Secret Squirrel's The Shape Of Things To Come.

Secret Squirrel came across what is, and what has to be, to everyone, an absolutely and utterly horrific headline.......

Metro grinds to a halt as huge power cut hits hundreds of homes and businesses in Newcastle
which was so noted to be found here...

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/metro-grinds-halt-huge-power-7600783

  Well, Squirrel showed no fear, Squirrel knows no fear, for Squirrel sees the world of the future,the shape of things to come, no gas, no oil, no natural gas, no electricity, but Squirrel shows no fear. Nay, Squirrel knows what needs to be done about it all and what shall be done, what MUST be done.Squirrel knows that we must all present our backsides to the future. And so looking in hindsight, here, today Squirrel presents his solutions to the problem. Do read on, and, yes, do visit the links presented to see how Squirrel envisions the solution to all problems to do with transportation, with our daily lives, problems which we now face, but problems which they saw in days of old, problems that they solved for us then knowing we would need that very thing, now, and in the future. Here see Squirrel's wisdoms, the wisdoms of our forefather's, the wisdoms of the ancients.

Yes Squirrel does not only see problems, but foresees problems, and rather than causing problems, Squirrel solves problems, problems of the day, with utterly sound, proven and proveable highly advanced high tech as it were. Well, how will Squirrel solve the problems, of no electricity, no gas, no oil and etc for example? Here we continue and commence with the solution.

So, firstly, it'll be back to the rickshaws..........

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Pousse-pousse_Madagascar.jpg

and also

http://travelmattersblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/china-rickshaw.jpg

Fine examples these are, and present yet today by those saving vastly on gas prices, beating the oil companies, and in yet a very, very green fashion as well. That'll work in Britain and elsewhere, but that'll involve the importation of vast amounts of Chinese,still they eat mostly only rice, or Ramen at best, and far better, of course, they than we.
 However should this not be possible, or the Chinese won't do it, we could introduce a work for welfare program and so employ those on the dole, have them work for their keep and kippers. One does also recall the semi rickshaw type pedicabs at Man and His World, Montreal 1967, Expo '67, (Squirrel himself, did, indeed, ride about in one) really trikes (tricycles,for those not in tune with shortened words) with a back sofa seat, not dissimilar to this luxury chinese version.....

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/02/article-2334632-1A0A2F06000005DC-352_634x422.jpg

and hey, dolled up somewhat, it could easily become the newest most modern highly technological version of the family........car. Car I did mention car didn't I, well a full version is being worked on and is present in our modern day technology.Here we see the basic bicycle car, imagine now we simply top over it a suitable automobile shell.....

http://www.shoppedornot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/car-shopped-or-not.png

http://www.chatnbike.com/WebObjects/FamilyCycleGroupOrder.woa/Contents/WebServerResources/images/cycles/quattro7.jpg

and indeed here we have a pedal powered caravan, that's trailer home to you yanks across the puddle......

http://inhabitat.com/camper-bike-pedal-powered-rv-for-one/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/camperbike-ed01-537x356.jpg

and, for those too lazy to pedal well, here is yet another version of the caravan, the deluxe version so to speak,

but it'll be a little more costly as the horse must be maintained...

http://floridamemory.com/fpc/reference/rc04603.jpg

and , of course, we shall never loose the car if WE further adapt as so many have, mostly in Asia, Africa, Mexico, Central and South America,and actually parts of France and Spain (I've seen it)...

https://landing.athabascau.ca/mod/file/thumbnail.php?file_guid=168524&size=large&icontime=1348849070

or

http://howmany.org/images/bull_and_cab.jpg


Now cities with trolleys can still keep their trolleys, no need for everybody to go off their trolleys. Recall in the days of wiser older wisdom, horses pulled them as we see here.......

http://freepages.history.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~dickbolt/HorseDrawnChicopee.jpg

The same goes for what was then called the omnibus..or bus as it is today,

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Star_Omnibus_Company_horse_bus,_2010_Cobham_bus_rally.jpg

But hey, intercity bus, stagecoach, again pulled by the horse...

http://www.dyslexia-aware.com/dawn/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/stagecoach.jpg


and here we can see what will one day be a modern freight train......

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:StateLibQld_1_298491_Work_horses_pulling_trucks_loaded_from_the_quarry_at_Point_Danger,_ca._1903.jpg

Clearly also, passenger train can be kept, and let me tell you the breakdown prone Amtrak of the day is not all that far from this...

http://mikes.railhistory.railfan.net/imfile/10251.jpg

And well, we see that all work and no play makes jack a dull boy, what of recreational creations? Well here today,and certainly will be there tomorrow and in the future see these...pedal powered roller coasters here seen in Japan..

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/123859-Pedal-Powered-Roller-Coaster-Features-at-Bicycle-Theme-Park

and yet another type at...

http://www.treehugger.com/bikes/treehugger-style-roller-coaster-in-japan-its-pedal-powered.html

And did you know that a British filmmaker and festival director from County Durham is strengthening ties with the People’s Democratic Republic of Lao by taking a pedal-powered cinema to the capital, Vientiane, along with a selection of Wallace and Gromit films for Christmas screenings at the British Embassy. Yes, they pedal it about to
different areas, and also, of course, pedal to provide power to drive the cinema show, not to go in to detail,but your basic flat screen (light) TV and suitable dvd player powered from a pedal powered generator. Imagine in the present day solving a problem of the future.

 Of course this could be applied to the home, where one would, as in days of old, have a child or more, for pedalling these types of things for us and other such devices for various home needs. Imagine now our pedal powered car, telling the kid, "Come on lad! Time for a car ride!" T'is what our children are good for now,to pedal, if not imbecillic ideas, then at least........that.

So Squirrel is in no ways worried,nor are others of the day worried, nay not the followers of, and supporters of, Squirrel, of course.

Indeed in the world of today, now no less, there are some who live Squirrel's vision of the future, in Asia, Africa, South and Central America, Mexico, even yet certain pockets of the United States and the colony of Canada, today, and now,and for that matter, continuing on in to the future, as we all shall! In short, we shall be..........Living In An Amish Paradise...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

Indeed, solutions Squirrel has! Yes, Squirrel will replace our single biggest problem, the source of ALL our problems of today and of the future, BIG OIL, with two,yes two replacements...........BIG BICYCLE and BIG HORSE'S ASS! Ever onwards, yes, forwards we must go, whilst looking in hindsight, we progress with our backsides to the future!

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,Monster Raving Loony Party,
MP,Dunny On The Wold,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel Calculates How To Bring Everybody's National Debt to Equal Zero Balance.

Secret Squirrel has pondered the horrific state of the economies of the world, with respect to the greatest problem of all, the national debts of each and every nation of the world. Squirrel has not pondered idley,recall he was a student of the brilliantly minded John Kenneth Galbraith,teaching in Montreal at the Sir George Williams Night High School,where Squirrel was priviledged to be allowed to learn in the class he taught,Galbraith the great American economist and writer of many books concerning economics and economies on the national and global scale,and who was the
economic adviser to the American President, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, and also of Dr. Sani,under whom Squirrel studied, again in Montreal, at the famous and most reverend and reverred and respected school of the Jesuit Fathers, Loyola Of Montreal(before the time the government of the day actually seized, tho they stated...absorbed, said grand and great
learning institution and incorporated it in to their government school,Sir George Williams University,sadly,Sani  the great Canadian economist who was the advisor to the Government of Canada. They would indeed be proud for Squirrel has come up with a viable mathematical solution which would bring everybody to a state of zero debt, and then some, for some, many, nay, all the other nations of the world.

Interestingly it involves bringing America's utterly horrific and ever building, and never paid national debt to zero balance with respect to the other nations of the world which have a national debt as well, but, of course, far lower than that of America's. Now let us consider.

The marketable debt of the U.S. government has more than doubled--climbing by 106 percent--while the present President Barack Obama,of America, was,and still is yet at time of writing, in office,guiding the US economy,increasing from $5,749,916,000,000 at the end of January 2009,basicly round and about when he took(some say literally), office.Well, he
spent it, on what nobody knows for sure, but he spent it, and having neededmoney he didn't have, he came up with it,by simply printing up treasury certificates, and then having the US Treasury Department, print up money for him! Sadly other nations don't have the US Treasury Department to do that to,and with. and then he simply spent it all, and he calls it the national debt, refers to it as the national debt, a national debt he keeps mysteriously adding to spending money he doesn't have.In between all this he made certain veiled and mysterious threats
about other nations debts,and national debt, and claiming they were insolvent,in a state of insolvency, bankruptcy, since they had spent money they hadn't and so were in debt from various governmental errors and mismangements and whatever else he could think of and was threatening them all with whatever he does and did and continues to.What the heck he's the American President and that's what he does round and about the world.
So Squirrel has pondered this horrific state of affairs, the general state of affairs, involving, the nations of the world, and the global national debt situation which the American President keeps complaining about to to and against all the other nations of the world.Well Squirrel has a solution which is and should be fair and equitable to and for all.......as Squirrel a champion of the cricket pitch, where equality,justice,fair play, and fairness rule,obviously is right for the task and solution at hand for all.
So the US external debt stands at $17,344,649,899,999,the next highest is Britain at $10,090,000,000,000,so we subtract, this makes the USA total national debt, all by itself at what would be and is $7,254,649,899,999, a global zero figure as it were.So to be equal ,Britain, must be allowed to spend that sum to come equal,to the zero state,the equal state, and thence everybody else,each other nation of the world,would apply the same mathematical formula, in all
equality and fairness,would hit in equity zero and equal zero debt,for them, against the American,thence taken as zero debt. But it is to be remembered that nations such as Australia,which have far less national debt, balanced against the US national debt, would be entitled therefore to very much more,of course to be equal and come to zero debt in proper
fashion, and so too other nations, all other nations, would be so entitled to apply the mathematical formula here expounded by Squirrel.But also,of course,remember that Singapore,Macau,British Virgin Islands,Brunei,Leichenstein,Taiwan, and Palau, having zero national debt to start with, and so applying Squirrel's formula,in all fairness and equality,would thence be entitled to the full original   sum of America's national debt, $17,344,649,899,999, and good for'em as well............!!!!! Lucky they.

It's not that easy,though, you're saying.Well you're right. It isn't. We must factor in the nations Public debt as well(internal as it were). Well,let's continue to be fair now,the US internal national debt is a figure  of 72.50 % against the GDP, well that makes a profit of 27.5 % which must be applied downwards of the aforesaid total NATIONAL external debt,since it reflects also the GDP of the debtor nation(s).Britain's is 90% so they only would get a 10% applied in the green column towards their final debt free calculation,so to go to zero for America they could thence
apply only 17.5% in actuality for the final figure each nation would thence use, and so too every other nation of the world, in and after like and kind,or the negatively and/or to zero as the income tax forms state. So you see, all's well and good for everybody in the rest of the world,and since the other nations have all been then compensated with an equality with America, the extra cash to spend as they say fit.That leaves America essentially at zero debt since it all balances well and good,against each and every nation of the world, and good for them, and good and great for the
rest of the nations of the world which now get to spend as they will the cash they are really in all equality and equity entitled to to bring them on par with America, the big zero debtwise.

So you see, all that remains is for the nations of the world, and their economists,to sit down with the Americans, explain it all to them and say we all now each have an extra $7,254,649,899,999(MORE,yes, indeed, I have surmised, for nations who have less debt than Britain just mentioning that here Britain was used as a base calculation, all other nations having less debt, their debt figures applied, would have therefor substantially MORE than the UK would
have,however to keep things simple for the politicians of the world, we have to keep things simple and use the calculations for the UK,Britain as it were,was,and still is,as yet.), to spend as we see fit,for whatever we see fit,or actually they,being the other nations of the world, and America doesn't as it has spent it already.But hey, the national debts have now been cancelled and put to paid by it all, and everybody can start to accumulate a national debt as well, however it would only accrue once each had spent their $7,254,649,899,999 and not before. America would start
at zero, with a clean slate, just adding and building to the,their national debt once more, in and after the fashion they did before, and so would rightly and justly and in all equality, have no just cause for complaints,since after all, all nations would be equal in their own eyes, and..............the eyes of America now wouldn't they?


Secret Squirrel,
MRL,(Monster Raving Loony Party),
MP,(Dunny On The Wold),
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel Explains His Unified Universal Hump Theory And How It Affects Our Universality.

Secret Squirrel's attention has been drawn to the plight of a Soviet, or Russian, if you will, satellite/spacecraft having extreme difficulties with it's orbit such that it is specifically falling out of its orbit, going off course as it were.Without a doubt, spacial, claimed to be, know it all, Stephen Hawking will state, quite plainly, that the said and aforestated satellite has failed,but Squirrel knows differently, Squirrel knows the actual cause of it's dilemma, a dilemma having its source origins,actually on earth, a  cause which affects the solar system(hence the universe), which affects earth, which affects and will affect all satellites and spacecraft of, and in, the future, a cause Squirrel has bundled in to Secret Squirrel's Unified Universal Hump Theory, which consists of three parts,The Spatial Hump Theory,The Planetary Hump Theory, and the Solar Systemal Hump Theory,all of which are in irrefutably in effect in the Universe itself.
   Now Squirrel shall begin.Having sex in outer space, is the stuff of urban legends and romantic fantasy,but it is something all the world's space agencies have pondered.Now the Soviets have taken steps to investigate this very thing,from what ever viewpoint they have,imaginable or otherwise.Witness now the proof of this at

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2705419/Russian-space-sex-geckos-struggle-survival-satellite-spirals-control-Earth-orbit.html

It states quite plainly that "A biological experiment launched from Kazakhstan last week is feared lost.Ground controllers are unable to communicate with the Foton-M4 satellite.On board it has five geckos intended to reproduce and test the effects of microgravity on reproduction
But while the animals are alive, the satellite cannot be controlled.This means that the planned landing in two months might not be possible.

