Secret Squirrel was discussing things with a colleague from Japan, who had
legged it over for the duration as it were, of the Fukushima fallout.In
the course of our discussions the course of conversation turned to
Fukushima and he remarked that no good come ever come out of Fukushima
for Japan and the Japanese. However I,ever known as The Master Debater
since my Secondary School days(that's Comprehensive High school to
Americans),also Head Prefect in my final year, which may have had to do
with the accolade so awarded to me, but in either case, what with the
massive global release of nuclear radiation by the Fukushima meltdowns,I
naturally took to the positive side of things in the nuclear accident
debate.
Previously I have been said to be anti-nuclear in my debates and
writings, but do point out that I am not,that those making such
statements have missed the point, that I am merely pointing out the
reality of things as they were and are, and indeed shall be in the light
of,in glowing terms, nuclear accidents and explosions and other
occurrences which are so very common with the nuclear industry as it
were,was is, and used to be.So to the good side of Fukushima and similar
events, the Chernobyls,the Three Mile Islands etc etc etc ad nauseum ad
infinitum,nuclear reactors ad perfidiosus.....
1) Cures cancer, or at least treats it, for those who already have it,
hence,unknowingly they are and have been cured and are being cured of it
and so will be spared the horrible expense of hospital treatment for
their cancers.There's just no arguing that hospitals do not use radiation
to treat cancers formed, no indeed, they most certainly do.Radiation
therapy is proveably responsible for extending the life of many people,
and the application of radiation and radiopharmaceuticals has led to
greatly improved medical diagnoses and subsequent treatment of injuries
and diseases. More indirectly, applications of radiation and
radionuclides in industry have led to economic benefits that have
improved living standards and, consequently, better health.
2) Now for, those who have cancers generated due to the radiation, well,
they must enter the hospital stream, where they most certainly provide
the need for, and the employment of hospital staff, and the necessary
production of various large and expensive medical equipments and drugs
used to treat that cancer. That's a huge boost to the economy of any
nation without a doubt.
3) Causes the body to generate more vitamin D,a proven fact, a vitamin
most necessary to the body and so those so exposed would not have to
purchase said vitamin, a cost removed from their budgets,and a
beneficial humanitarian plus on the side of radiation!!
3) Reduces lifespan, and demand for pension and Social Security
pension benefits.Indeed it does, by killing off a large portion of the
population effectively exposed to high levels of radiations which
generate the cancer which will kill them quite early in life long
before they reach such pensionable ages.(Recall also the plus seen and
mentioned in 2) directly above.
4) With special night vision goggles, provides additional
illumination.Indeed cancers and radiations can cause that certain glow
you know and hence improve the night lighting in areas where they can
still live in concentrated fashion.
5) Helps kill germs on food and kitchen surfaces.Most certainly the
sterilization effects of radiations are well known, and their ability to
kill living cells and organisms which are in fact germs.
6) Reduces body odor for the living and the dead.Indeed yet another
positive effect, and reduces the need to purchase deoderents, both
personal hygene ones and also the air freshener types you know.
5) Simplifies funeral arrangements since no embalming is required -
Indeed radiation at certain levels purifies and mummifies.No doubt funeral
homes saving on embalming fluids usually necessary can pass on these
savings to the next of kin of those funeral customers they receive,and so
survivors benefit from lowered funeral costs.
6) Kills human parasites - such as the Malaria parasite.Indeed you
wouldn't even yet know it. Imagine this hidden effect,going on in you
now, if you have been irradiated, or even yet are being irradiated by the
consumption of foods of whatever kind grown in areas of such places as
Chernobyl and Fukushima,and suffering from vast sprays of radioactive
particles and dusts as are present in such events as Fukushima and
Chernobyl,events which are spread over vast areas,be they spinach or fish
and whatever in between.
7) Kills aliens from outer space - these are mostly nasty
anyway.Indeed we have many Hollywood movies proving out and using such a
scientific principle.
8) Reduces the homeless population.Indeed it does remove the homeless
population as they are mostly killed off as they tend to congregate in
certain areas, in flocks or groups or whatever their masses are called,
and so, they not being prone to evacuate such areas as being near nuclear
accidents, they die out,or off,and whatever.
9) Consumption of such things as higher level radioactive fish for
example, will result in a mild internal general radioactive medical
treatment helping to erradicate any hidden cancers developing much as
expensive cancer treatments hospitals offer do, a great saving for
you,and most beneficial. Most governments have realized this and so have
actually more than doubled the level of acceptable radiations in foods so
consumed, especially fish, as used here in the example, for just such
reasons you know.
10) Radiation actually has effects which are similar to the body's immune
system, indeed activate and boost the body's immune system, it's abilities
to fight disease.Radiation hormesis (also called radiation homeostasis)
scientifcally states that low doses of ionizing radiation (within the
region and just above natural background levels) are beneficial,
stimulating the activation of repair mechanisms that protect against
disease, that are not activated in absence of ionizing radiation. The
reserve repair mechanisms are hypothesized to be sufficiently effective
when stimulated as to not only cancel the detrimental effects of ionizing
radiation but also inhibit disease not related to radiation exposure This
seemingly counter-intuitive hypothesis has captured the attention of
scientists and public alike in recent years.
11) Mutations.Indeed a tippy subject to say the least, but consider,there
are beneficial sides to things.Longer arms for examples would and do cause
the abilities to reach things in much better fashion.Long legs, would
enable the average, or used to be, citizen to say run in the Olympics and
so beat those African runners(they had to learn to run, and so passed
this gene on to their sons etc, they had to learn to run from
slavers).Now a third eye, well, all the better to see with.Could we argue
against a case for massive webbed feet, why just look at the
Australian,Thrope, those massive feet easily allowed him to win Olympic
medals with their massive flipper like natures, unquestionably the result
of beneficial radiation mutations...And who could argue the case against
a third breast,errr in females, indeed a highly desired and muchly looked
forwards to form of mutation, long looked forwards to.Indeed there is yet
more in support of radiation mutation, here as reported by NBCNews...............
"Somewhere in Germany is a baby Superman, born in Berlin with bulging arm
and leg muscles. Not yet 5, he can hold seven-pound weights with arms
extended, something many adults cannot do. He has muscles twice the size
of other kids his age and half their body fat.DNA testing showed why: The
boy has a genetic mutation that boosts muscle growth.
The discovery, reported in Thursday’s New England Journal of Medicine,
represents the first documented human case of such a mutation."
Indeed this is a great step forwards for mankind,indeed this German
SuperBoy would have driven Adolf Hitler wild!
12) Sterility.Well
now....is sterility caused by nuclear radiation all that bad.Not really.
Imagine, all the sex one could have and no worries about having
children,having to go through childbirth, having to pay for children?No
indeed, none of it. No necessity for abortion, no problems for the
unborn being bullied by such terms as "You should have been an
abortion." And none of that from their fathers either. Jolly good all
round I'd say, and do say, no worries there then,none at all, no expense
of children in any numbers,great nor small, reduced necessity for
welfare amongst those less endowed financially what with having
children.A Jolly good thing.
So, given all these arguments, are they really debateble? No most
definitely not, a most definite undebateable supporting the beneficial
massive releases of radiations from what were formerly known as
disasters, the Chernobyls,the Three Mile Islands, the Fukushimas. