1893 World's Columbian Exposition.
Built in a small Chicago laboratory, Boilerplate was originally designed as a prototype soldier for use in resolving the conflicts of nations. Although it was the only such prototype, Boilerplate was eventually able to exercise its proposed function by participating in several combat actions.
In the mid-1890s, Boilerplate embarked on a series of expeditions to demonstrate its abilities, the most ambitious being a voyage to Antarctica. Boilerplate is one of history's great ironies, a technological milestone that remains largely unknown. Even in an age that gave birth to the automobile and aeroplane, a functioning mechanical man should have been accorded more significance.
Indeed what I propose to do, is revive the BOILERPLATE project, and create ROBOT WARS..........quite simply, we will never again send humans out to fight barbaric wars, but rather we will send ROBOTS........................we will send.............BOILERPLATES. It's really the only civilized thing to do for uncivilized conditions.
I'm sure there isn't a British mother who won't thank me,I,Secret Squirrel, who wish only the best for you!For all of you!
Secret Squirrel! Remember me! And also remember Archibald Campion.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister of Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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Secret Squirrel Reveals The Natural Gas Powered Bus Secrets
Ah transportation problems, cheap inexpensive transportation, public transportation. But what are the secrets of this inexpensive form of transportation, the newly developed Gas Powered Bus? The newly developed Natural Gas Powered Bus? Well it is possible to now to ponder. Indeed, I have fathomed out the secret of the bus company.
Recently it has been discovered how economically people can be kept by such researches as have taken place in Guantanamo Bay Cuba, by the Americans of course, indeed kept in tiny battery cages, and fed a mostly economical bean diet.
Of course, this produces vast amounts of gas, natural gas. Ponder now the natural gas bus, and it's secret places beneath the bus hidden from view, ponder now the always necessary batteries being required for all vehicles.
Now, combine it all, the battery cages, the bean fed diet..........yes, indeed, these new hybrid Natural Gas Battery Buses are actually being run by Mexicans kept in battery cages beneath, the bus, force fed like so many Chinese Ducks, a diet of beans, and so produce the gas necessary for the bus motor to function!
I assure you, I am looking to a bright future and investing in bean futures!
Well, why should we be the last in these things. We must also climb on the bus, acquire vast quantities of Mexicans,from the Americas, who will be more than willing to supply them, remember the Fox-y Mexican President(who may or may not be receiving payment for each and every illegal immigrant supplied) doesn't even ask for them back.Britain must not be left behind by the Bus. We must immediately embark on an engineering program of research in to these new Natural Gas Powered Buses.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
Squirrel on The Falklands,Vehicles,Fat Tax,Prisons &Air Travelle
Keywords:
air, cars, Falklands, fat, finances, fuels, gas, mrl, prisons, tax, taxation, transportation, travel, vehicles
Secret Squirrel On The Falklands Of The Day
The British claim to de jure sovereignty dates from 1690, and the United Kingdom has exercised de facto sovereignty over the archipelago almost constantly since 1833. Argentina has long disputed this claim, having been in control of the islands for a brief period prior to 1833.
Here we have an excerpt basis from the BBC
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/199850.stm
As stated by the BBC.........
The battle over the Falklands
"The long running dispute between Britain and Argentina over the ownership of the Falkland Islands has its origins in the founding of an Argentine settlement on the islands in 1826.Most of the Argentine settlers were expelled by a US warship in 1831 and a British expedition took control of the territory in 1832. British sovereignty was declared in 1833, although Argentina has always disputed this."
And there ends the BBC epistle on the Falklands
as they were....
with a firm and sound foundation,based on the historical facts of the day and past days,in equality and fairness for all, here is where my analysis of the situation begins........
So, there are historical parallels then....America has problems with present day Texas,(historically much as the Canadaian colony has with French Quebec separatists,Spain with French Basque separatists) there being a separatist group who claim annexation of Texas by America was illegal and improper, and that Texas should nowadays enjoy self-sufficient sovereignty .Originally,Álvarez de Pineda claimed the area that now comprises
Texas for Spain in 1519, the first European settlement was not established until 1682, when René-Robert Cavelier, Sieur de La Salle mistakenly established his French colony, Fort Saint Louis, near Matagorda Bay instead of at the mouth of the Mississippi River(the historical French equivalent of the American/Canadian Fort Blunder,Vermont err Canada problem). The colony was short-lived, but its presence motivated Spanish authorities to begin settlement activity. Several missions were established in East Texas but were abandoned in 1691. Twenty years later, concerned
with the French presence in neighboring Louisiana, Spanish authorities again attempted to colonize Texas. Over the next 110 years, Spain established numerous villages, presidios, and missions in the province. So Texas initially belonged to the Spanish until they were kicked out.
So......in light of any claims of the Argentinians over the Falklands, with America
negotiating, I would be more than delighted to preside over negotiations between Spain and America for the return of Texas to Spain,the obviously rightful owners. Indeed these can begin immediately or after the Falkland negotiations,should there be any, occur,with the outcome of those obviously being used in influence of the Spanish American negotiations for Texas ownership which I would be happy to
preside over.
Now there's more, as Britain can legitimately also claim Texas.The Falklands is rather much like the British American dispute over Texas,in which America
annexed Texas first.............here Britain in effect, annexed the Falklands first. So should the Americans believe and negotiate sovereignty such that Britain has to give the Falklands over to the Argentinians, perhaps America should return Texas to Spain as well? This might then result in a Spanish British conflict over Texas,of course,going back to the times of the American annexation of Texas before Britain
could, but being skilled in negotiations I would be happy to preside over such negotiations as would then be necessary, and I assure you, there would be judicial fairness and impartiality on my part,you in Britain could count on it. Indeed we
could then proceed with proper annexation of Texas to Britain, and thence perhaps might have to negotiate with Spain over the issue of the ownership of Texas, but at least such negotiations would be between two legitimate party nations.
Also to here continue, there is another developing side to the Falklands, perhaps only regarding oil and mineral rights.........consider.Now Hillary Clinton wishes Britain to share the oil with the Argentinians,to negotiate over the oil rights round and about the Falklands, if not yet within the Falklands itself. America seems to regard Britain as having kicked the Argentinians out hundreds of years
ago .......well.....Hillary Hillarity not......America kicked Britain out hundreds of years ago, perhaps Hillary will be so kind as to negotiate for Britain a fair and
equal share in American off shore oil, thank you very much.However I assure you a much better negotiator with America for such an event, would, of course, be myself but I'd be willing to negotiate with her after negotiations with the Argentinians over oil rights and mineral rights in the Falklands between Britain and the Argentinians are concluded, should they come about.And all such negotiations will be with a firm and sound founded established and agreed on foundation,based on those historical negotiations and events as well.
And so all things will be settled in fair and equitable fashion for those all
round,America,Britain,Argentinia, and Spain. Britain will a best loose the Falkalnds then entirely, acquire Texas at worst,all America once again as best, and in the least as well, acquire shared offshore oil and mineral right with respect to America.And a good time will be had by all,
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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M.R.L. Approved British Made Car Prototype
Most Cost Effective Vehicle Ever
Secretly in a local Shanghai suburb, one man has created what has to be one of the most cost effective automobiles ever. China was chosen for the British car prototype due to the immense secrecy which can only be achieved in China,
imagine American Automobile manufacturers attacking this latest threat to their former domination of the vehicular market.
The car has a very simple design, basically a bunch of wood scraps tied together with wire, four wheels, and a seat that can barely fit one person.
An open frame allows for a nice breeze, so an air conditioner is not required, and it even has a headlight.
No word on the gas mileage this things gets, but all in all the vehicle is pretty impressive, and fuel mileage will be dependent on the engine finally selected for the production vehicle, and will be available in economical single and much more powerful dual cylinder, four stroke and two stroke engine versions,lawnmower engines have a firm inside track, and what with the development of the battery powered lawnmower,and obvious green electric version is being planned.
Production models will be modified to include a convertable roof,a roll back sheet of plastic will do nicely, and expanded by use of a tow ball to tow a trailer to increase versatility, and also allow for use of said trailer as a Rumble/Jump seat.
All that remains, what with the collapse of the American car manufacturers, is to jump in to an ever expanding market with a suitable British made production version.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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M.R.L.'s Cow Methane Driven Cars
How now Brown's cow...............what have we here? I have discovered an excellant system of highly efficient automobile fuel, and it's free......indeed have you got a cow man? Well? No? Haven't got a cow? Well....get one..........for your own backyard, and have free automobile fuel for the rest of your life!!
Imagine, yes indeed the system is engineering genius,mine of course, and already proveable in operation, indeed provable and efficient as in the example of already on the road propane powered taxis,cars,buses,lorries(trucks).
Cows can produce 500 litres of methane every day...as opposed to your average cowboys who produces 1/2 to 3 litres per day..........(the latter figure being studies of Mexican and Argentinian cowboys on a strictly national bean diet).Researchers in Argentina (this study comes by means of secret agents squirreled away in Argentina)were surprised to find that a single 550-kg cow produces between 800 to 1,000 liters of emissions each day............more than enough for the day, and any excess production could be utilized for home cooking and heating uses,the barbie so plastic tanked as well. Indeed, these methane filled
tanks can be used anywhere propane is presently utilized! Even yet trains could become methane cow powered. Imagine, The Iron Horse, becoming know as The Iron Cow!!
The method of collection? Well the Argentinians have been conducting
experiments with cows to collect the methane they produce.Little do they realize that that tank full of methane, could easily be substituted in vehicles
for their already installed propane tanks(these tanks are housed in the boot(trunk), of the vehicles should they be of the passenger type, and other places for non passenger types,such as roofs for buses).! Well I can see you're thinking, how ridiculous it would be to drive about with a cow in the backseat producing methane for the car.......however,we don't need the entire cow, just the tank of methane it fills up, and indeed whilst driving on that tank, the cow could be in the backyard busily filling up yet another tank ready as needed! A truly efficient self-sustaining vehicular fuel energy system!Indeed, we are free! Free from fuel costs! Free to drive about as well please! free! Free! Free! And..the fuel supply is free as well!!Well for a surety the oil companies have gotten on to this, indeed at this very moment both pills,injections, and feed additives are being developed to stop cows from producing these massive free amounts of methane.
So, gasoline cost $0.94cents per litre..........propane $0.42cents per litre....cow methane per litre cost.......zero. The cow can be kept in the backyard and allowed
to graze, saving cost and effort of cutting the grass as well.......increasing the
savings...........the cow also provides milk.........an added plus.......
Now a per trip values estimate, on gasoline a 600km trip,at 60 litres of gas per trip, on propane the same trip consumes 80 litres, but of much cheaper cost,nearly half, but with propane this drops to zero. As to distance, well the 600 km figure for the day is highly acceptable as a base rate.............even for say taxis. Now
taxis,many, are already equipped with propane tanks. All that remains is to substitute the cow collection methane plastic tank.............easily swapped in with a fresh tank as the cow produces it...imagine.
The plot's afoot, I can sense Government and Big Business
seeking to send my free fuel engineering system
to ruination of the people.But fear not, get a cow man! And get a methane
collection tank! Convert your vehicle to propane driven, but wisely substitute a plastic methane tank swap system!!!!Free yourself!Get a cow,man!
Secret Squirrel,
M.R.L.,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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M.R.L. Solves Britain's Prison Problems.
There are severe problems in England what with prison overcrowding, and a general lack of prisons, arising from the extreme high cost of construction of such facilities, and maintenance of same in terms of prison staff etc. In the 60's arose a system of construction, prefab, which was used to construct several buildings, including the then considered ultra modern Habitat 67 at the Man and His World exhibition in the colony of Canada during the World's Fair of that year.
Interesting, Habitat 67,really prefab concrete boxes piled one atop the other, sticking out here and there etc.and interesting piece of engineering.
This engineering principle was carried forwards to ships in the form of cargo containers, and can be stacked say 14,000 to a vessel, each container cell being say 20x8x8 in terms of feet, interestingly, the size of a prison cell, particularly those of the Americans in Guantanamo Bay. The idea presents itself. Now a prison at
sea is a grand idea, utilizing containers,stacked, , expandable to the max limit, say 7 such ships could accommodate the entire prison population of Britain! However,
these ships consume say 1660 gallons (imperial),of fuel an hour...........not worth the cost to send'em on a sea cruise is it?
But the idea has presented itself, a prison island, indeed yes, imagine an island in the Indian Ocean, not requiring heating costs,and not worth it, the air conditioning costs, merely a form of bed and breakfast,lunch,dinner...........a gigantic
container ship type island, stacked with prison cells, as converted cargo containers, ever expandable..........look at Diego Garcia, an island almost abandoned, it could easily become the prison for Britain, indeed the name, Diego
Garcia,Her Majesty's Prison For The Extremely Naughty, comes to mind. Look at what is there now a large airbase with several long range runways constructed, as well
as a harbor suitable for large naval vessels so delivery of prisoners and containers to house new arrivals is a thing of utter ease.As a territory of the United Kingdom, the head of state is Queen Elizabeth II. There is no Governor appointed to represent the Queen on the territory, as there are no native inhabitants.
Thus the island itself is ideal, as an island, indeed, the lesser prisoners could act as guards and prison staff, making them useful to the full, reducing the costs of maintenance grandly, just requiring prison ship patrols about the island to prevent shall we say, prisoners attempting to break in to the island to enjoy it's lush location and tropical accommodation. Problem solved.
Secret Squirrel,
M.R.L.,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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MRL Proposal,Participatory Government, We Offer
A Referendum On Taxing The Fat Of The Land,YOU Decide."
In America......
According to a recent Washington Post article, legislatures in at least 25 states are currently debating more than 140 bills aimed at curbing obesity.......According to the Post, six bills proposed by New York State Assemblyman Felix Ortiz (D) would slap hefty taxes on not only fatty foods,
BBC headlines read........
Government unit 'urges fat tax'
Burgers are among the foods likely to be hit by a 'fat tax'
Plans for a tax on fatty foods.