Yes it has gone out of control as Stephen Hawking would say, but further on Secret Squirrel will further explain,why and how.To continue,They were intended to be among the first animals to join the 350-mile-high club, but now a group of geckos sent into space to reproduce may be at risk.The five lizards - four male and one female - launched on a research satellite on 19 July to study the effects of weightlessness on their sex lives.But Russian space officials have now revealed that the Foton-M4 satellite is not responding to commands, and there are fears the mission may be lost.A similar fate befell gerbils, and mice aboard a Russian Bion-M satellite last year, which crashed shortly after launch.
A Foton-M craft was also launched in 2007 and provided a temporary home to geckos, newts, snails and Mongolian gerbils, with a study of the creatures noting that the gerbils had “moved chaotically” in space.Many have died in the Soviet experiments, but at least they died doing (hopefully, for the sake of science) what they loved.

So what is the significance of this?Well the Spacecraft has been affected by The Spatial Hump Theory,as,indeed, was the previous one. Not all spacecraft or satellites are affected by The Spacial Hump Theory, but this one, and the previous so mentioned, was,and has been and is being affected by it. You see firmly grounded in Theory as Squirrel always is, Newton's Third Law is and has been called in to play and is a by product of The Spatial Hump Theory, due to the activities of said stated spacecraft. Now what does Newton's Third Law basically state?Well, simply put,in terms even yet Stephen Hawking could understand and be unable to refute, For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

The statement means that in every interaction, there is a pair of forces acting on the two interacting objects. The size of the forces on the first object equals the size of the force on the second object. The direction of the force on the first object is opposite to the direction of the force on the second object. Forces always come in pairs - equal and opposite action-reaction force pairs.And what and how is the relevance of this. Well, let's get down to it, the geckos were put in to space to, put it quite plainly, to have sex, to copulate, to fornicate, and so too they did.,and in doing so, they activated the effects of Newton's Third Law,that of equals and opposite reactions occurring,occurring in a weightless or non weightless environment.....in short,the geckos had been humping their brains out.Said satellite, affected by the humping movements within,was most severely affected and caused it's orbit to become totally chaotic.You see the Soviets had forgotten and ignored, and by their failures have actually provided proof of..my theory of The Spatial Hump,The Spatial Hump Theory,(part of The Unified Universal Hump Theory  you see all that humping in space is still much like the humping in a trailer, so it disturbs the satellites/space station orbit.......The Spatial Hump causes orbital shift.......it's part of my thesis theory on space.....you'll notice Stephen Hawking knows nothing about The Combined Spatial Hump Theory, or other component, The Earth Hump Theory, humping, not just in trailers, causes the earth's orbit to wobble,and earth to wobble on it's axis, to wobble,and of course, earth affects the orbits of all the other planets and so encompasses the Solar Systemal Hump Theory as it does.........also mine.Recall Secret Squirrel's, Boob Quake Theory being recently proved,(do read here concerning that...http://jacksparrow004.blogspot.com/2010/04/mrlsecret-squirrel-studies-boobquakes_28.html
MRL,Secret Squirrel Studies Boobquakes).It proves and shows the sexual influences affecting all things to do with Earth and Space.There have been secret NASA studies concerning the effects of sex in space, but the Americans, of course have only been interested, sadly, in the sex itself and getting the job done as it were.There is a confidential NASA report on a space shuttle mission in 1996. A project codenamed STS-XX was to explore sexual positions possible in a weightless atmosphere.

Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even NASA was only given a censored version."Pierre Kohler, a respected French scientific writer, says in The Final Mission: Mir, The Human Adventure that the subject is taboo both at NASA and at mission control in Moscow, but that cosmic couplings have taken place.

"The issue of sex in space is a serious one," he says. "The experiments carried out so far relate to missions planned for the future International Space Station, the successor to Mir. Scientists need to know how far sexual relations are possible without gravity."They have concluded that the act of human intimacy, sexual activity and procreation distinguished by the state of weightlessness (precluding artificial gravity) presents difficulties surrounding the performance of most sexual activities due to Newton's Third Law.How ever this can be overcome, rather well, using bungie towards to entwine the two........entwiners. Now we see their interest in sex,sexual positions, but not the effects of same which Secret Squirrel has seen, and has proved and is herein documented.

 Now to continue, let us become grounded as it were,earthed. Just as boob quakes have been created, and soundly proven to been created, by breasts wiggling and jiggling about all over earth(again you are reminded to here view the proven documentation at http://jacksparrow004.blogspot.com/2010/04/mrlsecret-squirrel-studies-boobquakes_28.html).We turn our attention to the equally great affects of sex itself,copulation, fornication and whatever have you and we, down here on earth.Indeed just visit trailer parks late at night and in microcosm we can see the effects of sex on trailers as they bounce,wiggle, and jiggle about, both the humpers and the trailers. Well so too, does earth. This constant unrelenting humping by earth's unbalanced distribution of population, such humpings do in actuality, cause he wobbling of the earth, not only round and about it's axis(the wobble   being a proven scientific fact), but also the wobble of Earth in it's orbit..and so here is Squirrel's Second Part of the Unified Universal Hump Theory, that of The Earth Hump Theory.

Now, earth being the large mass it is, in orbit, within the solar system, earth's wobble, affected by the sex,the copulation,the fornications, of it's populations,therein affects the Solar System itself and it's erratic wobbly journey round and about in space,and,of course, therein as with each solar system,the entire universe itself, hence herein comes in Secret Squirrel's Third Part of The Unified Universal Spatial Hump Theory.

Now to be sure things and events of physics have been here thoroughly explained and proven to you in a way,and after a fashion, Stephen Hawking never would have..without a doubt The Unified Universal Hump Theory will no doubt make him drool.

Secret Squirrel,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering,
MP,Dunny On The Wold,
Monster Raving Loony Party.

Secret Squirrel Looks At Lost Airliner Search Efforts.

Secret Squirrel's attention has been drawn,of course, to the event of the disappeared Malaysian airliner,flight MH370,a Boeing 777-200ER,as indeed has everyone's.

Squirrel marvels at the general lack of solid data, knowledge not of what happened to it, but that, "THEY" lost it so very quickly, it just
disappeared, with confused eye witness accounts of where it MIGHT have been seen where it did go. Squirrel notices that it disappeared off
radar screen, indeed it crossed whole countries.....unnoticed.Indeed there was not a peep from anybodies cell phones either, rather
strangely. One must also note that even lost cellphones can be quickly located,but rather strangely, an entire aircraft cannot.Rather
interestingly this reveals itself to be more of a stealth aircraft than any the USA has to date designed.Of course, all this points to the
obviously useless and woefully lacking aircraft locator beacons,communications apparatus etc etc et all. It is only even yet just fortunate
that the major reliance, besides eye witness accounts,those few and far between, being on aircraft engines reporting. Well clearly events have pointed to necessary improvements.Now all this points to the necessity of systems the pilots cannot get to,patterned after the engine
reporting system which worked, as the engines did, right up to...the end. This mean voice cockpit recording,communications recording, even
yet a reporting location system,all reporting to satellites.It CAN be done it obviously works,it hasn't been done.

Also revealed now is search/rescue of the present day. Now we can and do see that everybody has and is using spy type satellites and they do work, and are very very fine in their abilities to pick up even yet small objects round and about the world.Improvements needed there? Well, one can always use greater abilities to see and photog the objects etc, and also software to help clarify these searched for objects.These are excellent as HAS been proved in the aircraft search, to be useful in finding objects etc that do not wish to be found, recalling usually searched for entities of any sort usually do very much wish to be found.Now what of the search planes so very diligently out there searching? Well we find the distance to the search site is great, one must also figure in time back, and so most search times by aircraft are limited to two hours in search zone....in this instance. Well what affects search planes are and is their range and fuel consumption. Now immediately when we hear search aircraft we conjure up images of the planes diligently flying about,which they do, BUT in this instance, notice again the 2 hour loiter time in the search area. Let us ponder the search planes used. There is the P3C Orion. It's specs....

 Maximum speed: 411 kn (750 km/h)
    Cruise speed: 328 kn (610 km/h)
    Range: 2,380 nmi radius (4,400 km)
    Combat radius: 1,346 nmi (2,490 km) three hours on-station at 1,500 feet
    Ferry range: 4,830 nmi (8,944 km)
    Endurance: 16 hours

Ferry range is interesting,must assume empty and fuel to the max........but then..why not fuel to the max in either rate, carry extra tanks
of fuel internally, and suspended from the wings....this WILL increase range, and time abilities in a search area as a given.it's just not
rocket science is it? ALSO, hey and why note, add to these aircraft in-flight refuel capabilities! Now THAT is rocket science, and without
doubt such a simple,proven, easily workable system, is just too far beyond the ken of the aircraft designers,builders, and of
course.inevitably whenever there is idiocy about, politicians.

Now let's look at the latest off the American assembly design lines in the area of search/rescue etc..the P-8 Poseidon
Range: 2,222 km(Range: 1,200 nmi with 4 hr on station,this is there,search,and back).
Top speed: 908 km/h

Now a look at what the Chinese are using, a Illyushin Il-78, having range of 5,000 km (2,700 nmi; 3,100 mi).We're getting better here, with
the larger aircraft.


Obviously the present search/rescue aircraft MUST be modified to include in-flight refuel capabilities to make them truly useful and
right,just and proper for their task. As they presently are, they are woefully inadequate in the range abilities,loiter abilities and in-flight refuel abilities will correct this.

Now why are we doing this, looking at the search aircraft used? Well let's look at a Boeing 777C, it's range(max) is  7,800 nautical miles
(14,400 km).That's a very big difference, and no doubt rebuilt as a search aircraft,a proper one, with in-flight refuel capabilities, and
also abilities to carry even yet more fuel, and possibly wing fuel tanks suspended from wings as well, the range increases yet enormously as
well. In short it makes a very much better search/rescue aircraft doesn't it? Of course we have to add the search equipment and whatever, the usual where with all and what not,which goes without saying doesn't it.

Indeed looking at the present dilemma,and analysing it,  we see areas where efforts must be made to improve things all round, and we also see that Squirrel has made proven scientifically based ideas towards improving, vastly improving, search and rescue efforts.

Secret Squirrel Discovers Evidence Of A Secret Society:The Illuminati

Secret Squirrel has stumbled on the existence of a form of Illumnati in our modern times, a secret society, a society so
secret many of its secret symbols, secret signs, secret mathematical proofs have been found,unearthed,indeed,too it's very
secret existence,exposed,in secret.It is a journey through secret deep dark tunnels, dank and rank miasma of secrets.A
secret hidden world of secrets,secrets no one must know,secrets no one can learn, secrets that boggle the mind,and cripple
the soul.

Of course as with all secrets of this we must speak easy, we must keep this to ourselves,keep it secret, it must travel no
farther than you and I.Secrets. They're all around us. Secret conspiracies are everywhere. Conspiracy is an ancient
pastime, and so is the study of conspiracy. Secrecy in itself is harmless, but it always seems to attract attention. Where
can one learn the secrets revealed,secrets of the Illuminati? Yes secret society is a name that brings in mind a coven of
hooded and caped Enlightenment-era gentlemen,the Illuminati practising all kinds of fascinating,delectable,delightful,debauchery, much as imagining the Monks of Medmenham, or the Monks Of The Inquisition
once their days work had been done,teaching Nuns or whatever they preferred to call their friends.

But what event triggered Secret Squirrel to have discovered the secret society, the Illumnati, secretly surfaced,much as a submarine trapped on the surface of the sea at night? The Oscars, yes, the Oscars,not by ouija board, nor use of the Tarot cards,but predictably, and positively,by the act of the handing out of The Pizza,has revealed the secret society of the Illuminati, at work,surfaced, in Hollywood.

Firstly I shall delve in to this act, the act and the symbolism of The Pizza at The Oscars.For those of you who missed The Oscars,of March,2014..........I here present to you the solid evidence, that this act did indeed occur.
Pizza at the Oscars, proof positive, they CAN have food!!
see that here

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1723367/oscars-2014-ellen-degeneres-pizza-party.jhtml

and also here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2571861/Ellen-DeGeneres-gets-REAL-pizza-guy-hand-slices-Oscars-crowd-collects-tips-stars.html

Squirrel noticed this secret ceremony take place so did you, first, the cover, the pizza was introduced, Ellen mentioned
to the effect here the top one,the pizza here referred to, is vegetarian, and some partook of said vegan pizza, but in the images thereafter shown, and on the screen live, Squirrel noticed pepperoni pizza, indeed yes,and what of it...well absolutely nothing so far, BUT the other box, it showed to be,and proved to be..........all dressed, a pizza made, a pizza
made by the pizza man, the pizza man had made them one with everything, those few who received of that pizza, received, yes, and became also................yes,one with everything. it is said Diogenes wandered the earth looking for an honest man..........sad, so too does the Dalai LLama wander the earth, trying,failing, to be made one with everything.Even yet.."Make me one with everything" is the response given by a Buddhist to a hot dog vendor who asks him, "What can I make you?".

A Buddhist goes to a hot dog vendor and the vendor asks him "Hey buddy what can I make ya?""Make me one with everything" replies the Buddhist.
But, being purists, you see, they're vegetarians, and so this can never ever be.........so Tantalising, so near, yet so very very far, the unattainable.for them..............and so they mock their very existence, they mock their future, they mock themselves, in their inadequacy, their constant failure, their ever trying to achieve what can never ever be,for them.It is a play on words,a cruel joke, the joke of their lives, as the oft-quoted Buddhist desire  is to made to be,to achieve to be, to achieve the nirvana state "be at one" or "be at peace" with everything natural in the world.

Recall the Dalai Llama on his journey to Australia, recall how the Aussies revealed that he had not been made one with
everything, that the pizzaman had not made him one with everything, yea, could not. That was the pizza heard round the
world and it continues yet to reverberate. Still he is not made one with everything, even yet visiting Barrack Obama, did the President see to it that the pizza man made the Dalai LLama one with everything......nay he did not...............the LLama clearly excluded from all those who have been made one with everything by the pizza man. But there is much more yet,why all this attraction, attention, publicity with respect to being made one with everything.............Squirrel knows...........peruse this if you will, more actual evidence at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GogjFO8GNEo

Here you yourself can see the confused Dalai LLama, it just won't ever work for him you see, note the confusion,confusion
sent by elements higher than him,confusing him such that he cannot be made one with everything.......directly,there, the evidence.Undeniable,incontrovertable...Such it is, there you see, the Dalai LLama is excluded from this exclusive club of those who HAVE been made one with everything.Take note that MONKS (of course, not Buddhist monks) CAN be and are made one with everything,Bishops,Cardinals, and hey, no one would ever deny The Pope! Yes, indeed.


BUT it's not at all as simple as that,this very act, this very sign, is utilized by a society so secret it is merely talked about as existing, there are none who claim actual membership, but the signs are there, there for all to see, signs of..........the modern day, present, existing, Illuminati...yes, at the Oscar ceremony, there before all, were inducted,secretly,through the right of passage,new members of the Illuminati, by the act of being made one with everything.And what does this all have to do with,The Illuminati,it's existence,it's proof of it's existence?Well a secret society obviously, and exclusive,IS,an exclusionary secret society.Let's first examine secret societies.

A secret society is a club or organisation whose activities, events, and inner functioning are concealed from non-members. The society may or may not attempt to conceal its existence.  The exact qualifications for labelling a group as a secret society are disputed, but definitions generally rely on the degree to which the organisation insists on secrecy, and might involve the retention and transmission of secret knowledge, denial of membership or knowledge of the group, the creation of personal bonds between members of the organisation, and the use of secret rites or rituals which solidify members of the group.define a secret society as an organisation that: Is exclusive.
    Claims to own special secrets.
    During secret meetings wear ritual clothing
    Shows a strong inclination to favour its own.
    It has "carefully graded and progressed teachings"
    Teachings are "available only to selected individuals"
    Teachings lead to "hidden (and 'unique') truths"
    Truths bring "personal benefits beyond the reach and even the understanding of the uninitiated."
    The purpose of this club was to enliven the "dull traditional Sunday" with drinks and rude songs.
    Dress in togas and discussed Roman literature and antiquities
    Practise all kinds of debauchery,sodomy and buggery,with the usual mock rituals,wenching and banqueting  
A further characteristic common to most of them is the practice of rituals which non-members are not permitted to observe, or even to know the existence of.

The Illuminati (plural of Latin illuminatus, "enlightened") is a name given to several groups, both real and fictitious,down through the ages since the founding of the first group,seemingly disbanded,but yet reformed,but not reallybeing mostly consisting of those debauch loving embuggerers .

Historically the name refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded on May 1, 1776 to
oppose superstition, prejudice, religious influence over public life, abuses of state power, and to support women's education and gender equality.In subsequent use, "Illuminati" refers to various organisations claiming or purported to have unsubstantiated links to the original Bavarian Illuminati or similar secret societies, and often alleged to conspire to control world affairs by masterminding events and planting agents in government and corporations to establish a New World Order and gain further political power and influence. Central to some of the most widely known and elaborate conspiracy theories, the Illuminati have been depicted as lurking in the shadows and pulling the strings and levers of power in dozens of novels, movies, television shows, comics, video games and music videos.

Several recent and present-day fraternal organisations claim to be descended from the original Bavarian Illuminati and openly use the name "Illuminati". Some such groups use a variation on "The Illuminati Order" in the name of their organisation, while others such as the Ordo Templi Orientis use "Illuminati" as a level within their organisation's hierarchy. However, there is no evidence that these present-day groups have amassed significant political power or influence, and they promote unsubstantiated links to the Bavarian Illuminati as a means of attracting membership instead of trying to remain secret.In 1777, Karl Theodor became ruler of Bavaria. He was a proponent of Enlightened Despotism and his government banned all secret societies including the Illuminati. Internal rupture and panic over succession preceded its downfall.

Today, most Illuminati enthusiasts (read: internet "experts") agree it is a modern-day secret society with ancient roots that is made of up powerful and elite individuals who conspire to control the world — politics, government, religion, entertainment, the whole shebang. Their goal? A "New World Order."Signs of possible members appear here.........

http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/1027823/16-celebs-supposedly-in-the-illuminati

Further proof of existence is revealed here,

tap://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRjCCrwB3n8

and just look at what and whom uses secret signs.......

Tap://www.bofads.com/stories/evenmoresecrets.htm
Ponder these self evident signs...

And these..........
Tap://illuminaticonspiracyorreal.weebly.com/quiz-do-you-believe.html
Yet more symbols,proofs,secret signs, and........the mathematics behind it all as well.

Here see and ponder yet this.....

http://celebrity.yahoo.com/photos/hollywood-s-mysterious-illuminati-slideshow/

Here we see Lyndsay Lohann seemingly connected to the Illuminati in the making of what is termed to be the secret triangle sign as she entered and SUV, tho I must say to be that really seemed so very much more like a beckoning open vaggie. Of course we see others in the film as well,yet others using other secret signs of The Illuminati.
Zounds and zooks! The very air abounds with Illuminati secret signs and symbols,and people openly making these secret signs!!!

