Secret Squirrel Says Sell Salt Water To The Iranians.

Secret Squirrel’s attention has been peaked by seeing that Iran has a salt water lake which is in the process, of what is called, dying, a specificly a varient of dying, drying up,evaporating, disappearing actually. It’s Iran’s biggest crisis, its shrinking lake,Lake Oroumieh,the country’s largest body of water which has shrunk by 80% to only 400 square miles in the last ten years.Face it the shrinking contiues, it isn’t getting any better.Experts fear the lake – famous as a tourist spot and a stopping point for migrating flamingos, pelicans and gulls – could disappear within two years.
Climate change, nearby farms using it for irrigation and the damming of rivers is being blamed for the shrinking,but they,and the rest of the world, don’t know what to do about it, to halt, or to improve it, but you know Squirrel has a idea here.I am surrounded by political and scientific
idiots….indeed, yes,idiots who have not an idea what so ever to do. BUT Squirrel does, yes indeed, Squirrel can,could and will save the lake, and it will grow,it will wax fatter that a U.S. governor, and Squirrel will turn a hefty profit doing it as well. Squirrel proposes to build a pipeline from a
selected seaport to the lake ,yes, then British tankers, sadly idle for some reason in the midst of the oil crisis, COULD be used to haul seawater to Iran, there at the port offload in to the pipeline, and so save the lake, and makes loads and loads of profitable useful currency(meaning of course we won’t be accepting Iranian currency, we shall demand, either U.S. dollars, or the useful Chinese Yuan currency,no bitbucks,Canadian dollars, nor Euros, just those, U.S. dollars and/or Chinese Yuans). We could even yet work a negotiated deal, and trade the seawater to Iran for oil.Yes,seawater for
oil.
Recall the US food for oil exchange well, we could do a seawater for oil exchange…………but our politicians are sadly mentally lacking in the
area of brilliant ideas.Yes they’re all laggards, lackeys of the American oil companies, yes, we have to import US oil,at US prices…………..all
that could change.We could now have our own supply of oil, guarenteed oil, traded for seawater. Indeed we have Iran over the barrel, over the seawater barrel, we could trade say, 1 barrel of seawater,for 10 barrels of oil.
But wait, ever The Great Engineer, Squirrel has yet another proposal.You see here we were contemplating selling the Iranians saltwater to solve the problem.However, we could also supply something much better,fresh water.Yes! fresh water, so very much better than salt water you know. Now wherever would we get the required fresh water.Well, Squirrel has the answer here, which again has not occured to our politicans incumbent. You see, every year, Britain floods very,very horribly. Well now, in the very center of the flood stricken areas, we create a drain, this drain will connect to
pipelines,pipelines which will be directed to seaports.There, at the seaports, again, we use idle British oil tankers, and then fill the tankers with the flood fresh water, and sell this to the Iranian, using the same method to fill their lake with fresh water, and fill our coffers with useful currencies, and also guarentee a magnificent private oil supply!!Huzzah for Squirrel!Huzzah for Squirrel!Huzzah for Squirrel!
In the meantime we could also create salt mines there and mine the salt and sell it to the Americans who have yearly shortages you know, due to their immense snow storms,ever running totally short of salt,and thus  driving up the prices of salt as well. In the regular time we could also drive up the prices of supply as well..what the heck!!Do British politicians see this brilliant opportunity? No!…….laggards and lackeys all.Only Squirrel is capable reversing the trend and saving Iran from a major environmental and economic disaster,and, at the very self same time, turning in a grand and hefty profit off of his enterprising solution.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP(Dunny On The Wold),
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Oily Rogues?

Secret Squirrel Comments On Sarah Palin Going Rogue Along With Donald Trump.

Sarah Palin:Going Rogue.............that was the title of her own published work,at least which she claimed was her own, there she self effacingly labelled herself as a rogue, further she has linked with Donald trump who has accepted her calling themselves BOTH, rogues.....well, here it is rogue, as defined in many dictionaries.....they've certainly labelled themselves correctly........

Well...........take your pick............

Rogue.....Defined...........

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/rogue
rogue (rg)
n.
1. An unprincipled, deceitful, and unreliable person; a scoundrel or rascal.
2. One who is playfully mischievous; a scamp.
3. A wandering beggar; a vagrant.
4. A vicious and solitary animal, especially an elephant that has separated itself from its herd.
5. An organism, especially a plant, that shows an undesirable variation from a standard.
adj.
1. Vicious and solitary. Used of an animal, especially an elephant.
2. Large, destructive, and anomalous or unpredictable: a rogue wave; a rogue tornado.
3. Operating outside normal or desirable controls: "How could a single rogue trader bring down an otherwise

profitable and well-regarded institution?" (Saul Hansell).
v. rogued, rogu·ing, rogues
v.tr.
1. To defraud.
2. To remove (diseased or abnormal specimens) from a group of plants of the same variety.
v.intr.
To remove diseased or abnormal plants.