In short........Welcome to fat Britain, where one in three adults is overweight or obese, and where childhood obesity has increased threefold in 20 years. England has the fastest increasing weight problem in the world.Are there plans afoot by the Labour government to capitalize on this? Yes!
And comment from
http://www.ifs.org.uk/publications/1797
says.................
"This Briefing Note looks at the potential for the introduction of a 'fat tax' into the UK in an effort to reduce the growing prevalence of obesity in Britain. There are different forms such a tax could take. One possibility is to tax the nutrient contents of foods such that those containing more fat or salt, for example, are
taxed more heavily. Alternatively, particular types of foods, such as snacks or soft drinks, could be subject to a tax, or VAT could be extended to foods that are currently zero-rated but have a high fat content.Revenue from a 'fat
tax' could be used in various ways, such as financing subsidies for healthy foods or exercise equipment, funding advertising campaigns for healthy eating or in schools. Alternatively, it could form part of general government receipts."
There are other reasons for a fat tax.....by everybody all round, for example charging overweight insurance policyholders since they are more likely to claim or cost claims due to their condition of being fat. The rationale is twofold.
First, fat people are more likely to develop expensive health problems. Second, fat can be avoided or reduced through exercise and healthy eating. If we charge fat people more for health insurance—or charge thin people less, which amounts to the same thing—people will improve their habits.
Recall, in the Americas,not long after the attack on Pearl Harbor, in the winter of 1942, physiologist A.J. Carlson made a radical suggestion: If the nation's largest citizens were charged a fee—say, $20 for each pound of overweight—we might feed the war effort overseas while working to subdue an "injurious luxury" at
home.
Airlines have taken to charging,Air France is initiating a Fat Tax, and on other airlines, overweight passengers requiring two seats, not really a tax,but a form of fat compensation,are charged for the extra seat required.............Ryanair is going a touch further,also considering
* Charge per kg over 130kg/20 stone (male) and 100kg/15 stone (females);
* Charge per inch for every waist inch over 45 inch (male) and 40 inch (female);
* Charge for every point in excess of 40 points on the Body Mass Index (+30 points is obese);
* Charge for a second seat if passengers’ waist touches both armrests simultaneously.
Well, in ye olde days, things were done by weight, such as awarding local Aristos,Kings or whatever a form of truage based on weight,(taxation by Spanish Alcaldes in America,a direct example) of course, meaning fatties were really expensive(later on there evolved taxation without representation, whereby they were inappropriately available for the weigh-in and simply gave out a stated weight,this led to revolting situations due to over taxation)...........yet here the lean and slim were taxed at the behest of the really really fat, and heavily too.
Well, there also was the revival of the poll tax of the horrid 1800's to be imposed on the people by the government,in short equal taxation for everybody,regardless of income, in short not taxing those monetarily fat more, for being so. Merely increasing the taxation on the lean, the poor as it were.
The UK Poll Tax Riots were a series of mass disturbances, or riots, in
British cities during protests against the Community Charge (commonly known as the poll tax), introduced by the Conservative government led by Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.The Labour party was no good, recall the response of the Labour Party and the Labour movement and some sections of the far left, including Militant, was
to condemn the riot as senseless and to blame anarchists,in short agreeing with and supporting the poll tax.However,wisdom prevailed and the Poll tax,brought by Britain's Iron Maiden,and supported by New Labour, ceased to stab at the
body politic of the people. Well why not reverse this discrimination and tax those who are fat, charge'm by the pound, and all round fat poll tax based on weight, taxing the people at large on the basis of their weight. This encourages slimming down, doesn't it,this encourages a healthier populace by the introduction of a
healthy tax............in short,the government of the people, would then live off, truly, the fat of the land!!!! This could be done on the national basis. As for restaurants, they could introduce a walk in scale system, weigh the clientelle as they walk in, and so meter tax their
meal on the basis of weight, those fatter paying a sliding upwards scale of more meal tax. Monies such accrued by government could be diverted to the typical governmental pork barrel politics pork spending projects.
Indeed Gordon Brown's Labour government is running on,and has presented to the people it's manifesto, the motto,"Let Them Drink Water!"
What will result? Well other nations could then initiate and encourage a huge
economic immigration and brain drain on Britain by using the motto "Give Me Your Tired, Your Rich, Your Big Fat Asses".So we are left with the dilema,but we in the MRL have a solution to all this, the typical pass the buck system, but not the one you imagine from other parties! Nay! We in the MRL would set up and encourage a true
democracy, the plebiscite, a vote by the people, by the plebs, the
plebians,YOU, which will pose the question"Do we tax and live off of the fat of the land.?" YAAAH! Or Nay? Do the Eyes have it, Or the Nose? You will decide!!! That's the MRL,that's democracy,that's democracy in action!! Good for the MRL! Good For You!!
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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M.R.L. Short Distance Travel Solution
Everyone has experienced some sort of discomfort on short trips,county to county. If using airplane there is a problem now what with security delays etc. making such flights a nuisance. Bus schedules are seemingly never quite right with
respect to departure times, arrival times,return times etc.
However there is a solution to the problem, taken from available technology from medieval times and from modern times.The solution to these county to county
travel trips is quite simply a catapult, launching the traveler complete with his or her luggage, and, at a suitable time in their flight, the proper
altitude of launch achieved, a para glider parachute opens
allowing the passenger to guide themselves to land, on their feet,at quite the proper wished landing point.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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Secret Squirrel On The Falklands Of The Day
The British claim to de jure sovereignty dates from 1690, and the United Kingdom has exercised de facto sovereignty over the archipelago almost constantly since 1833. Argentina has long disputed this claim, having been in control of the islands for a brief period prior to 1833.
Here we have an excerpt basis from the BBC
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/199850.stm
As stated by the BBC.........
The battle over the Falklands
"The long running dispute between Britain and Argentina over the ownership of the Falkland Islands has its origins in the founding of an Argentine settlement on the islands in 1826.Most of the Argentine settlers were expelled by a US warship in 1831 and a British expedition took control of the territory in 1832. British sovereignty was declared in 1833, although Argentina has always disputed this."
And there ends the BBC epistle on the Falklands
as they were....
with a firm and sound foundation,based on the historical facts of the day and past days,in equality and fairness for all, here is where my analysis of the situation begins........
So, there are historical parallels then....America has problems with present day Texas,(historically much as the Canadaian colony has with French Quebec separatists,Spain with French Basque separatists) there being a separatist group who claim annexation of Texas by America was illegal and improper, and that Texas should nowadays enjoy self-sufficient sovereignty .Originally,Álvarez de Pineda claimed the area that now comprises
Texas for Spain in 1519, the first European settlement was not established until 1682, when René-Robert Cavelier, Sieur de La Salle mistakenly established his French colony, Fort Saint Louis, near Matagorda Bay instead of at the mouth of the Mississippi River(the historical French equivalent of the American/Canadian Fort Blunder,Vermont err Canada problem). The colony was short-lived, but its presence motivated Spanish authorities to begin settlement activity. Several missions were established in East Texas but were abandoned in 1691. Twenty years later, concerned
with the French presence in neighboring Louisiana, Spanish authorities again attempted to colonize Texas. Over the next 110 years, Spain established numerous villages, presidios, and missions in the province. So Texas initially belonged to the Spanish until they were kicked out.
So......in light of any claims of the Argentinians over the Falklands, with America
negotiating, I would be more than delighted to preside over negotiations between Spain and America for the return of Texas to Spain,the obviously rightful owners. Indeed these can begin immediately or after the Falkland negotiations,should there be any, occur,with the outcome of those obviously being used in influence of the Spanish American negotiations for Texas ownership which I would be happy to
preside over.
Now there's more, as Britain can legitimately also claim Texas.The Falklands is rather much like the British American dispute over Texas,in which America
annexed Texas first.............here Britain in effect, annexed the Falklands first. So should the Americans believe and negotiate sovereignty such that Britain has to give the Falklands over to the Argentinians, perhaps America should return Texas to Spain as well? This might then result in a Spanish British conflict over Texas,of course,going back to the times of the American annexation of Texas before Britain
could, but being skilled in negotiations I would be happy to preside over such negotiations as would then be necessary, and I assure you, there would be judicial fairness and impartiality on my part,you in Britain could count on it. Indeed we
could then proceed with proper annexation of Texas to Britain, and thence perhaps might have to negotiate with Spain over the issue of the ownership of Texas, but at least such negotiations would be between two legitimate party nations.
Also to here continue, there is another developing side to the Falklands, perhaps only regarding oil and mineral rights.........consider.Now Hillary Clinton wishes Britain to share the oil with the Argentinians,to negotiate over the oil rights round and about the Falklands, if not yet within the Falklands itself. America seems to regard Britain as having kicked the Argentinians out hundreds of years
ago .......well.....Hillary Hillarity not......America kicked Britain out hundreds of years ago, perhaps Hillary will be so kind as to negotiate for Britain a fair and
equal share in American off shore oil, thank you very much.However I assure you a much better negotiator with America for such an event, would, of course, be myself but I'd be willing to negotiate with her after negotiations with the Argentinians over oil rights and mineral rights in the Falklands between Britain and the Argentinians are concluded, should they come about.And all such negotiations will be with a firm and sound founded established and agreed on foundation,based on those historical negotiations and events as well.
And so all things will be settled in fair and equitable fashion for those all
round,America,Britain,Argentinia, and Spain. Britain will a best loose the Falkalnds then entirely, acquire Texas at worst,all America once again as best, and in the least as well, acquire shared offshore oil and mineral right with respect to America.And a good time will be had by all,
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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M.R.L. Approved British Made Car Prototype
Most Cost Effective Vehicle Ever
Secretly in a local Shanghai suburb, one man has created what has to be one of the most cost effective automobiles ever. China was chosen for the British car prototype due to the immense secrecy which can only be achieved in China,
imagine American Automobile manufacturers attacking this latest threat to their former domination of the vehicular market.
The car has a very simple design, basically a bunch of wood scraps tied together with wire, four wheels, and a seat that can barely fit one person.
An open frame allows for a nice breeze, so an air conditioner is not required, and it even has a headlight.
No word on the gas mileage this things gets, but all in all the vehicle is pretty impressive, and fuel mileage will be dependent on the engine finally selected for the production vehicle, and will be available in economical single and much more powerful dual cylinder, four stroke and two stroke engine versions,lawnmower engines have a firm inside track, and what with the development of the battery powered lawnmower,and obvious green electric version is being planned.
Production models will be modified to include a convertable roof,a roll back sheet of plastic will do nicely, and expanded by use of a tow ball to tow a trailer to increase versatility, and also allow for use of said trailer as a Rumble/Jump seat.
All that remains, what with the collapse of the American car manufacturers, is to jump in to an ever expanding market with a suitable British made production version.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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M.R.L.'s Cow Methane Driven Cars
How now Brown's cow...............what have we here? I have discovered an excellant system of highly efficient automobile fuel, and it's free......indeed have you got a cow man? Well? No? Haven't got a cow? Well....get one..........for your own backyard, and have free automobile fuel for the rest of your life!!
Imagine, yes indeed the system is engineering genius,mine of course, and already proveable in operation, indeed provable and efficient as in the example of already on the road propane powered taxis,cars,buses,lorries(trucks).
Cows can produce 500 litres of methane every day...as opposed to your average cowboys who produces 1/2 to 3 litres per day..........(the latter figure being studies of Mexican and Argentinian cowboys on a strictly national bean diet).Researchers in Argentina (this study comes by means of secret agents squirreled away in Argentina)were surprised to find that a single 550-kg cow produces between 800 to 1,000 liters of emissions each day............more than enough for the day, and any excess production could be utilized for home cooking and heating uses,the barbie so plastic tanked as well. Indeed, these methane filled
tanks can be used anywhere propane is presently utilized! Even yet trains could become methane cow powered. Imagine, The Iron Horse, becoming know as The Iron Cow!!
The method of collection? Well the Argentinians have been conducting
experiments with cows to collect the methane they produce.Little do they realize that that tank full of methane, could easily be substituted in vehicles
for their already installed propane tanks(these tanks are housed in the boot(trunk), of the vehicles should they be of the passenger type, and other places for non passenger types,such as roofs for buses).! Well I can see you're thinking, how ridiculous it would be to drive about with a cow in the backseat producing methane for the car.......however,we don't need the entire cow, just the tank of methane it fills up, and indeed whilst driving on that tank, the cow could be in the backyard busily filling up yet another tank ready as needed! A truly efficient self-sustaining vehicular fuel energy system!Indeed, we are free! Free from fuel costs! Free to drive about as well please! free! Free! Free! And..the fuel supply is free as well!!Well for a surety the oil companies have gotten on to this, indeed at this very moment both pills,injections, and feed additives are being developed to stop cows from producing these massive free amounts of methane.
So, gasoline cost $0.94cents per litre..........propane $0.42cents per litre....cow methane per litre cost.......zero. The cow can be kept in the backyard and allowed
to graze, saving cost and effort of cutting the grass as well.......increasing the
savings...........the cow also provides milk.........an added plus.......
Now a per trip values estimate, on gasoline a 600km trip,at 60 litres of gas per trip, on propane the same trip consumes 80 litres, but of much cheaper cost,nearly half, but with propane this drops to zero. As to distance, well the 600 km figure for the day is highly acceptable as a base rate.............even for say taxis. Now
taxis,many, are already equipped with propane tanks. All that remains is to substitute the cow collection methane plastic tank.............easily swapped in with a fresh tank as the cow produces it...imagine.
The plot's afoot, I can sense Government and Big Business
seeking to send my free fuel engineering system
to ruination of the people.But fear not, get a cow man! And get a methane
collection tank! Convert your vehicle to propane driven, but wisely substitute a plastic methane tank swap system!!!!Free yourself!Get a cow,man!
Secret Squirrel,
M.R.L.,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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M.R.L. Solves Britain's Prison Problems.
There are severe problems in England what with prison overcrowding, and a general lack of prisons, arising from the extreme high cost of construction of such facilities, and maintenance of same in terms of prison staff etc. In the 60's arose a system of construction, prefab, which was used to construct several buildings, including the then considered ultra modern Habitat 67 at the Man and His World exhibition in the colony of Canada during the World's Fair of that year.
Interesting, Habitat 67,really prefab concrete boxes piled one atop the other, sticking out here and there etc.and interesting piece of engineering.
This engineering principle was carried forwards to ships in the form of cargo containers, and can be stacked say 14,000 to a vessel, each container cell being say 20x8x8 in terms of feet, interestingly, the size of a prison cell, particularly those of the Americans in Guantanamo Bay. The idea presents itself. Now a prison at
sea is a grand idea, utilizing containers,stacked, , expandable to the max limit, say 7 such ships could accommodate the entire prison population of Britain! However,
these ships consume say 1660 gallons (imperial),of fuel an hour...........not worth the cost to send'em on a sea cruise is it?
But the idea has presented itself, a prison island, indeed yes, imagine an island in the Indian Ocean, not requiring heating costs,and not worth it, the air conditioning costs, merely a form of bed and breakfast,lunch,dinner...........a gigantic
container ship type island, stacked with prison cells, as converted cargo containers, ever expandable..........look at Diego Garcia, an island almost abandoned, it could easily become the prison for Britain, indeed the name, Diego
Garcia,Her Majesty's Prison For The Extremely Naughty, comes to mind. Look at what is there now a large airbase with several long range runways constructed, as well
as a harbor suitable for large naval vessels so delivery of prisoners and containers to house new arrivals is a thing of utter ease.As a territory of the United Kingdom, the head of state is Queen Elizabeth II. There is no Governor appointed to represent the Queen on the territory, as there are no native inhabitants.
Thus the island itself is ideal, as an island, indeed, the lesser prisoners could act as guards and prison staff, making them useful to the full, reducing the costs of maintenance grandly, just requiring prison ship patrols about the island to prevent shall we say, prisoners attempting to break in to the island to enjoy it's lush location and tropical accommodation. Problem solved.
Secret Squirrel,
M.R.L.,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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MRL Proposal,Participatory Government, We Offer
A Referendum On Taxing The Fat Of The Land,YOU Decide."
In America......
According to a recent Washington Post article, legislatures in at least 25 states are currently debating more than 140 bills aimed at curbing obesity.......According to the Post, six bills proposed by New York State Assemblyman Felix Ortiz (D) would slap hefty taxes on not only fatty foods,
BBC headlines read........
Government unit 'urges fat tax'
Burgers are among the foods likely to be hit by a 'fat tax'
Plans for a tax on fatty foods.
In short........Welcome to fat Britain, where one in three adults is overweight or obese, and where childhood obesity has increased threefold in 20 years. England has the fastest increasing weight problem in the world.Are there plans afoot by the Labour government to capitalize on this? Yes!
And comment from
http://www.ifs.org.uk/publications/1797
says.................
"This Briefing Note looks at the potential for the introduction of a 'fat tax' into the UK in an effort to reduce the growing prevalence of obesity in Britain. There are different forms such a tax could take. One possibility is to tax the nutrient contents of foods such that those containing more fat or salt, for example, are
taxed more heavily. Alternatively, particular types of foods, such as snacks or soft drinks, could be subject to a tax, or VAT could be extended to foods that are currently zero-rated but have a high fat content.Revenue from a 'fat
tax' could be used in various ways, such as financing subsidies for healthy foods or exercise equipment, funding advertising campaigns for healthy eating or in schools. Alternatively, it could form part of general government receipts."
There are other reasons for a fat tax.....by everybody all round, for example charging overweight insurance policyholders since they are more likely to claim or cost claims due to their condition of being fat. The rationale is twofold.
First, fat people are more likely to develop expensive health problems. Second, fat can be avoided or reduced through exercise and healthy eating. If we charge fat people more for health insurance—or charge thin people less, which amounts to the same thing—people will improve their habits.
Recall, in the Americas,not long after the attack on Pearl Harbor, in the winter of 1942, physiologist A.J. Carlson made a radical suggestion: If the nation's largest citizens were charged a fee—say, $20 for each pound of overweight—we might feed the war effort overseas while working to subdue an "injurious luxury" at
home.
Airlines have taken to charging,Air France is initiating a Fat Tax, and on other airlines, overweight passengers requiring two seats, not really a tax,but a form of fat compensation,are charged for the extra seat required.............Ryanair is going a touch further,also considering
* Charge per kg over 130kg/20 stone (male) and 100kg/15 stone (females);
* Charge per inch for every waist inch over 45 inch (male) and 40 inch (female);
* Charge for every point in excess of 40 points on the Body Mass Index (+30 points is obese);
* Charge for a second seat if passengers’ waist touches both armrests simultaneously.
Well, in ye olde days, things were done by weight, such as awarding local Aristos,Kings or whatever a form of truage based on weight,(taxation by Spanish Alcaldes in America,a direct example) of course, meaning fatties were really expensive(later on there evolved taxation without representation, whereby they were inappropriately available for the weigh-in and simply gave out a stated weight,this led to revolting situations due to over taxation)...........yet here the lean and slim were taxed at the behest of the really really fat, and heavily too.
Well, there also was the revival of the poll tax of the horrid 1800's to be imposed on the people by the government,in short equal taxation for everybody,regardless of income, in short not taxing those monetarily fat more, for being so. Merely increasing the taxation on the lean, the poor as it were.
The UK Poll Tax Riots were a series of mass disturbances, or riots, in
British cities during protests against the Community Charge (commonly known as the poll tax), introduced by the Conservative government led by Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.The Labour party was no good, recall the response of the Labour Party and the Labour movement and some sections of the far left, including Militant, was
to condemn the riot as senseless and to blame anarchists,in short agreeing with and supporting the poll tax.However,wisdom prevailed and the Poll tax,brought by Britain's Iron Maiden,and supported by New Labour, ceased to stab at the
body politic of the people. Well why not reverse this discrimination and tax those who are fat, charge'm by the pound, and all round fat poll tax based on weight, taxing the people at large on the basis of their weight. This encourages slimming down, doesn't it,this encourages a healthier populace by the introduction of a
healthy tax............in short,the government of the people, would then live off, truly, the fat of the land!!!! This could be done on the national basis. As for restaurants, they could introduce a walk in scale system, weigh the clientelle as they walk in, and so meter tax their
meal on the basis of weight, those fatter paying a sliding upwards scale of more meal tax. Monies such accrued by government could be diverted to the typical governmental pork barrel politics pork spending projects.
Indeed Gordon Brown's Labour government is running on,and has presented to the people it's manifesto, the motto,"Let Them Drink Water!"
What will result? Well other nations could then initiate and encourage a huge
economic immigration and brain drain on Britain by using the motto "Give Me Your Tired, Your Rich, Your Big Fat Asses".So we are left with the dilema,but we in the MRL have a solution to all this, the typical pass the buck system, but not the one you imagine from other parties! Nay! We in the MRL would set up and encourage a true
democracy, the plebiscite, a vote by the people, by the plebs, the
plebians,YOU, which will pose the question"Do we tax and live off of the fat of the land.?" YAAAH! Or Nay? Do the Eyes have it, Or the Nose? You will decide!!! That's the MRL,that's democracy,that's democracy in action!! Good for the MRL! Good For You!!
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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M.R.L. Short Distance Travel Solution
Everyone has experienced some sort of discomfort on short trips,county to county. If using airplane there is a problem now what with security delays etc. making such flights a nuisance. Bus schedules are seemingly never quite right with
respect to departure times, arrival times,return times etc.
However there is a solution to the problem, taken from available technology from medieval times and from modern times.The solution to these county to county
travel trips is quite simply a catapult, launching the traveler complete with his or her luggage, and, at a suitable time in their flight, the proper
altitude of launch achieved, a para glider parachute opens
allowing the passenger to guide themselves to land, on their feet,at quite the proper wished landing point.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Abolish The House Of Lords?
Keywords:
House Of Lords,House Of Commons,government,New,Labour,Conservatives,Tory,Tories,abolish,reform,politics, dictators,vote
Abolish The House Of Lords?
"I have come to condemn politicians,not to praise them."
-Secret Squirrel
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but a politician can only advise the people to vote for them."
-Secret Squirrel
The days of the voting going not to have Muslim prayer in public schools....or,indeed, having school taught in foreign languages so that the immigrants to the UK never have to bother to learn English,will be gone. In it's place, will be.........DICTATORSHIP.........elected DICTATORSHIP, a DICTATORSHIP in which the general people, John Doe Everyman, will be free only for the brief period of casting a ballot, which we all hopes will forever at least properly count.
The elected leader of Britain will be the leader of the party with the most members.....regardless
of quality as we have learned under New Labour.The House of Lords was a grand Wall,thorn,hinderance,obstacle ,to the rule of one(and others)Tony Blair. How did it all work,
how did and was Tony Blair unable to push through legislation, changes(and change is by no means
good for the people, dependent,and the Lords in their wisdom knew this and so refused to pass
these at times).But why? Well, his ideas of government,rule,finances legislation, HE wished
for the people,being the party head, were seen to be a detriment to the British people,and so were
blocked.
The House of Lords could not be held to a party whip,to a party leadership DICTATION, nay
indeed not. They could vote no,vote against, and so BLOCK a legislation,rejecting it, sending it back ,repeatedly, to the Commons, hoping that the Commons sees tghe sense in that the bill they're trying to pass is not suitable for the people of Britain, they could also drag out all debates on such bills, delaying even yet longer, in hopes the government of the day sees sanity.
They,themselves, know no party
lines, only the lines of the people. Remove the Lords and, yes, Britain would have total DICTATION, by whatever leadership qualities the political parties,New Labour,Tories et all have,rule by the dictating idiocy of the party leader(England does not elect the Prime Minister, he's in on the numerical presence of his party
being elected in majority(America votes separately, for the two Houses, AND for the LEADERSHIP).The 'House of Lords' aids democracy! it does have the advantage of allowing the 'Lords' to make decisions individually,not based on party lines, nor party dictates,each individually voting according to their thoughts and beliefs on the matter at hand being in the better interests of the British people, or not.Also consider the role of the House
Of Lords,The House of Lords,this second chamber with voting rights on all Government legislation.
makes laws, holds the Government to account, investigates policy issues ,and provides a forum of unbiased,uninfluenced,independent expertise.
Could and would any incumbent DICTATING political party be entrusted to investigate itself?Nay!Can an incumbent party intent on passing legislation then be said to debate itself the value of said legislation handed down by the obviously DICTATING party head?Again Nay,not a chance,unbelievable it would be,inconceivable.Rules? Rules made for the English people.....rules made by a DICTATING
party,unfettered,as IT pleased, rules possibly repressive,oppressive,Draconian,unfiltered by the
wisdoms of those not toeing party lines.Corruption,sleeze,cash for honors,cash for laws,expenses scandals, have heavily rocked the House Of Commons, the House of Lords relatively untouched by these. Imagine
the scenario,implied,on a two House system of party lines,The Prime Minister says "Let's have a free vote today on my policy and rule which you can defeat and makes myself, and you,in all truth, look like utter idiots and burkes so we can have an election in which the people will look at that and think..idiots,out with'em"? "Course the people would have to wait for election time for such a thing as they could'nt be turfed out until such a time as the regular election, no mechanism for removal until then, not at all.
Would the government allow for a public referendum,a free vote,a plebiscite on the issue? No! Why?
To abolish the House Of Lords it to pave the way for any government party leader, and it's party, to dictate absolutely,unfettered,unchecked, any law,bill,legislation that it so wishes to introduce and pass,without fail.
The attraction of Absolute Power for any Prime Minister,Absolute Rule, Dictation of All Things, is the attraction to them all,regardless.
You will be told, that's what you elected them for.You will be free only the day of the election, locked in thereafter,taken for a ride wherever the party politics dictates, a one way ride,and that is what will be. Absolute power attracts absolutely, and you will have no vote on the matter. They SHALL abolish the House Of Lords,not with you, but without you, as they do everything, unless the House Of Lords objects for you.
House Of Lords,House Of Commons,government,New,Labour,Conservatives,Tory,Tories,abolish,reform,politics, dictators,vote
Abolish The House Of Lords?
"I have come to condemn politicians,not to praise them."
-Secret Squirrel
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but a politician can only advise the people to vote for them."
-Secret Squirrel
The days of the voting going not to have Muslim prayer in public schools....or,indeed, having school taught in foreign languages so that the immigrants to the UK never have to bother to learn English,will be gone. In it's place, will be.........DICTATORSHIP.........elected DICTATORSHIP, a DICTATORSHIP in which the general people, John Doe Everyman, will be free only for the brief period of casting a ballot, which we all hopes will forever at least properly count.
The elected leader of Britain will be the leader of the party with the most members.....regardless
of quality as we have learned under New Labour.The House of Lords was a grand Wall,thorn,hinderance,obstacle ,to the rule of one(and others)Tony Blair. How did it all work,
how did and was Tony Blair unable to push through legislation, changes(and change is by no means
good for the people, dependent,and the Lords in their wisdom knew this and so refused to pass
these at times).But why? Well, his ideas of government,rule,finances legislation, HE wished
for the people,being the party head, were seen to be a detriment to the British people,and so were
blocked.
The House of Lords could not be held to a party whip,to a party leadership DICTATION, nay
indeed not. They could vote no,vote against, and so BLOCK a legislation,rejecting it, sending it back ,repeatedly, to the Commons, hoping that the Commons sees tghe sense in that the bill they're trying to pass is not suitable for the people of Britain, they could also drag out all debates on such bills, delaying even yet longer, in hopes the government of the day sees sanity.
They,themselves, know no party
lines, only the lines of the people. Remove the Lords and, yes, Britain would have total DICTATION, by whatever leadership qualities the political parties,New Labour,Tories et all have,rule by the dictating idiocy of the party leader(England does not elect the Prime Minister, he's in on the numerical presence of his party
being elected in majority(America votes separately, for the two Houses, AND for the LEADERSHIP).The 'House of Lords' aids democracy! it does have the advantage of allowing the 'Lords' to make decisions individually,not based on party lines, nor party dictates,each individually voting according to their thoughts and beliefs on the matter at hand being in the better interests of the British people, or not.Also consider the role of the House
Of Lords,The House of Lords,this second chamber with voting rights on all Government legislation.
makes laws, holds the Government to account, investigates policy issues ,and provides a forum of unbiased,uninfluenced,independent expertise.
Could and would any incumbent DICTATING political party be entrusted to investigate itself?Nay!Can an incumbent party intent on passing legislation then be said to debate itself the value of said legislation handed down by the obviously DICTATING party head?Again Nay,not a chance,unbelievable it would be,inconceivable.Rules? Rules made for the English people.....rules made by a DICTATING
party,unfettered,as IT pleased, rules possibly repressive,oppressive,Draconian,unfiltered by the
wisdoms of those not toeing party lines.Corruption,sleeze,cash for honors,cash for laws,expenses scandals, have heavily rocked the House Of Commons, the House of Lords relatively untouched by these. Imagine
the scenario,implied,on a two House system of party lines,The Prime Minister says "Let's have a free vote today on my policy and rule which you can defeat and makes myself, and you,in all truth, look like utter idiots and burkes so we can have an election in which the people will look at that and think..idiots,out with'em"? "Course the people would have to wait for election time for such a thing as they could'nt be turfed out until such a time as the regular election, no mechanism for removal until then, not at all.
Would the government allow for a public referendum,a free vote,a plebiscite on the issue? No! Why?
To abolish the House Of Lords it to pave the way for any government party leader, and it's party, to dictate absolutely,unfettered,unchecked, any law,bill,legislation that it so wishes to introduce and pass,without fail.
The attraction of Absolute Power for any Prime Minister,Absolute Rule, Dictation of All Things, is the attraction to them all,regardless.
You will be told, that's what you elected them for.You will be free only the day of the election, locked in thereafter,taken for a ride wherever the party politics dictates, a one way ride,and that is what will be. Absolute power attracts absolutely, and you will have no vote on the matter. They SHALL abolish the House Of Lords,not with you, but without you, as they do everything, unless the House Of Lords objects for you.
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Of Technology Failing Us And Everybody Failing Britain
Keywords:
NATO,Europe,America,USA,Britain,Falklands,Argentina,war,technology,electronics,air,crash,airbus,Toyota
Air France, A330,flight 447, breaks apart in the air, after clogged pitot tubes which determine airspeed confuse the CPU flying the machine, the pilots being unable to sufficiently override and fly the aircraft,the confused plane flying itself improperly,breaks up in mid air during a storm.The plane's computer system reported a series of technical problems about four hours after takeoff and immediately after entering a large storm system a few hundred miles from the far eastern coast of Brazil,flew itself to a crash condition.
We may never know why runaway Toyotas suddenly seem to be everywhere. The scariest possibility, however, is that faulty computers are driving some victims to their deaths with frightening randomness. Suspicions that an elusive software glitch in computer-controlled throttles is to blame.
The standard rule of thumb, advice for the best of times..........KISS, Keep It Simple Stupid............the more the mechanical, the more easily controlled,the more easily maintained. The more a CPU and electronics handles things, the more things are that become utter disasters.Remember with electronics,
"Nothing can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,..........
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The Falklands, As It Is And Why.
Of course, one must always view things in the present day,concerning the Falkland situation as it is presently,in the harsh light of history, and of course, we must consider in a historical light, the fact that Labour has massively reduced Britain's grand and magnificent naval fleet,and the army is stretched thin by supporting America's war against and occupation of Afghanistan and Iraq.In short, none of the present situation with regards with and to the Falklands would be and could be, had Labour not maintained the British military as it was before the advent of the New Labour government, no thanks at all directed to any Labour leader, and certainly not the present Gordon Brown.Whatever occurs in future will be out of the New Labour utilization of, redistribution of,deployment of and reduction of the armed forces et all, Navy,Army,Marines,and Air Force.Also, the Falklands garrison should have been strengthened immediately after the last problem, with a larger garrison, and greater air element,also at least 4 frigates to patrol........and a few smaller patrol craft. But, the grandest mistake, was not to have done this when drilling for offshore oil was to take place, most definately a failure on the defense policy of the Labour leaders.
And, what of the situation of Britain as stand alone. Britain is supposed to be part of
1) Europe, why no backup support and defensive support from the supposed European nations with respect to Britain,and British possessions.Is it Britain for all and none for Britain as the present situation as presents itself.
2) Britain deserted by America, Britain supports America in it's wars with Afghanistan and the Iraqis,places it cannot even yet possibly have any claim at all what so ever for, and yet...no defensive support from America for Britain and the British people with respect to the Falklands.
3) NATO-America, Europe(mostly), these nations are supposed to rally to the defense of a member nation and it's territories...Instead they're off (including Britain)attacking and securing oil rich Arab nations...are they likely to attack and secure oil poor Argentina.......mostly not it seems.Nor do they seem inclined to defend Britain's stated territories and possessions, yet Britain seems obligated to defend theirs.
Britain has it's problems due to the years of failed leadership,lack of insight, lack of for sight, lack of political acumen,lack of the abilities to reason and plan ahead,as provided by the New Labour government's successive leaders et all.Under New Labour, Britain has achieved the same social status amongst it's formerly peer nations of Europe,Nato and the world,the same social status and power as an Arab Eunuch.
NATO,Europe,America,USA,Britain,Falklands,Argentina,war,technology,electronics,air,crash,airbus,Toyota
Air France, A330,flight 447, breaks apart in the air, after clogged pitot tubes which determine airspeed confuse the CPU flying the machine, the pilots being unable to sufficiently override and fly the aircraft,the confused plane flying itself improperly,breaks up in mid air during a storm.The plane's computer system reported a series of technical problems about four hours after takeoff and immediately after entering a large storm system a few hundred miles from the far eastern coast of Brazil,flew itself to a crash condition.
We may never know why runaway Toyotas suddenly seem to be everywhere. The scariest possibility, however, is that faulty computers are driving some victims to their deaths with frightening randomness. Suspicions that an elusive software glitch in computer-controlled throttles is to blame.
The standard rule of thumb, advice for the best of times..........KISS, Keep It Simple Stupid............the more the mechanical, the more easily controlled,the more easily maintained. The more a CPU and electronics handles things, the more things are that become utter disasters.Remember with electronics,
"Nothing can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,can go wrong,..........
....................................................
The Falklands, As It Is And Why.
Of course, one must always view things in the present day,concerning the Falkland situation as it is presently,in the harsh light of history, and of course, we must consider in a historical light, the fact that Labour has massively reduced Britain's grand and magnificent naval fleet,and the army is stretched thin by supporting America's war against and occupation of Afghanistan and Iraq.In short, none of the present situation with regards with and to the Falklands would be and could be, had Labour not maintained the British military as it was before the advent of the New Labour government, no thanks at all directed to any Labour leader, and certainly not the present Gordon Brown.Whatever occurs in future will be out of the New Labour utilization of, redistribution of,deployment of and reduction of the armed forces et all, Navy,Army,Marines,and Air Force.Also, the Falklands garrison should have been strengthened immediately after the last problem, with a larger garrison, and greater air element,also at least 4 frigates to patrol........and a few smaller patrol craft. But, the grandest mistake, was not to have done this when drilling for offshore oil was to take place, most definately a failure on the defense policy of the Labour leaders.
And, what of the situation of Britain as stand alone. Britain is supposed to be part of
1) Europe, why no backup support and defensive support from the supposed European nations with respect to Britain,and British possessions.Is it Britain for all and none for Britain as the present situation as presents itself.
2) Britain deserted by America, Britain supports America in it's wars with Afghanistan and the Iraqis,places it cannot even yet possibly have any claim at all what so ever for, and yet...no defensive support from America for Britain and the British people with respect to the Falklands.
3) NATO-America, Europe(mostly), these nations are supposed to rally to the defense of a member nation and it's territories...Instead they're off (including Britain)attacking and securing oil rich Arab nations...are they likely to attack and secure oil poor Argentina.......mostly not it seems.Nor do they seem inclined to defend Britain's stated territories and possessions, yet Britain seems obligated to defend theirs.
Britain has it's problems due to the years of failed leadership,lack of insight, lack of for sight, lack of political acumen,lack of the abilities to reason and plan ahead,as provided by the New Labour government's successive leaders et all.Under New Labour, Britain has achieved the same social status amongst it's formerly peer nations of Europe,Nato and the world,the same social status and power as an Arab Eunuch.
Friday, March 12, 2010
Secret Squirrel Tackles Global Financing And Monetary Systems
Keywords:
monster,raving,loony,party,finances,monetary,fiscal,money,banking,banks,bankruptcy,credit,ponzi,debt,national,international
MRL:Bankruptcy,What's To Be Done?
Iceland totters on the very brink of bankruptcy....it's banks collapsing due to ridiculous rot and mismanagement,ludicrous investment,idiotic high on our hog spending.....but other nations are equally
threatened,Greece for example,most exposed are countries with large amounts of external debt relative
to the size of their economy. A quick calculation suggests that by this measure, the
U.S. is relatively well off, with external debt about equal to GDP. Japan’s external
debt is about 40-50% of GDP, as is Canada’s and ever increasing. Italy is at about
100%, and Germany and France are in the 140-150% range.The talk of declaring Germany
bankrupt? Some Germans Favor This Drastic Course to End the Payment of Reparations.
From this perspective, the U.S.—with its external debt mostly in dollars—looks like
a bastion of stability. The euro zone has some weaknesses—Belgium and the
Netherlands have uncomfortably high debt levels, and Ireland is extremely high. But
there is a political framework in place which should allow political leaders to take
effective action if they want.
The biggest dangers are for the UK and Switzerland. These countries, although much
bigger than Iceland, are major financial intermediaries with big external debts, and massive amounts of internal currency at all levels, invested and emplaced in banks external to themselves.
What’s more, they are outside the major currency blocs, with debt denominated in
foreign currencies. That means if their currency starts to devalue, their debts will
become more and more onerous.
But is declaring bankruptcy all that bad, will it, would it, repair the systems
which actually have broken down, systems which don't work?
Consider...........a nation declaring bankruptcy, both externally with regards to
other nations and within itself...........what happens...........what's to be
done............consider..........ALL nations, declaring bankruptcy, equally and
equitably, indeed because most every nation on this earth is in fact in debt!!!!!
So, zero things out all round and start again.......using.......the fiated,printed
currency. BUT Internally order must be drawn out of the confusion for it is from
within nations that actual debts and bankruptcy is created........except for those
nations which maintain a horrifically huge military and attempt to finance expensive
foreign wars.
--all debt would be wiped out,externally and internally,personal or
corporate,national...would be wiped clean.Nothing owed to anyone. Internally
corporate debts,personal debts, mortgages etc.....all as it were, franked, paid off.
Canceled if you prefer.
--and everyone owed money would be paid off. 100% face value,the money required
would be fiat, as in printed and supplied by the government, and as they supply
themselves and their creditors, so they supply you,the people and the government,
all creditors satisfied.If you happen not to have personal debts, well you're out of
luck there.
--then,to restart things internally,regardless, every person is given $100,000.
--internally increase regulation penalties and abilities to recover
"lost""missing""conned""embezzled""defrauded investments.
--level out the dividend system,yes more to those who invested more, but only in
proportion,no favoritism or laundered investment dividends.
--an equitable taxation system,based on income and investment, increasing with
increased incomes.
--limit credit charges,finance charges,set the maximum percentage and limit regulate
the finance payment time.
--force corporations,firms,business, to retain a specific portion of their
profits,increasing with increasing profitable income.
Everyone can now invest,build,and or save.
Now that you're restarting your nation,what do you do? Well you do what the African
nations do....................and,for that matter, what each and every nation of the
world actually does.......
If you run your own country and you need some money printing for the currency of the
country, various banknote printing companies may offer competitive quotes for the
print runs, shop around,if yours doesn't offer cheap rates for printing currency
then perhaps a foreign nation can provide your currency printed up for you at a far
cheaper rate........saves some here and there and contributes to the economy!!
Of course orders should be in the thousands of millions, to achieve economy of
scale. For smaller runs, just aren't on the economical side.
In effect,your banknotes are good in your own nation, they are the national
currency, a banknote is a promise by the country to pay the bearer the sum stated on
the note. In the UK, for example, a five pound note is like an I.O.U. from the
Queen. The Queen is generally considered very creditworthy and so people have
confidence that the banknotes are worth what they say they are worth, and in England
and in buying goods from England said sum is good for it. All nations must then
simply accept their currency as being just that, and foreign currencies for use in
foreign nations on an equal par.Now, starting again, you print currency at a defined
rate according to the decided GDP or whatever agreement all the in debt nations of
the world decide(and believe you me ALL nations of the world are in fact in debt, to
everybody and anybody at any given time).Remember the US government not only can
print as much money as they want,and certainly does the bigger the debt grows, the
bigger the motivation becomes to print the money.You can too,you should too.
All that remains is to zero things, and start again....so now you're all off and
running again........"Let the games.........begin."
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged re-Engineering.
..................................................................
MRL:The US Economy Is One Giant Ponzi Scheme?
A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that pays returns to
separate investors from their own money or money paid by subsequent
investors, rather than from any actual profit earned. The Ponzi scheme
usually entices new investors by offering returns other investments
cannot guarantee, in the form of short-term returns that are either
abnormally high or unusually consistent. The perpetuation of the returns
that a Ponzi scheme advertises and pays requires an ever-increasing flow
of money from investors to keep the scheme going.
The system is destined to collapse because the earnings, if any, are
less than the payments to investors.The entire American economy is one
giant ponzi scheme.
The government consistently overspends, or plans to,
it then needs money, it gets this by printing up Treasury Certificates,
then goes to the Treasury to print up money in return for the printed
certificates.The treasury keeps these, and procures others in exchange
for printed money as the government need arises. At the same time the
government prints up and offers for sale to the general public such
investment certificates as it needs, bonds,stocks, certificates etc. and
when they mature pays for them at rate with the printed up money it gets
and needs from the Treasury for the printed up Treasury Certificates it
prints as it needs.This occurs in all sectors, for all requirements. Now
the government does collect taxes,but collects insufficient taxes to
cover its expanding expenditures. The social security system functions
only on the ponzi scheme fiated currency, since in the social security.
We're using today's tax dollars to pay for benefits for people whose
payments into the system were used to give benefits to people in the
past. The problem is the ever yet more and more unemployed working
people can't generate enough cash to pay for the system. But
from the point of view of the present fiated system,this is no problem
since the government uses the printed treasury certificates to buy more
money as it needs.But the printed currency, is rather etherial in nature,
based on paper, and ink.
The mortgage and banking system is now being bailed out by the government,
using the fiated money printing system since the people cannot afford
the mortgages they got, and the banks cannot sell the houses they now
posses, and the construction industry fails because no one can afford
the mortgages nor the house prices.....so the government prints money up
to pay for these collapsed sectors of the economy,ever subsidizing
increased loses in efforts to keep the system going.
The national debt is another element of the giant ponzi scheme,but is
the actual critical component. In foreign borrowing, we're obtaining
promiseary mortgages of sorts, but creditors around the world are now
having serious doubts we'll be able to pay back what we've borrowed,
unless we continue to print up currency as we do. This is where the
system starts to hang, the foreign nations calling in the
debt,externally,totally.If they call in the debts, the system will collapse, but
then if they collapse the system, and don't accept the fiated currency
used, they won't have currency either,they'll suffer huge financial
losses in themselves, not a wise business move.So the trick is to borrow
from, not rich nations, but nations in a similar position as you, in
debt,using the same system as you do, suffering the same fate if they
try to call in your debts.
Internally the whole country runs on credit,borrowed, or money procured
through mortgage type sources. Whether it is the government borrowing
money to pay for universal health care,for foreign wars,for its own bureaucracy ,the States debts, or the
public using credit cards, we have been steadily moving away from an
accountable currency economy.If we eliminate the ability to borrow,or
buy on credit, then we can only afford to buy what we have the actual
cash to pay out for,and not having the cash, we can't buy.Hence banks
have to have money available to loan out,even if they're running at
negative business economy levels,and no one has any cash since their
income is pledged to pay off their mortgages, car loans, and credit
cards.
Money itself ,and any figures representing it,is actually mostly a
belief system. If everyone suddenly decides money isn't worth anything,
then everything just stops.What that cash will be worth remains to be
seen. Outside the United States our currency is going to look like
Confederate money. But inside the country a dollar bill still might be
able to get you something if anyone will exchange the bill for something
else like groceries. If new money isn't printed up using the fiated
treasury certificate money purchase system, the whole house of cards
collapses.The problem is exactly the same as with the conventional Ponzi
Scheme.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
..................................
MRL Pays National Debt By Revolving Credit System
National debt...............revolving credit.Credit card companies have cheques that permit you to pay off another credit card company by using this cheque,paying credit card company A with a cheque from credit card company B,then paying credit card company B.
I propose we use the same system, but in a form of revolving credit for the National Debt. In short,we pay our debt off with national credit card company government accounts, with several such companies,without mentioning names, as we're dealing with the financial mechanics of the system,say A,B,C,D,E,we pay A with B's cheque,B with C's cheque etc and on to, and then when arriving at E's cheque,we pay A with E's cheque, and so enter the system round
about ever more, revolving credit revolves constantly, and so we maintain the national debt payments,fully, and so also garner an absolutely spotless credit rating, allowing us to borrow,print up, spend,whatever, yet more.
Everyone knows that such a burden of debt is far more easily borne when it's kept constantly moving instead of sitting heavily upon the nation. Mind you you do notice that none of the other existent political parties have mastered the financial economics of debt management that we in the MRL have.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
......................................................................
Secret Squirrel's Economic Advice
Here's a bit of economic advice from me, Secret Squirrel,MRL,Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.......................on helping the Americans in this time of dire economic financial need.......hands across the water so to speak........
There's an easy way for the Republicans,or the Democrats, to make money in this disgusting economic collapse situation, beside simply printing it up as necessary. What they should do, is simply tell the Canadians that their money is now worth only 50 cents U.S. Now since the Canadians have to buy from the U.S. in American dollars(since nobody else'll take Canadian money anyway), what America offers to do, is to BUY up Canadian money giving them useful American money, $1 U.S. and $.1, Canadian taken in..........now that's 50% increase, as in 50 cents Canadian times two to the dollar(Canadian). Now since the British pound is pegged against the Canadian Dollar, we simply have to buy up British pounds using the Canadian money(since Britain has to take Canadian currency). What we then do with the British pound, is convert that to American money..............and PRESTO!! We've made a profit on the international money market, doubling our useful currency!! But are the Republicans for too Elephantine in their stubbornness and not intelligent enough to do it, and are the Democrats far too great the Jackas*es not to?
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
------------------------------------------------
The MRL Currency Crisis Solution
Now.....you know what they say penny wise.......Pound foolish.........how much is a Pound worth after the government foolishly ignored it in favor of watching pennies?
Presently against the US dollar it is worth $1.41. In 1970(I know it's so retro,but we're not going in to the 60's, times were just too good),it was $2.21, about a 45% crash. The signs were there, the writing was on the wall......the headlines read....."Pound COLLAPSES! TAKE WOODEN NICKLES!"
Well at the local coin shop, wooden nickels can be had for 50cents......consider 20 wooden nickles to the wooden dollar...a wooden dollar is now worth $10US,a considerably higher US dollar rate than the pound! But you'll see why we won't consider the British Pound against the Wooden Dollar,though in light of the modern crisis going to the wooden nickle dollar we would be much better off,there is still yet a better solution.
But I have discovered a much better solution............originally the currency was the egg..................it then proceeded to the evolution of the Groat, which while it did not have much value in its day, as the Pound has depreciated, the Groat has increased to the astonishing figure of $140.00.
Now figure that against the US Dollar the 2009 Pound is worth $1.41, but the same US dollar against the Groat,NOWADAYS (just check any coin shop)the 1885 Groat is a spectacular $140.00. So all that remains to be done, is to change our currency from the Pound Sterling to the Groat Sterling,the 1885 ones.
Ah! Indeed! There's no Groat like an Olde Groat!
Secret Squirrel,
M.R.L.,
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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MRL:Bankruptcy,What's To Be Done?
Iceland totters on the very brink of bankruptcy....it's banks collapsing due to ridiculous rot and mismanagement,ludicrous investment,idiotic high on our hog spending.....but other nations are equally
threatened,Greece for example,most exposed are countries with large amounts of external debt relative
to the size of their economy. A quick calculation suggests that by this measure, the
U.S. is relatively well off, with external debt about equal to GDP. Japan’s external
debt is about 40-50% of GDP, as is Canada’s and ever increasing. Italy is at about
100%, and Germany and France are in the 140-150% range.The talk of declaring Germany
bankrupt? Some Germans Favor This Drastic Course to End the Payment of Reparations.
From this perspective, the U.S.—with its external debt mostly in dollars—looks like
a bastion of stability. The euro zone has some weaknesses—Belgium and the
Netherlands have uncomfortably high debt levels, and Ireland is extremely high. But
there is a political framework in place which should allow political leaders to take
effective action if they want.
The biggest dangers are for the UK and Switzerland. These countries, although much
bigger than Iceland, are major financial intermediaries with big external debts, and massive amounts of internal currency at all levels, invested and emplaced in banks external to themselves.
What’s more, they are outside the major currency blocs, with debt denominated in
foreign currencies. That means if their currency starts to devalue, their debts will
become more and more onerous.
But is declaring bankruptcy all that bad, will it, would it, repair the systems
which actually have broken down, systems which don't work?
Consider...........a nation declaring bankruptcy, both externally with regards to
other nations and within itself...........what happens...........what's to be
done............consider..........ALL nations, declaring bankruptcy, equally and
equitably, indeed because most every nation on this earth is in fact in debt!!!!!
So, zero things out all round and start again.......using.......the fiated,printed
currency. BUT Internally order must be drawn out of the confusion for it is from
within nations that actual debts and bankruptcy is created........except for those
nations which maintain a horrifically huge military and attempt to finance expensive
foreign wars.
--all debt would be wiped out,externally and internally,personal or
corporate,national...would be wiped clean.Nothing owed to anyone. Internally
corporate debts,personal debts, mortgages etc.....all as it were, franked, paid off.
Canceled if you prefer.
--and everyone owed money would be paid off. 100% face value,the money required
would be fiat, as in printed and supplied by the government, and as they supply
themselves and their creditors, so they supply you,the people and the government,
all creditors satisfied.If you happen not to have personal debts, well you're out of
luck there.
--then,to restart things internally,regardless, every person is given $100,000.
--internally increase regulation penalties and abilities to recover
"lost""missing""conned""embezzled""defrauded investments.
--level out the dividend system,yes more to those who invested more, but only in
proportion,no favoritism or laundered investment dividends.
--an equitable taxation system,based on income and investment, increasing with
increased incomes.
--limit credit charges,finance charges,set the maximum percentage and limit regulate
the finance payment time.
--force corporations,firms,business, to retain a specific portion of their
profits,increasing with increasing profitable income.
Everyone can now invest,build,and or save.
Now that you're restarting your nation,what do you do? Well you do what the African
nations do....................and,for that matter, what each and every nation of the
world actually does.......
If you run your own country and you need some money printing for the currency of the
country, various banknote printing companies may offer competitive quotes for the
print runs, shop around,if yours doesn't offer cheap rates for printing currency
then perhaps a foreign nation can provide your currency printed up for you at a far
cheaper rate........saves some here and there and contributes to the economy!!
Of course orders should be in the thousands of millions, to achieve economy of
scale. For smaller runs, just aren't on the economical side.
In effect,your banknotes are good in your own nation, they are the national
currency, a banknote is a promise by the country to pay the bearer the sum stated on
the note. In the UK, for example, a five pound note is like an I.O.U. from the
Queen. The Queen is generally considered very creditworthy and so people have
confidence that the banknotes are worth what they say they are worth, and in England
and in buying goods from England said sum is good for it. All nations must then
simply accept their currency as being just that, and foreign currencies for use in
foreign nations on an equal par.Now, starting again, you print currency at a defined
rate according to the decided GDP or whatever agreement all the in debt nations of
the world decide(and believe you me ALL nations of the world are in fact in debt, to
everybody and anybody at any given time).Remember the US government not only can
print as much money as they want,and certainly does the bigger the debt grows, the
bigger the motivation becomes to print the money.You can too,you should too.
All that remains is to zero things, and start again....so now you're all off and
running again........"Let the games.........begin."
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged re-Engineering.
..................................................................
MRL:The US Economy Is One Giant Ponzi Scheme?
A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that pays returns to
separate investors from their own money or money paid by subsequent
investors, rather than from any actual profit earned. The Ponzi scheme
usually entices new investors by offering returns other investments
cannot guarantee, in the form of short-term returns that are either
abnormally high or unusually consistent. The perpetuation of the returns
that a Ponzi scheme advertises and pays requires an ever-increasing flow
of money from investors to keep the scheme going.
The system is destined to collapse because the earnings, if any, are
less than the payments to investors.The entire American economy is one
giant ponzi scheme.
The government consistently overspends, or plans to,
it then needs money, it gets this by printing up Treasury Certificates,
then goes to the Treasury to print up money in return for the printed
certificates.The treasury keeps these, and procures others in exchange
for printed money as the government need arises. At the same time the
government prints up and offers for sale to the general public such
investment certificates as it needs, bonds,stocks, certificates etc. and
when they mature pays for them at rate with the printed up money it gets
and needs from the Treasury for the printed up Treasury Certificates it
prints as it needs.This occurs in all sectors, for all requirements. Now
the government does collect taxes,but collects insufficient taxes to
cover its expanding expenditures. The social security system functions
only on the ponzi scheme fiated currency, since in the social security.
We're using today's tax dollars to pay for benefits for people whose
payments into the system were used to give benefits to people in the
past. The problem is the ever yet more and more unemployed working
people can't generate enough cash to pay for the system. But
from the point of view of the present fiated system,this is no problem
since the government uses the printed treasury certificates to buy more
money as it needs.But the printed currency, is rather etherial in nature,
based on paper, and ink.
The mortgage and banking system is now being bailed out by the government,
using the fiated money printing system since the people cannot afford
the mortgages they got, and the banks cannot sell the houses they now
posses, and the construction industry fails because no one can afford
the mortgages nor the house prices.....so the government prints money up
to pay for these collapsed sectors of the economy,ever subsidizing
increased loses in efforts to keep the system going.
The national debt is another element of the giant ponzi scheme,but is
the actual critical component. In foreign borrowing, we're obtaining
promiseary mortgages of sorts, but creditors around the world are now
having serious doubts we'll be able to pay back what we've borrowed,
unless we continue to print up currency as we do. This is where the
system starts to hang, the foreign nations calling in the
debt,externally,totally.If they call in the debts, the system will collapse, but
then if they collapse the system, and don't accept the fiated currency
used, they won't have currency either,they'll suffer huge financial
losses in themselves, not a wise business move.So the trick is to borrow
from, not rich nations, but nations in a similar position as you, in
debt,using the same system as you do, suffering the same fate if they
try to call in your debts.
Internally the whole country runs on credit,borrowed, or money procured
through mortgage type sources. Whether it is the government borrowing
money to pay for universal health care,for foreign wars,for its own bureaucracy ,the States debts, or the
public using credit cards, we have been steadily moving away from an
accountable currency economy.If we eliminate the ability to borrow,or
buy on credit, then we can only afford to buy what we have the actual
cash to pay out for,and not having the cash, we can't buy.Hence banks
have to have money available to loan out,even if they're running at
negative business economy levels,and no one has any cash since their
income is pledged to pay off their mortgages, car loans, and credit
cards.
Money itself ,and any figures representing it,is actually mostly a
belief system. If everyone suddenly decides money isn't worth anything,
then everything just stops.What that cash will be worth remains to be
seen. Outside the United States our currency is going to look like
Confederate money. But inside the country a dollar bill still might be
able to get you something if anyone will exchange the bill for something
else like groceries. If new money isn't printed up using the fiated
treasury certificate money purchase system, the whole house of cards
collapses.The problem is exactly the same as with the conventional Ponzi
Scheme.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
..................................
MRL Pays National Debt By Revolving Credit System
National debt...............revolving credit.Credit card companies have cheques that permit you to pay off another credit card company by using this cheque,paying credit card company A with a cheque from credit card company B,then paying credit card company B.
I propose we use the same system, but in a form of revolving credit for the National Debt. In short,we pay our debt off with national credit card company government accounts, with several such companies,without mentioning names, as we're dealing with the financial mechanics of the system,say A,B,C,D,E,we pay A with B's cheque,B with C's cheque etc and on to, and then when arriving at E's cheque,we pay A with E's cheque, and so enter the system round
about ever more, revolving credit revolves constantly, and so we maintain the national debt payments,fully, and so also garner an absolutely spotless credit rating, allowing us to borrow,print up, spend,whatever, yet more.
Everyone knows that such a burden of debt is far more easily borne when it's kept constantly moving instead of sitting heavily upon the nation. Mind you you do notice that none of the other existent political parties have mastered the financial economics of debt management that we in the MRL have.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
......................................................................
Secret Squirrel's Economic Advice
Here's a bit of economic advice from me, Secret Squirrel,MRL,Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.......................on helping the Americans in this time of dire economic financial need.......hands across the water so to speak........
There's an easy way for the Republicans,or the Democrats, to make money in this disgusting economic collapse situation, beside simply printing it up as necessary. What they should do, is simply tell the Canadians that their money is now worth only 50 cents U.S. Now since the Canadians have to buy from the U.S. in American dollars(since nobody else'll take Canadian money anyway), what America offers to do, is to BUY up Canadian money giving them useful American money, $1 U.S. and $.1, Canadian taken in..........now that's 50% increase, as in 50 cents Canadian times two to the dollar(Canadian). Now since the British pound is pegged against the Canadian Dollar, we simply have to buy up British pounds using the Canadian money(since Britain has to take Canadian currency). What we then do with the British pound, is convert that to American money..............and PRESTO!! We've made a profit on the international money market, doubling our useful currency!! But are the Republicans for too Elephantine in their stubbornness and not intelligent enough to do it, and are the Democrats far too great the Jackas*es not to?
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
------------------------------------------------
The MRL Currency Crisis Solution
Now.....you know what they say penny wise.......Pound foolish.........how much is a Pound worth after the government foolishly ignored it in favor of watching pennies?
Presently against the US dollar it is worth $1.41. In 1970(I know it's so retro,but we're not going in to the 60's, times were just too good),it was $2.21, about a 45% crash. The signs were there, the writing was on the wall......the headlines read....."Pound COLLAPSES! TAKE WOODEN NICKLES!"
Well at the local coin shop, wooden nickels can be had for 50cents......consider 20 wooden nickles to the wooden dollar...a wooden dollar is now worth $10US,a considerably higher US dollar rate than the pound! But you'll see why we won't consider the British Pound against the Wooden Dollar,though in light of the modern crisis going to the wooden nickle dollar we would be much better off,there is still yet a better solution.
But I have discovered a much better solution............originally the currency was the egg..................it then proceeded to the evolution of the Groat, which while it did not have much value in its day, as the Pound has depreciated, the Groat has increased to the astonishing figure of $140.00.
Now figure that against the US Dollar the 2009 Pound is worth $1.41, but the same US dollar against the Groat,NOWADAYS (just check any coin shop)the 1885 Groat is a spectacular $140.00. So all that remains to be done, is to change our currency from the Pound Sterling to the Groat Sterling,the 1885 ones.
Ah! Indeed! There's no Groat like an Olde Groat!
Secret Squirrel,
M.R.L.,
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
------------------------------------------------------
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Secret Squirrel On Global WarmingSolutions Are At Hand!!
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MRL Encouraging The Fight Against Global Warming Gases.
Gee an American underwear manufacturer is doing his best to fight those noxious global warming gases.
The 'Under-Ease pants' feature a built-in, multi-layered replaceable filter, made of felt, charcoal and fiberglass wool.
To prevent gases escaping without passing through it, the underpants are made from air-tight fabric and completely sealed with elastic around the waistband and legs.
The inventor of the pants, Buck Weimer, describes the pants this way: "Under-Ease are underwear for protection against bad human gas".
"We get a lot of jokes - but we don't doubt that this is a serious product that serves a purpose. They can be worn anytime, anywhere - in bed, to work, at social events, including professional meetings or when travelling in any vehicle, including an airplane".
He says the pants are machine-washable and the filters can last several weeks.
It's jest something everybody can do to ease the global warming gas barrage earth suffers from., but can we get those who go underwear less like Britney Spears,Paris Hilton et all, those who contribute most to the problem by not wearing underwear at all, to condone,recant, and help us save the earth.......................or will our efforts be jest so much fart gas?
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
...................................................................
M.R.L. Global Warming Solution Confirmed
Antarctic icebergs may offset carbon emissions
according to........(The Guardian)
"A massive tabular iceberg adrift in the Weddell Sea off the Antarctic peninsula.......................
Icebergs that break off Antarctica and drift away are hotspots of life and may help reduce the amount of carbon dioxide in the world's atmosphere, according to new research.American scientists said thousands of floating icebergs that had split from Antarctic shelves as a result of climate change were having a major impact on the ecology and chemistry of the ocean around them.
The icebergs hold nutrients that they release far out to sea as they melt, sustaining a community of seabirds, krill, fish and phytoplankton spread over a radius of up to two miles around each one.
University of South Carolina geochemist Timothy Shaw, one of the authors of the study, said: "The Southern Ocean lacks a major source for terrestrial material due to the absence of major rivers.
"The icebergs constitute a moving estuary, distributing terrestrial-derived nutrients that are typically supplied by rivers in other areas of the oceans."
The phytoplankton sustained by the icebergs absorbs CO2 from the water around it, the study said. This could have important implications for climate change research, as it may mean the world's oceans will be able to absorb more CO2 from the atmosphere than previously thought................................."
Well now here it is,my theory, my solution to the global warming crisis. Yes, I can firmly state, as is evidenced by my previous solutionary writings upon the very subject of Global Warming, has been completely confirmed by scientific fact. Indeed I stated, quite directly, that ice burgs should be encouraged to break off, and be directed in to the Gulf Stream, where they would swirl around and melt, just as ice cubes are swirled around in a drink, to coll the drink, here the icebergs would cool the earth and so reverse Global Warming, cooling earth. Indeed yes.Note the effects further on CO2 emissions, note the reducing effect on those as well, creating an atmospheric CO2 scrubber as well! Now Branson has stated that should a solution be found,those who find it will be well rewarded............however I must state that when I presented myself at his gates, I was met with the customary greeting for those of lesser means........................"Sod Off Mate!"Perhaps it was my noted scientific remarks that he wear underwear as a fart filter to reduce Global Warming emissions, that irritated him. Oh well Sutch it is with men of science and engineering.But I am displeased,and indeed at least they remember me in North Cheam.
Also, I should add, further, that my part of the solution is a placating political one as well, preventing a war, and providing England with solid income. Some of the broken off ice bergs will be towed to America, thence sold to the Americans. You see, the Americans need oil, so they have these wars to procure oil for themselves. Now they need water, and the Canadian colonials fear that America will declare war on them in efforts to get what little they have......................water. Well, here we solve that problem as well, and contribute to Global Cooling, and reduce and defeat Global Warming, and stop another American invasion of the colony!
Secret Squirrel,
M.R.L.,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
.....................................................
Global Warming,The Ultimate Final Cure
Nuclear winter is a hypothetical global climate condition that is predicted to be a possible outcome of a large-scale nuclear war. It is thought that severely cold weather can be caused by detonating large numbers of nuclear weapons, especially over flammable targets such as cities, where large amounts of smoke and soot would be injected into the Earth's stratosphere. The term has also been applied to one of the after-effects of an asteroid impact or supervolcano eruption.
Large quantities of aerosol particles dispersed into the atmosphere would significantly reduce the amount of sunlight that reached the surface, and could potentially remain in the stratosphere for months or even years. The ash and dust would be carried by the midlatitude west-to-east winds, forming a uniform belt of particles encircling the northern hemisphere from 30° to 60° latitude (as the main targets of most nuclear war scenarios are located almost exclusively in these latitudes). The dust clouds would then block out much of the sun's light, causing surface temperatures to drop drastically.
So..........................we atom bomb places we don't need or don't
like...........................like...........................pick your favorite place.......if you were British you have two places, Germany and France seem to share each other..........but who's to decide........................you?Well, somebody do the right thing, pick and save us all.The Lord alone knows New Labour would choose Parliament.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering
........................................................
Secret Squirrel,Re-Engineering The World..........Today!
Global Warming................What If........
Hmmmmmmmmmmm...Global Warming, is it all that bad? Well, no, not for Britain! Global warming implies warmer climes, higher temperatures. This is supposed to increase the level of water, the oceans. This would mean Britain would have
comfortable beaches inland,obviating the necessity of traveling to the coasts to get to the beaches, also what with the increased temperatures Britain would be a beach paradise, making it unnecessary to travel to tropical beaches.
The resultant water rise would also eliminate the tropical beaches that presently exist, meaning they would have to travel to Britain, increasing tourism and the pounds gained from tourism rather than just eating.We would have palm trees dotting the West Midlands. Of course it may have a drawback in that politicians would tell us to go husk coconuts,but then that's the only thing they haven't yet told us to do so what of it?
It would also flood a few cities, creating unimaginably beautiful Venices in Britain, attracting yet more tourists whom we could literally punt down the streets, something Britons can mostly only dream of doing nowadays.
Also the resultant sea rise would unquestionably drown many Frenchman, and bathe the rest in water thus creating a much better European climate. Also the Dutch dykes would be easily penetrated, and you know how difficult it is to sandbag one of those.
It would also boost the flagging British shipbuilding industry with demands for the building of huge arks,creating thousands of jobs! The PETA people would have to bung up what with their being no demand for furs. One could only hope that they wouldn't take up a cause against the stuffing of wild bikinis.Of course these would proliferate round and about Britain, no doubt bringing strained relations with the Americans who are against all forms of proliferation except their own.
Canadian Greenpeace and the Greens would be no problem at all as it would thence be entirely proven that they were all at sea.
Is Global Warming really a bad thing, or jest one that's bad for everybody else? Myself I'm all for really firing up the barbie!
Secret Squirrel,
MRL.
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
....................................................
Global Warming? What! Me Worry?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm global warming....is it all it's cracking up to be? How are we pondering global warming? Well, we're standing around pondering global warming whilst swishing round the ice in our drinks, in short we are cooling off as our drinks are cooling off. Well I have pondered that the earth is actually doing the same thing. Notice we have our earthquakes starting up again. Well, the earth has responded by shaking itself, and ever swirls around the oceans as it is turning. Scientists have noticed a rate change there as well. What the earthquakes do is to break off chunks of Greenland, Danish scientists have noticed this, creating more iceburg ice cubes. Similarly the Australians have noticed huge chunks of their Antarctic ice fields are floating about. This creates the ice cubes the world needs to cool itself off. The earth has further responded by altering it's spin rate(rate of turning as it were), and so swirls the produced ice burg chunks(natural ice cubes) round and about the oceans, naturally cooling off the earth and eliminating the warm effects of global warming. One see how readily the earth has naturally responded with naturally sound, tried,true and tested engineering. And now, no longer worrying about global warming, I shall return to cooling off whilst pondering my ice filled drink which I'm happily assisting in cooling by swirling it around.
Global Warming indeed,why in a few short days up here in the wilds of Canadian Colony I shall be standing with my globe in snow, weathering horrificly great blowing blizzards of snow and ice................Global Warming indeed.
Bah! Humbug!
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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MRL Encouraging The Fight Against Global Warming Gases.
Gee an American underwear manufacturer is doing his best to fight those noxious global warming gases.
The 'Under-Ease pants' feature a built-in, multi-layered replaceable filter, made of felt, charcoal and fiberglass wool.
To prevent gases escaping without passing through it, the underpants are made from air-tight fabric and completely sealed with elastic around the waistband and legs.
The inventor of the pants, Buck Weimer, describes the pants this way: "Under-Ease are underwear for protection against bad human gas".
"We get a lot of jokes - but we don't doubt that this is a serious product that serves a purpose. They can be worn anytime, anywhere - in bed, to work, at social events, including professional meetings or when travelling in any vehicle, including an airplane".
He says the pants are machine-washable and the filters can last several weeks.
It's jest something everybody can do to ease the global warming gas barrage earth suffers from., but can we get those who go underwear less like Britney Spears,Paris Hilton et all, those who contribute most to the problem by not wearing underwear at all, to condone,recant, and help us save the earth.......................or will our efforts be jest so much fart gas?
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
...................................................................
M.R.L. Global Warming Solution Confirmed
Antarctic icebergs may offset carbon emissions
according to........(The Guardian)
"A massive tabular iceberg adrift in the Weddell Sea off the Antarctic peninsula.......................