Some people might say that "famous people are weird and sad.Celebrities have influence, that's not an arguable fact.
However, there is a part of the world that believes certain famous faces yield more power than others. This power, they
believe, stems from the backing of an ancient  secret society that quietly rules the world: the Illuminati.Are some of the entertainment industry's biggest stars in cahoots to take over the world? According to the internet, yes! Check out the rumours swirling around these supposed celeb Illuminatis and decide for yourself. And yet many times we see written....."No depravity is too great for Hollywood Illuminati Elite" and other direct references to the secret Illuminati.
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The Illuminati conspiracy is fact, no longer a myth,a theory,but a concrete fact, and it is a super-secret society that has penetrated governments, finance, science, business, and the entertainment industry with one goal in mind,and it is the same thing they do every night,attempt to go for world domination....try and rule the world.
All this was learned from the handing out of the pizza at The Oscars......now you know too.Worried?Are you a vegan?

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP,(Dunny On The Wold),
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel Says Sell Salt Water To The Iranians.

Secret Squirrel’s attention has been peaked by seeing that Iran has a salt water lake which is in the process, of what is called, dying, a specificly a varient of dying, drying up,evaporating, disappearing actually. It’s Iran’s biggest crisis, its shrinking lake,Lake Oroumieh,the country’s largest body of water which has shrunk by 80% to only 400 square miles in the last ten years.Face it the shrinking contiues, it isn’t getting any better.Experts fear the lake – famous as a tourist spot and a stopping point for migrating flamingos, pelicans and gulls – could disappear within two years.
Climate change, nearby farms using it for irrigation and the damming of rivers is being blamed for the shrinking,but they,and the rest of the world, don’t know what to do about it, to halt, or to improve it, but you know Squirrel has a idea here.I am surrounded by political and scientific
idiots….indeed, yes,idiots who have not an idea what so ever to do. BUT Squirrel does, yes indeed, Squirrel can,could and will save the lake, and it will grow,it will wax fatter that a U.S. governor, and Squirrel will turn a hefty profit doing it as well. Squirrel proposes to build a pipeline from a
selected seaport to the lake ,yes, then British tankers, sadly idle for some reason in the midst of the oil crisis, COULD be used to haul seawater to Iran, there at the port offload in to the pipeline, and so save the lake, and makes loads and loads of profitable useful currency(meaning of course we won’t be accepting Iranian currency, we shall demand, either U.S. dollars, or the useful Chinese Yuan currency,no bitbucks,Canadian dollars, nor Euros, just those, U.S. dollars and/or Chinese Yuans). We could even yet work a negotiated deal, and trade the seawater to Iran for oil.Yes,seawater for
oil.
Recall the US food for oil exchange well, we could do a seawater for oil exchange…………but our politicians are sadly mentally lacking in the
area of brilliant ideas.Yes they’re all laggards, lackeys of the American oil companies, yes, we have to import US oil,at US prices…………..all
that could change.We could now have our own supply of oil, guarenteed oil, traded for seawater. Indeed we have Iran over the barrel, over the seawater barrel, we could trade say, 1 barrel of seawater,for 10 barrels of oil.
But wait, ever The Great Engineer, Squirrel has yet another proposal.You see here we were contemplating selling the Iranians saltwater to solve the problem.However, we could also supply something much better,fresh water.Yes! fresh water, so very much better than salt water you know. Now wherever would we get the required fresh water.Well, Squirrel has the answer here, which again has not occured to our politicans incumbent. You see, every year, Britain floods very,very horribly. Well now, in the very center of the flood stricken areas, we create a drain, this drain will connect to
pipelines,pipelines which will be directed to seaports.There, at the seaports, again, we use idle British oil tankers, and then fill the tankers with the flood fresh water, and sell this to the Iranian, using the same method to fill their lake with fresh water, and fill our coffers with useful currencies, and also guarentee a magnificent private oil supply!!Huzzah for Squirrel!Huzzah for Squirrel!Huzzah for Squirrel!
In the meantime we could also create salt mines there and mine the salt and sell it to the Americans who have yearly shortages you know, due to their immense snow storms,ever running totally short of salt,and thus  driving up the prices of salt as well. In the regular time we could also drive up the prices of supply as well..what the heck!!Do British politicians see this brilliant opportunity? No!…….laggards and lackeys all.Only Squirrel is capable reversing the trend and saving Iran from a major environmental and economic disaster,and, at the very self same time, turning in a grand and hefty profit off of his enterprising solution.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP(Dunny On The Wold),
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel Solves The Problems With The Devalueing Canadian Dollar...Create A New Dollar, The BitBuck

    Squirrel's attention has suddenly been drawn to a statement,a serious one, by the Bank Of Canada,as it were, that the Canadian dollar which presently is on par,as in equal to, with the US dollar is to be devalued to 88cents versus the US dollar.For some reasons the Canadian Government, and Bank Of Canada is all ecstatic about it, stating great advantages, but then when they upward valued the Canadian dollar from a previous devaluation,to parity with the US dollar,the Canadian
Government and The Bank of Canada were all ecstatic about it stating great advantages.Of course, the Canadians,having the Canadian Government, are in very serious trouble, and it is up to Squirrel to help them as much as he can out of their present currency value dilemma.

Now devaluation is a reduction in the value of a currency with respect to other monetary units. In common modern usage, it specifically implies an official lowering of the value of a country's currency within a fixed exchange rate system, by which the monetary authority formally sets a new fixed rate with respect to a foreign reference currency. For some weakening currencies, devaluation is a process without end that leads to completely worthless currencies.When a country experiences hyperinflation, the central bank prints money in larger denominations as the smaller denomination notes become worthless.
Of course this is not the first time that the Canadian dollar has been devalued, indeed one recall the 60's in the colony of Canada whereas the Canadian Prime Minister of the day, one specific John Deifenbaker,a Conservative devalued the Canadian dollar to 92 cents US whence it became known as the DiefenDollar, or DiefenBuck.He was a conservative and he lost the next election which is a safe bet will happen to the present incumbent Canadian Prime Minister,one Stephen Harper, also a Conservative,who will unquestionably go the same way for his nostalgia trip to bring back and celebrate the DiefenDollar/DiefenBuck.Well now,Squirrel has pondered the Canadian economy,if it can be termed that, and it's problems centered on and/or being related to, the Canadian currency, the Canadian dollar, and has discovered that,actually, in the world of today, in the financial and economic world of today, there may be a solution for the Canadian dollar problem.You see the Canadian government thinks highly of it's lowly dollar,and is seemingly stuck with and on it,in short it thinks is is
valuable and has value,and merit, and substance,but does it really.No, and that's the problem, they can't seem to realize nor be made to see that.
  