http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/rogue
rogue
/ro?g/ Show Spelled [rohg] Show IPA noun, verb,rogued, ro·guing, adjective
–noun
1.
a dishonest, knavish person; scoundrel.
2.
a playfully mischievous person; scamp: The youngest boys are little rogues.
3.
a tramp or vagabond.
4.
a rogue elephant or other animal of similar disposition.
5.
Biology. a usually inferior organism, esp. a plant, varying markedly from the normal.
–verb (used without object)
6.
to live or act as a rogue.
–verb (used with object)
7.
to cheat.
8.
to uproot or destroy (plants, etc., that do not conform to a desired standard).
9.
to perform this operation upon: to rogue a field.
–adjective
10.
(of an animal) having an abnormally savage or unpredictable disposition, as a rogue elephant.
11.
no longer obedient, belonging, or accepted and hence not controllable or answerable; deviating, renegade: a

rogue cop; a rogue union local.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rogue
Main Entry: 1rogue
Pronunciation: \'rog\
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: 1561

1 : vagrant, tramp
2 : a dishonest or worthless person : scoundrel
3 : a mischievous person : scamp
4 : a horse inclined to shirk or misbehave
5 : an individual exhibiting a chance and usually inferior biological variation

— rogu·ish \'ro-gish\ adjective

— rogu·ish·ly adverb

— rogu·ish·ness noun

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Purveyor's of Snake Oil?

Iraq sits atop 115 billion barrels of crude, the world's third largest proven reserves of conventional crude
oil. But current production of about 2.4 million barrels per day remains well below levels before the 2003
U.S.-led invasion that toppled Saddam Hussein.Iraq's oil is the world's cheapest to produce, at a cost of only
about $1 per barrel. The gigantic "rent" on Iraq's oil, during decades of production, could yield company
profits in the range of $4-5 trillion dollars – that is, $4-5 million, millions. Assuming fifty years of
production and 40% royalties, Iraq could yield annual profits of $80-90 billion per year – more than the total
annual profits of the top five companies.Iraq on Friday auctioned the rights to develop some of the world’s
biggest remaining oil fields.

Al-Maliki's government has vowed, based on developers' promises, to raise output to more than 12 million
barrels a day within six to seven years.(Looks good, sounds good, but typicly, as they say, snake oil, the
barrels out depends on how much the oil companies who own the field can pump out at any particulr time).

http://www.finchannel.com/Main_News/Op-Ed/55145_Iraq_Oil_Output_to_Rival_Saudi_Arabia,_if%E2%80%A6/
Iraq Oil Output to Rival Saudi Arabia, if…
Written by Ben Lando
BAGHDAD - What was once considered a pipe-dream could become reality: after decades of dictatorship, war and international sanctions, Iraq’s massive oil reserves are set to be tapped proper and the country once known for two overflowing rivers could be crowned oil king.
If the seven oil projects awarded to foreign oil companies this weekend, and the three from an auction earlier
this year, develop as planned, within eight years, Iraq will see its oil production capacity leap to more than
12 million barrels per day (bpd)....................

ever onwards with yet more.............
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/0352857e-e644-11de-bcbe-00144feab49a.html
Iraq set to be second in oil league table
By Carola Hoyos, Chief Energy Correspondent
Iraq is on course to overtake Iran as the holder of the world’s second-largest proven oil reserves, solidifying
its position as the energy industry’s new frontier in the scramble to secure fresh resources.
Baghdad agreed on Friday to deals with Royal Dutch Shell and China’s CNPC for two large oilfields, following on

from similar accords with ExxonMobil, Eni and BP . On Saturday, Lukoil sealed a deal on the West Qurna
field................

and...........yet more............

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/6509767/Shell-and-ExxonMobil-win-Iraq-oil-field-deal.htm


Shell and ExxonMobil win Iraq oil field deal
Shell and ExxonMobil have signed an agreement with Iraq to spend £50bn on developing its second-biggest
oilfield, six months after the war-torn country unsuccessfully tried to auction off major contracts.
By Rowena Mason
The oil giants have secured a deal to develop Iraq’s West Qurna field, which is one of the largest in the
oil-rich south of the country.
Shell will have a 20pc stake and Exxon will have an 80pc stake in the joint venture, boosting production to
2.325m barrels per day...........................



So the United States and the United Kingdom obviously did not wage war on Iraq for the officially stated
reasons. That much is obvious. The America and its British ally were not acting because they feared the Iraqi
government's weapons of mass destruction or its ties with the terrorist group al-Qaeda. Nor were they fighting to bring democracy to the Middle East, a region where the two governments had long supported reactionary monarchs and odious dictators, including Iraqi president Saddam Hussein himself.It was, pure and simply, an invasion to secure the Arab oil fields.Weapons of mass destruction? They're still looking.

(Iran is next on the list).