Icebergs that break off Antarctica and drift away are hotspots of life and may help reduce the amount of carbon dioxide in the world's atmosphere, according to new research.American scientists said thousands of floating icebergs that had split from Antarctic shelves as a result of climate change were having a major impact on the ecology and chemistry of the ocean around them.
The icebergs hold nutrients that they release far out to sea as they melt, sustaining a community of seabirds, krill, fish and phytoplankton spread over a radius of up to two miles around each one.
University of South Carolina geochemist Timothy Shaw, one of the authors of the study, said: "The Southern Ocean lacks a major source for terrestrial material due to the absence of major rivers.
"The icebergs constitute a moving estuary, distributing terrestrial-derived nutrients that are typically supplied by rivers in other areas of the oceans."
The phytoplankton sustained by the icebergs absorbs CO2 from the water around it, the study said. This could have important implications for climate change research, as it may mean the world's oceans will be able to absorb more CO2 from the atmosphere than previously thought................................."
Well now here it is,my theory, my solution to the global warming crisis. Yes, I can firmly state, as is evidenced by my previous solutionary writings upon the very subject of Global Warming, has been completely confirmed by scientific fact. Indeed I stated, quite directly, that ice burgs should be encouraged to break off, and be directed in to the Gulf Stream, where they would swirl around and melt, just as ice cubes are swirled around in a drink, to coll the drink, here the icebergs would cool the earth and so reverse Global Warming, cooling earth. Indeed yes.Note the effects further on CO2 emissions, note the reducing effect on those as well, creating an atmospheric CO2 scrubber as well! Now Branson has stated that should a solution be found,those who find it will be well rewarded............however I must state that when I presented myself at his gates, I was met with the customary greeting for those of lesser means........................"Sod Off Mate!"Perhaps it was my noted scientific remarks that he wear underwear as a fart filter to reduce Global Warming emissions, that irritated him. Oh well Sutch it is with men of science and engineering.But I am displeased,and indeed at least they remember me in North Cheam.
Also, I should add, further, that my part of the solution is a placating political one as well, preventing a war, and providing England with solid income. Some of the broken off ice bergs will be towed to America, thence sold to the Americans. You see, the Americans need oil, so they have these wars to procure oil for themselves. Now they need water, and the Canadian colonials fear that America will declare war on them in efforts to get what little they have......................water. Well, here we solve that problem as well, and contribute to Global Cooling, and reduce and defeat Global Warming, and stop another American invasion of the colony!
Secret Squirrel,
M.R.L.,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
.....................................................
Global Warming,The Ultimate Final Cure
Nuclear winter is a hypothetical global climate condition that is predicted to be a possible outcome of a large-scale nuclear war. It is thought that severely cold weather can be caused by detonating large numbers of nuclear weapons, especially over flammable targets such as cities, where large amounts of smoke and soot would be injected into the Earth's stratosphere. The term has also been applied to one of the after-effects of an asteroid impact or supervolcano eruption.
Large quantities of aerosol particles dispersed into the atmosphere would significantly reduce the amount of sunlight that reached the surface, and could potentially remain in the stratosphere for months or even years. The ash and dust would be carried by the midlatitude west-to-east winds, forming a uniform belt of particles encircling the northern hemisphere from 30° to 60° latitude (as the main targets of most nuclear war scenarios are located almost exclusively in these latitudes). The dust clouds would then block out much of the sun's light, causing surface temperatures to drop drastically.
So..........................we atom bomb places we don't need or don't
like...........................like...........................pick your favorite place.......if you were British you have two places, Germany and France seem to share each other..........but who's to decide........................you?Well, somebody do the right thing, pick and save us all.The Lord alone knows New Labour would choose Parliament.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering
........................................................
Secret Squirrel,Re-Engineering The World..........Today!
Global Warming................What If........
Hmmmmmmmmmmm...Global Warming, is it all that bad? Well, no, not for Britain! Global warming implies warmer climes, higher temperatures. This is supposed to increase the level of water, the oceans. This would mean Britain would have
comfortable beaches inland,obviating the necessity of traveling to the coasts to get to the beaches, also what with the increased temperatures Britain would be a beach paradise, making it unnecessary to travel to tropical beaches.
The resultant water rise would also eliminate the tropical beaches that presently exist, meaning they would have to travel to Britain, increasing tourism and the pounds gained from tourism rather than just eating.We would have palm trees dotting the West Midlands. Of course it may have a drawback in that politicians would tell us to go husk coconuts,but then that's the only thing they haven't yet told us to do so what of it?
It would also flood a few cities, creating unimaginably beautiful Venices in Britain, attracting yet more tourists whom we could literally punt down the streets, something Britons can mostly only dream of doing nowadays.
Also the resultant sea rise would unquestionably drown many Frenchman, and bathe the rest in water thus creating a much better European climate. Also the Dutch dykes would be easily penetrated, and you know how difficult it is to sandbag one of those.
It would also boost the flagging British shipbuilding industry with demands for the building of huge arks,creating thousands of jobs! The PETA people would have to bung up what with their being no demand for furs. One could only hope that they wouldn't take up a cause against the stuffing of wild bikinis.Of course these would proliferate round and about Britain, no doubt bringing strained relations with the Americans who are against all forms of proliferation except their own.
Canadian Greenpeace and the Greens would be no problem at all as it would thence be entirely proven that they were all at sea.
Is Global Warming really a bad thing, or jest one that's bad for everybody else? Myself I'm all for really firing up the barbie!
Secret Squirrel,
MRL.
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
....................................................
Global Warming? What! Me Worry?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm global warming....is it all it's cracking up to be? How are we pondering global warming? Well, we're standing around pondering global warming whilst swishing round the ice in our drinks, in short we are cooling off as our drinks are cooling off. Well I have pondered that the earth is actually doing the same thing. Notice we have our earthquakes starting up again. Well, the earth has responded by shaking itself, and ever swirls around the oceans as it is turning. Scientists have noticed a rate change there as well. What the earthquakes do is to break off chunks of Greenland, Danish scientists have noticed this, creating more iceburg ice cubes. Similarly the Australians have noticed huge chunks of their Antarctic ice fields are floating about. This creates the ice cubes the world needs to cool itself off. The earth has further responded by altering it's spin rate(rate of turning as it were), and so swirls the produced ice burg chunks(natural ice cubes) round and about the oceans, naturally cooling off the earth and eliminating the warm effects of global warming. One see how readily the earth has naturally responded with naturally sound, tried,true and tested engineering. And now, no longer worrying about global warming, I shall return to cooling off whilst pondering my ice filled drink which I'm happily assisting in cooling by swirling it around.
Global Warming indeed,why in a few short days up here in the wilds of Canadian Colony I shall be standing with my globe in snow, weathering horrificly great blowing blizzards of snow and ice................Global Warming indeed.
Bah! Humbug!
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Secret Squirrel,Financial Genius,Doctor's The Economy
Keywords:
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Financing An MRL Britain Through............WAR?? Of Sorts, But Not Quite.
Let’s seriously consider financing,the MRL, and Britain. Let’s look at America, a nation with massive debts, yet poor as it is, they came up with further spending to a debt now encompassing TRILLIONS,by declaring a non war invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan, and then requisitioning the necessary billions upon billions extra by printing up Treasury Certificates and then going to their Treasury Department and having money printed up against those promisary notes to themselves. Well, if they can do it so can we, as a party we benevolently invade,say Jersey,or perhaps the Channel Islands, Isle of Mann perhaps, cleverly disguised as tourists,without spending on military equipment, etc, without causing damage, merely behaving as tourists,we spend a few months vacationing in disguise, then we decamp back to England, and then claim our BILLIONS!!!!!!!!! Britain can do the same,again, sending a ship or two over to visit Denmark,perhaps, a cruise ship invasion of tourists, people disguised as tourists, behaving as tourists, and then quietly coming home, also claiming BILLIONS for a second invasion!!! Neither Jersey, nor Denmark ,nor anybody else are likely to complain, and everybody will have had a grand time,and they'll not end up looking like Iraq or Afghanistan,everything will be exactly as it is, as it was!! Huzzah!Huzzah!Huzzah!! Sutch is the way of the world, we can’t beat it, then let’s join it!
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering
...........................................................
Secret Squirrel of the MRL Comments on Conservative's Osborne's Economic Plans
Osborne sets out eight-point plan to restore nation's finances (and clear up Tories' mixed messages on spending)
Mr Osborne,Conservative(Tory)...... pledged that if elected he would:
The Shadow Chancellor proposed eight benchmarks for voters to judge his party's performance in power.
.according to the Daily Mail....as seen here....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247980/George-Osborne-sets-Conservative-plan-restore-nations-finances.html#ixzz0eU1a2lSi
Well the MRL has fathomed ways that his policies could be accomplished, and what's good for everybody is the MRL.............
* Safeguard Britain's credit rating by eliminating a large part of the structural deficit.
Britain's credit rating...........well...eliminating structural deficit, as in debt itself or merely political double speak for throwing out some piles of paper concerning the national debt,that's what they do in India, the man's obviosuly visited and seen how they do it, credit for that though. I outlined a better solution, boils down to my national revolving credit plan, ever dealing with the increasing debt as well..........the revolving credit plan payment of the national debt..........you assign the national debt to a credit card company, you then open multiple credit card accounts for the government, and then you use the credit card company supplied transfer cheques to pay off each credit card company fvromn the other in ever revolving and repetitive fashion, so debts covered, debts paid, A-1 credit rating for Britain, and NO national debt, not yet ever...NO structural deficit at all either, and the government can spend all it wants to as it needs to.
* Boost personal saving, increase exports and business investment.
Well personal saving safeguard?What with banks loosing money, in investments, in mortgages, requiring government bailout, this depends on the governments abilities to continue to bail out the banks, else you'll loose your savings, what is suggested, is, in the basement, or in a corner, go with the medieval barrel banking system,the home banking system, keep the barrel in your home and place your money securely in it,have it securely buried and hidden in the basement, you can't loose, you don't get interest from the banks nowadays anyway, except that they want your money...you want your money too.
* Cut youth unemployment and reduce the number of children in workless households.
Hmmm cut youth unemployment, grand thought, get'em jobs, but where when you've got no jobs, and you've got jobs dropping in numbers and availability,due to foreign firms closing, due to the fact the British firms were and still are sold to foreigners who cut jobs,moved and closed'em....so what's to do..........employ youth cleaning up and sweeping streets and parks, but then that'd add to the national debt as you have to pay them for those created jobs, all be it useful, jobs....best perhaps, laissez faire..however this problem is solved farther on......and, reduce the number of children...............that means birth control....perhaps a system of government ration stamps to allow children when the government requires,or dictated sterilization for the unemployed,mandatory castration on job loss,eh?Whot??
* Increase Britain's international competitiveness by cutting business taxes and regulation.
Well here actually it would do Britain far better to cut personal taxes and regulation,there's more of us than them, and there's far more very much poorer than those who can afford businesses.
* Raise the private sector share of the economy by curbing the state.
Raise the private sector share of the economy, well only affected by doleing out to private BRITISH businesses and businessmen, and encouraging BRITISH private business creation, NOT the foreign as the government has been doing, foreigners don't count in BRITAIN's private sector, as British, they aren't, they're foreigners...as far as curbing the state, well, investment in foreign firms in foreign lands must be chucked in the rubbish bin, curbed as it were, and only investment in Britain permitted,only investment in British firms.
* Increase the productivity of public services.
Increase productivity, well done and said, means more from less that as in more work,less pay, or less workers doing more work, doubling up as it were. Counter productive as it wouldn't deal with unemployment in a good fashion, rather doing the reverse,creating unemployment. Rather better to reduce the amount of work per worker and hiring more workers to do the same job, as in hiring youth and then solving youth unemployment problems.
* Make banks take less risk and offer more credit to small and medium-sized firms.
Well, taking less risk,involves reduced investments and reduced mortgage lending, in short a more secure and guaranteed investment and mortgaging policy. Why not sell Britain through mortgage to Australia,or Japan,the only two nations left that could afford us, which would give Britain then oodles of useful and respected currency, and make Britain Australia's,or Japan's, problem.We could then all move to Australia and live the good life and have a good time as we so justly deserve, or we could simply eat rice till we bung up and look Japanese, and then simply boat over to Japan, who'll notice then.
* Cut greenhouse gas emissions and boost low-carbon industry.
Cut greenhouse gas emissions and boost low carbon...........great idea, compulsory Bean-o tablets for the general public, sheep and cows............elimination of Heinz beans from the national diet, and the mandatory wearing of the newly developed fart filter undies.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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MRL Solves Financial Crisis Of The Day,By Printing Money,Cheaply.
The core problem in today's financial crisis is that our beliefs about "money" have
been shattered. We have lost faith in our "money". We woke up one morning and
realized "money" wasn't real at all. It was just gone.Well I have discovered the
system of the world that works in tiny third world countries, and in the illusionary
high power economy nation of America.Now ponder this.
A Canadian company by the name British American Banknote Co., based in Ottawa - a
subsidiary of Quebecor- has been printing large amounts of money for Somali
Warlords, as reported in an article from the National Post of Canada on the 23rd
June 99, and probably still does. They pay so much for the printing, and they get
their money, lots more of their currency, printed up for them for their use.It
worked.
Last Tuesday, the U.S. government announced that the budget deficit would reach $9
trillion over the next 10 years—$2 trillion more than previous projections. “That’s
going to be negative for the dollar,” said Adam Boyton, a currency analyst at
Deutsche Bank AG. Seeing the U.S. borrow so much will not increase investors’ faith
in the dollar.The federal deficit/debt wants to try to reach Pluto. The answer is
for the government to ask the Fed to just keep providing blank checks (ie, print
money), ad infinitum.
According to the Telegraph, China has warned a top member of the US Federal Reserve
that it is increasingly disturbed by the Fed's direct purchase of US Treasury bonds.