  The financial world of today has actually created working currencies,monies,money or financial species and whatever out of and based on, absolutely nothing at all.And it has,indeed,worked, and is working.In Canada, the company,Canadian Tire, a hardware store, created it's own money, printed it up, and gave it to it's customers in a certain percentage,based on purchased items.It accepts this currency back for purchase against further store items, hence giving it an actual working value, based on,specificaly,it's value printed on said paper! Indeed it can even work in other stores, whom so ever might be
willing to accept it,including local Canadian hookers who in the day and age of the Canadian economic depression era will accept anything they're afterwards offered.In short they printed up their own money and it works.
And so too for Canada did it work, in and after the same fashion, but nations of the world today have grown tired of the Canadians and their currency,and so the Canadian dollar is having problems being accepted as a viable working currency in the world of today. There were other currencies in effect,in play as it were, in the financial world of the internet. A certain group tried for a time, and created and sold, an internet currency, based on purchases to be used on certain sites of the internet that accepted it for purchase and exchange of goods and services.However after awhile it collapsed it seems, there having been a suitable number of it's value purchased in excess of demand via sites and so,well it,sort of collapsed as those selling it for working currencies, took the money and ran as it were,the useful money, leaving the purchasers of said internet currency holding their useless currency as a value on paper which had no value. And there lies the problems of the Canadian government and it's currency, a value of currency, and the numbers of people willing to accept it at a certain specific value if at all.
Let us now look at yet other forms of present day currency,accepted quite readily on the internet and other places round and about the world....here quoted directly and excerpted from, and found at..........

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/nov/28/bitcoin-alternatives-future-currency-investments

And we here commence to directly quote.......

"A bitcoin Bitcoin is just one of over 60 different alternative digital peer-to-peer cryptographic currencies.
Bitcoin’s recent meteoric rise in value to over $1,000 has shone the spotlight on alternative currencies, but bitcoin is not the only new digital currency vying for relevancy in 2013.

Like bitcoins most of these currencies are mined by computers solving hard mathematical problems. The "coins" do not exist physically, of course, as the currencies are virtual existing only as computer files.
As they are based on peer-to-peer protocols, no one computer controls the currencies, but networks keep track of all transactions made using these digital currencies, but they do not know what the coins were actually used for – just the ID of the computer "wallet" they move from and to.

Here are nine alternatives to think about before putting your time, effort and money into bitcoin.
Litecoin

Like bitcoin, litecoin is another crytography-based digital currency, which has also seen a dramatic rise in value in recent months. Litecoin, a peer-to-peer opensource digital currency, could be described as an offshoot of bitcoin. In fact, it is based on the bitcoin protocol, but instead of requiring extraordinary computing power to mine effectively, can be mined efficiently using standard computers due to its algorithm originally designed by Dr Colin Percival for the Tarsnap secure online backup
service for Linux and other opensource operating systems.
Namecoin

Also based on bitcoin, namecoin is another opensource offshoot. A cryptocurrency, namecoin also acts as a decentralised DNS –
the protocol on the internet that turns human-comprehensible website names such as theguardian.com into addresses understandable by machines. By acting as its own DNS, the currency operates outside the regular internet and therefore outside the governance of the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (Icann).The currency values and domain names are stored within the blockchain record, which limits the total number of namecoins to 21m, with each coin divisible down to eight decimal places.
Peercoin

Another variant of the bitcoin-like peer-to-peer currency principle, peercoin promises increased efficiency of mining, improved security and safeguards to avoid abuse by group mining, which has recently been highlighted as a potential flaw with bitcoin. Peercoin has the fourth-largest market cap among “altcoins” as these alternative digital currencies are known, according to CoinMarketCap.com, which tracks emerging and traded currencies.
Primecoin

A cryptocurrency like bitcoin, primecoin differs at its core because it uses a totally separate mathematical basis for mining. Instead of relying on bitcoin’s “Hashcash” algorithm, primecoin finds long Cunningham chains – a certain sequence of prime numbers named after the mathematician AJC Cunningham – to build value into the currency.
Unlike bitcoin, primecoin’s mining difficulty increases slightly with each new coin created, scaling more evenly than bitcoin’s bigger shift in mining difficulty every 2016 blocks.
Feathercoin

Based upon litecoin, feathercoin adjusts its mining difficulty more often than litecoin and was announced in April 2013. Unlike some other digital currencies, feathercoin updates regularly to incorporate new features and enhancements, including protections from abuse and forking by group mining.
Novacoin

Yet another peer-to-peer digital cryptocurrency, Novacoin differs from most of the other altcoins by integrating protection schemes within the core of the currency, which deters abuse by mining groups.Novacoin also has a technical cap of 2bn coins, a much larger number than most of the other digital currencies which top out in the millions, rather than billions of coins. The cap could also be increased if it was ever reached, giving novacoin a theoretical dynamic inflation.
Infinitecoin

Announced in June 2013, as another litecoin spin-off, infinitecoin differs with more frequent difficulty adjustment rate during mining and the total number of coins that can be created, which is 1142.86 times as many as litecoin.
Megacoin

A bitcoin analogue in its infancy, created within the fourth quarter of 2013, megacoin is limited to 42m total coins and is mined like every other crytocurrency. Each coin worth around $0.50, and its main selling point is its overt branding, something quite a few other digital currencies lack.
Quark coin

Another altcoin in its infancy, launched in 2013, Quark coin takes the security elements of the cryptocurrency very seriously employing nine separate rounds of encryption using six different algorithms.If those nine bitcoin alternatives weren’t enough for you, there are over 60 different altcoin currencies currently being traded at various exchanges like Cryptsy, including AndroidsTokens, AlphaCoin, AmericanCoin, AnonCoin, Argentum, AsicCoin, BBQCoin, BitCar, ByteCoin, BitGem, BottleCaps, CryptoBuck, CryptogenicBullion, CopperLark, Cosmoscoin, CHNCoin, ColossusCoin, CopperBars, CraftCoin, CasinoCoin."

and here the quoted epistle does end.


Now we have discovered the rise of a new currency from out of the nothing, the BitCoin. Let's look at the BitCoin shall we
as there are valuable lessons to be gained from it,not only by the Canadian Government, but yet also other governments of the
world which are having problems with their currencies and their values and willingness of other nations to accept their currencies.You can use it to buy beer in Berlin, order pizza in Amsterdam, hire a taxi in Edinburgh, schedule a dental check-up in Ljubljana, do a degree in Nicosia, purchase Alpaca socks from Massachusetts - or even blast off into space with Virgin Galactic.Can it be argued that it is not a viable and real currency whence it is being stolen,pirated and counterfeited on the internet, much more so than the Canadian dollar which round and about the world, and in Canada simply isn't worth the bother!

Every day, it seems, another service joins the Bitcoin revolution, accepting payment in the so-called virtual currency.As its popularity has soared, so has its price. On Wednesday it breached the $1,000 (£614) mark on Japan's MtGox exchange for the first time. That's nearly five times the price it was at earlier in the month.However all things considered It has no intrinsic value unless you qualify the electricity used to generate it (no that is not a common misconception!) it has no
more actual value than a strippers pasties, and much less than her panties which frequently drop.However the service she provides for a set amount of value $ the so called F*ck, is worth the value of said F*ck but varies as to time of day,clients etc, but still her value could be stated in F*cks, or services rendered......so there is a realistic value there,but BitCoin as such actually has none. And yet it exists,and has value, as it is accepted at a certain and specific value agreed upon at any given time.It could at any day,be replaced by the banana,if somebody decides to accept bananas as currency.But it gets worse. Bitcoin is mostly just a speculative vehicle. Yes, there are PR stunts about bars and other shops accepting bitcoins.

And there is a Bitcoin ATM for some reason. But mostly Bitcoin is a speculative vehicle. And really, you'd be insane to actually conduct a sizable amount of commerce in bitcoins. That's because the price swings so wildly, that the next day, there's a good chance that one of the parties will have gotten royally screwed. Either the purchaser of the good will have ended up totally blowing a huge opportunity (by not holding longer) or the seller will be totally screwed (if Bitcoin instantly plunges). The very volatility that excited people to want to play the Bitcoin game is death when it comes to real transactions in the real world.BitCoin,has no INTRINSIC value.Consider now this idea of "intrinsic value" when it comes to currency bothers people, and Bitcoin Bugs will immediately ask why the U.S. dollar has intrinsic value. There's an answer to that. The U.S. Dollar has intrinsic value because the U.S. government which sets the laws of doing business in the United States says it has intrinsic value. If you want to conduct commerce in the United States you have to pay taxes, and there's only one currency you're allowed to pay taxes in: U.S. dollars. There's no getting around this fact. Furthermore, if you want to use the banking system at all, there's no choice but to use U.S. dollars, because that's the currency of the Fed which is behind the whole thing.

On top of all these laws requiring the U.S. dollar to be used, the United States has a gigantic military that can force people around the world to use dollars (if it came to that) so yes, there's a lot of real-world value behind greenbacks.Bitcoin? Nada. There's nothing keeping it being a thing. If people lose faith in it, it's over. Bitcoin is fiat currency in
the most literal sense of the word.And yet so too is the Canadian dollar, and people ARE loosing faith in it, hence the coming devaluation.
Well how did BtiCoin come in to being?In November 2008, a paper was posted on the internet under the name Satoshi Nakamoto titled Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System. This paper detailed methods of using a peer-to-peer network to generate what was described as "a
system for electronic transactions without relying on trust".n January 2009, the Bitcoin network came into existence with the release of the first open source Bitcoin client and the issuance of the first bitcoins, with Satoshi Nakamoto mining the first block of bitcoins ever (known as the "genesis block"), which had a reward of 50 bitcoins. The value of the first
bitcoin transactions were negotiated by individuals on the bitcointalk forums with one notable transaction involving a 10,000 BTC pizza.So,it was off and running,a fake currency,created out of nothing.The price of a bitcoin reached previous all-time high of US$230 on 9 April 2013, up from just $13 at the start of the year. The current all time high was set on 17 November 2013 at US$575.21 on the Mt. Gox exchange.As the market valuation of the total stock of Bitcoins approached US$1 billion,
some commentators called Bitcoin prices a bubble.In early April 2013, the price per Bitcoin dropped from $266 to around $50 and then rose to around $100. Over two weeks starting late June 2013 the price dropped steadily to $70. The price began to recover, peaking once again on 1 October at $140. On 2 October, The Silk Road was seized by the FBI. This seizure caused a flash crash to $110. The price quickly rebounded, returning to $200 several weeks later. The latest run went from $200 on 3 November to $900 on 18 November. Bitcoin passed a US$1000 all time high on 28 November at MtGox.
Investigations into the real identity of Satoshi Nakamoto have been attempted by The New Yorker and Fast Company. Fast Company's investigation brought up circumstantial evidence linking an encryption patent application filed by Neal King, Vladimir Oksman and Charles Bry on 15 August 2008, and the bitcoin.org domain name which was registered 72 hours later. The patent application (#20100042841) contained networking and encryption technologies similar to Bitcoin's, and textual analysis revealed that the phrase "...computationally impractical to reverse" appeared in both the patent application and bitcoin's whitepaper.All three inventors explicitly denied being Satoshi Nakamoto. In May 2013, Ted Nelson speculated that Japanese
mathematician Shinichi Mochizuki is Satoshi Nakamoto.Later in 2013 the Israeli researchers, Dorit Ron and Adi Shamir, pointed to Silk Road-linked Ross William Ulbricht as the possible person behind the cover. The two researchers based their suspicion on an analysis of the network of bitcoin transactions. These allegations were contested.So on faith, Canada must initiate a similar plan, or process,since faith in the Canadian government by anybody out in the world is nil and less in Canada,they must create a Satoshi Nakamoto is a pseudonym for the unknown person or people who designed the original Bitcoin protocol in
2008 and launched the network in 2009. Nakamoto was responsible for creating the majority of the official Bitcoin software and was active in making modifications and posting technical information on the BitcoinTalk Forum.Nakamoto's involvement with Bitcoin does not appear to extend past mid-2010. In April 2011, Nakamoto communicated with a Bitcoin contributor saying he had "moved on to other things". A patsy, tho working for the Canadian government,the Italians would call him a pazzo,but the Canadian government would have to find somebody to front the currency and them,somebody like say,Simon Legree,Snidley
Whiplash,(who else would front for them)and create the BitBuck.
 
   However,once nations are dealing in their BitBucks, they could convert the Canadian currency over,buying BitBucks with Canadian currency till there was no more,generating yet more as they needed using stolen,err borrowed,BitCoin generation software, and abandon the Canadian currency thence entirely. However the BitCoin has been referred to as a ponzie scheme, and also should Canadian government involvement be found out within the BitBuck, then in all faith, that lacking in the Canadian government, it would collapse anyway in similar fashion to the Canadian dollar, so why really bother...but then, it has worked for Bitcoin, so too it could work for the BitBuck.


Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP(Dunny On The Wold),
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.