You see what happens there, is the US government prints up Treasury Bonds, they then
go to the Federal Reserve,which prints up money. It prints up money and buys the
Treasury Bonds from the government(American), thus giving the American government
money, and the keep the Treasury Bonds(later they can shred and recycle them).It
works............So, the US government which didn't have any money at any particular
time, bailed out Enron,bailed out the car companies, ran massively expensive
wars.........all with money it suddenly found it had by simply printing up the none
existent money in to an existent world.
Well, what works for America should work for Britain. I propose we apply a combined
Canadian and American system of printing up money. We use the printed Bond system
that America uses, the British government printing up the bonds, and then have the
Bank Of England buy the bonds, simply printing up the currency as we need, BUT we go
with the cheaper system of having a foreign banknote printing company do the
printing and so realize a greater saving by printing up in a cheaper location.
However, we go one better and perhaps heal our differences with the Zimbabwe
government, and have the Zimbabwe Printing Company print up the required pounds at a
really cheaped rate. Thus we have more money to spend, the government has an
unlimited supply(look at the vast sums the American government procured under its
printing program).Since "money" is essentially a belief system, to solve our problem
we need to recreate that belief system,produce and exhibit more money, increasing
government spending in the private sectors, injecting money in to private
businesses, injecting more money in to governmental social structure! As the French
say,"Laissez Les Bons Temps Roullez", and it is money which makes the good times
roll.Economic problems solved!!!!!!!!!
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
...........................................................................
MRL Cheques To Remain,Money Goes,It Figures,The System Of Tomorrow,Today.
The Labour government wants to get rid of cheques,by 2018, seemingly indicating they
are of the belief that the electorate will keep them in power until such a time.
Well cheques are not the problem,cheques merely represent a paper figure of said
problem...........money...........the problem.money,the root of all evil as they
say. Well..............get rid of cheques we don't get rid of the problem,in fact we
NEED the cheques, THEY must remain, they represent a "figure" of currency, of money
get rid of money therefor and we do get rid of the problem don't we, no problem, no
money...........replaced with what...........figures on paper,the so called
cheques,the bank deposit records,whatever,figures in a computer, figures manipulated
by a plastic card,by a banking book,by an accounting book? YES! Consider........
-- that the same amount of "figures" tomorrow will have the same purchasing power as
the figures of today.Figures do NOT change, face it say pounds 5000 is pounds 5000
at anytime.
--that we will all have access to "figures" via our paychecks(cheques!!!PAY
CHEQUES!!!)tomorrow like we did last week,we need cheques,we need paycheques,we work
for paycheques, which record the "figures" we receive.
--that as a consequence of having access to "figures"...whether by selling our
stocks,bonds or whatever,which have figures printed on them, or receiving a
paycheck,with figures printed on it,or through bank transfers and automatic payments,
we will be able to pay all our bills,with the figures we have available.
--that if we put our "figures" in a bank,by direct deposit , it will be there
tomorrow if we need it.
I woke up one morning and realized "money" wasn't real at all,only "figures" were.
Since "money" is essentially a belief the monetary system, to solve our problem we
need to create a new system that doesn't depend or rely on money.As government,
which invented money, can invent"figures" enough "figures" to pay all debt off with
"new" "figures",figures which retain their value as figures, being figures. Recall
Germany, which suddenly changed their currency, the MARK, they simply printed up new
marks which had more value than the old marks since the printed man on the new mark
wasn't the same as the old mark which was lower in value since the man on it was a
different man.Anyway you look at it a figure,any figure, is just that figure and
nothing else, nothing higher,nothing lower.
So MONEY goes, cheques remain.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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Financing An MRL Britain Through............WAR?? Of Sorts, But Not Quite.
Let’s seriously consider financing,the MRL, and Britain. Let’s look at America, a nation with massive debts, yet poor as it is, they came up with further spending to a debt now encompassing TRILLIONS,by declaring a non war invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan, and then requisitioning the necessary billions upon billions extra by printing up Treasury Certificates and then going to their Treasury Department and having money printed up against those promisary notes to themselves. Well, if they can do it so can we, as a party we benevolently invade,say Jersey,or perhaps the Channel Islands, Isle of Mann perhaps, cleverly disguised as tourists,without spending on military equipment, etc, without causing damage, merely behaving as tourists,we spend a few months vacationing in disguise, then we decamp back to England, and then claim our BILLIONS!!!!!!!!! Britain can do the same,again, sending a ship or two over to visit Denmark,perhaps, a cruise ship invasion of tourists, people disguised as tourists, behaving as tourists, and then quietly coming home, also claiming BILLIONS for a second invasion!!! Neither Jersey, nor Denmark ,nor anybody else are likely to complain, and everybody will have had a grand time,and they'll not end up looking like Iraq or Afghanistan,everything will be exactly as it is, as it was!! Huzzah!Huzzah!Huzzah!! Sutch is the way of the world, we can’t beat it, then let’s join it!
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering
...........................................................
Secret Squirrel of the MRL Comments on Conservative's Osborne's Economic Plans
Osborne sets out eight-point plan to restore nation's finances (and clear up Tories' mixed messages on spending)
Mr Osborne,Conservative(Tory)...... pledged that if elected he would:
The Shadow Chancellor proposed eight benchmarks for voters to judge his party's performance in power.
.according to the Daily Mail....as seen here....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247980/George-Osborne-sets-Conservative-plan-restore-nations-finances.html#ixzz0eU1a2lSi
Well the MRL has fathomed ways that his policies could be accomplished, and what's good for everybody is the MRL.............
* Safeguard Britain's credit rating by eliminating a large part of the structural deficit.
Britain's credit rating...........well...eliminating structural deficit, as in debt itself or merely political double speak for throwing out some piles of paper concerning the national debt,that's what they do in India, the man's obviosuly visited and seen how they do it, credit for that though. I outlined a better solution, boils down to my national revolving credit plan, ever dealing with the increasing debt as well..........the revolving credit plan payment of the national debt..........you assign the national debt to a credit card company, you then open multiple credit card accounts for the government, and then you use the credit card company supplied transfer cheques to pay off each credit card company fvromn the other in ever revolving and repetitive fashion, so debts covered, debts paid, A-1 credit rating for Britain, and NO national debt, not yet ever...NO structural deficit at all either, and the government can spend all it wants to as it needs to.
* Boost personal saving, increase exports and business investment.
Well personal saving safeguard?What with banks loosing money, in investments, in mortgages, requiring government bailout, this depends on the governments abilities to continue to bail out the banks, else you'll loose your savings, what is suggested, is, in the basement, or in a corner, go with the medieval barrel banking system,the home banking system, keep the barrel in your home and place your money securely in it,have it securely buried and hidden in the basement, you can't loose, you don't get interest from the banks nowadays anyway, except that they want your money...you want your money too.
* Cut youth unemployment and reduce the number of children in workless households.
Hmmm cut youth unemployment, grand thought, get'em jobs, but where when you've got no jobs, and you've got jobs dropping in numbers and availability,due to foreign firms closing, due to the fact the British firms were and still are sold to foreigners who cut jobs,moved and closed'em....so what's to do..........employ youth cleaning up and sweeping streets and parks, but then that'd add to the national debt as you have to pay them for those created jobs, all be it useful, jobs....best perhaps, laissez faire..however this problem is solved farther on......and, reduce the number of children...............that means birth control....perhaps a system of government ration stamps to allow children when the government requires,or dictated sterilization for the unemployed,mandatory castration on job loss,eh?Whot??
* Increase Britain's international competitiveness by cutting business taxes and regulation.
Well here actually it would do Britain far better to cut personal taxes and regulation,there's more of us than them, and there's far more very much poorer than those who can afford businesses.
* Raise the private sector share of the economy by curbing the state.
Raise the private sector share of the economy, well only affected by doleing out to private BRITISH businesses and businessmen, and encouraging BRITISH private business creation, NOT the foreign as the government has been doing, foreigners don't count in BRITAIN's private sector, as British, they aren't, they're foreigners...as far as curbing the state, well, investment in foreign firms in foreign lands must be chucked in the rubbish bin, curbed as it were, and only investment in Britain permitted,only investment in British firms.
* Increase the productivity of public services.
Increase productivity, well done and said, means more from less that as in more work,less pay, or less workers doing more work, doubling up as it were. Counter productive as it wouldn't deal with unemployment in a good fashion, rather doing the reverse,creating unemployment. Rather better to reduce the amount of work per worker and hiring more workers to do the same job, as in hiring youth and then solving youth unemployment problems.
* Make banks take less risk and offer more credit to small and medium-sized firms.
Well, taking less risk,involves reduced investments and reduced mortgage lending, in short a more secure and guaranteed investment and mortgaging policy. Why not sell Britain through mortgage to Australia,or Japan,the only two nations left that could afford us, which would give Britain then oodles of useful and respected currency, and make Britain Australia's,or Japan's, problem.We could then all move to Australia and live the good life and have a good time as we so justly deserve, or we could simply eat rice till we bung up and look Japanese, and then simply boat over to Japan, who'll notice then.
* Cut greenhouse gas emissions and boost low-carbon industry.
Cut greenhouse gas emissions and boost low carbon...........great idea, compulsory Bean-o tablets for the general public, sheep and cows............elimination of Heinz beans from the national diet, and the mandatory wearing of the newly developed fart filter undies.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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MRL Solves Financial Crisis Of The Day,By Printing Money,Cheaply.
The core problem in today's financial crisis is that our beliefs about "money" have
been shattered. We have lost faith in our "money". We woke up one morning and
realized "money" wasn't real at all. It was just gone.Well I have discovered the
system of the world that works in tiny third world countries, and in the illusionary
high power economy nation of America.Now ponder this.
A Canadian company by the name British American Banknote Co., based in Ottawa - a
subsidiary of Quebecor- has been printing large amounts of money for Somali
Warlords, as reported in an article from the National Post of Canada on the 23rd
June 99, and probably still does. They pay so much for the printing, and they get
their money, lots more of their currency, printed up for them for their use.It
worked.
Last Tuesday, the U.S. government announced that the budget deficit would reach $9
trillion over the next 10 years—$2 trillion more than previous projections. “That’s
going to be negative for the dollar,” said Adam Boyton, a currency analyst at
Deutsche Bank AG. Seeing the U.S. borrow so much will not increase investors’ faith
in the dollar.The federal deficit/debt wants to try to reach Pluto. The answer is
for the government to ask the Fed to just keep providing blank checks (ie, print
money), ad infinitum.
According to the Telegraph, China has warned a top member of the US Federal Reserve
that it is increasingly disturbed by the Fed's direct purchase of US Treasury bonds.
You see what happens there, is the US government prints up Treasury Bonds, they then
go to the Federal Reserve,which prints up money. It prints up money and buys the
Treasury Bonds from the government(American), thus giving the American government
money, and the keep the Treasury Bonds(later they can shred and recycle them).It
works............So, the US government which didn't have any money at any particular
time, bailed out Enron,bailed out the car companies, ran massively expensive
wars.........all with money it suddenly found it had by simply printing up the none
existent money in to an existent world.
Well, what works for America should work for Britain. I propose we apply a combined
Canadian and American system of printing up money. We use the printed Bond system
that America uses, the British government printing up the bonds, and then have the
Bank Of England buy the bonds, simply printing up the currency as we need, BUT we go
with the cheaper system of having a foreign banknote printing company do the
printing and so realize a greater saving by printing up in a cheaper location.
However, we go one better and perhaps heal our differences with the Zimbabwe
government, and have the Zimbabwe Printing Company print up the required pounds at a
really cheaped rate. Thus we have more money to spend, the government has an
unlimited supply(look at the vast sums the American government procured under its
printing program).Since "money" is essentially a belief system, to solve our problem
we need to recreate that belief system,produce and exhibit more money, increasing
government spending in the private sectors, injecting money in to private
businesses, injecting more money in to governmental social structure! As the French
say,"Laissez Les Bons Temps Roullez", and it is money which makes the good times
roll.Economic problems solved!!!!!!!!!
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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MRL Cheques To Remain,Money Goes,It Figures,The System Of Tomorrow,Today.
The Labour government wants to get rid of cheques,by 2018, seemingly indicating they
are of the belief that the electorate will keep them in power until such a time.
Well cheques are not the problem,cheques merely represent a paper figure of said
problem...........money...........the problem.money,the root of all evil as they
say. Well..............get rid of cheques we don't get rid of the problem,in fact we
NEED the cheques, THEY must remain, they represent a "figure" of currency, of money
get rid of money therefor and we do get rid of the problem don't we, no problem, no
money...........replaced with what...........figures on paper,the so called
cheques,the bank deposit records,whatever,figures in a computer, figures manipulated
by a plastic card,by a banking book,by an accounting book? YES! Consider........
-- that the same amount of "figures" tomorrow will have the same purchasing power as
the figures of today.Figures do NOT change, face it say pounds 5000 is pounds 5000
at anytime.
--that we will all have access to "figures" via our paychecks(cheques!!!PAY
CHEQUES!!!)tomorrow like we did last week,we need cheques,we need paycheques,we work
for paycheques, which record the "figures" we receive.
--that as a consequence of having access to "figures"...whether by selling our
stocks,bonds or whatever,which have figures printed on them, or receiving a
paycheck,with figures printed on it,or through bank transfers and automatic payments,
we will be able to pay all our bills,with the figures we have available.
--that if we put our "figures" in a bank,by direct deposit , it will be there
tomorrow if we need it.
I woke up one morning and realized "money" wasn't real at all,only "figures" were.
Since "money" is essentially a belief the monetary system, to solve our problem we
need to create a new system that doesn't depend or rely on money.As government,
which invented money, can invent"figures" enough "figures" to pay all debt off with
"new" "figures",figures which retain their value as figures, being figures. Recall
Germany, which suddenly changed their currency, the MARK, they simply printed up new
marks which had more value than the old marks since the printed man on the new mark
wasn't the same as the old mark which was lower in value since the man on it was a
different man.Anyway you look at it a figure,any figure, is just that figure and
nothing else, nothing higher,nothing lower.
So MONEY goes, cheques remain.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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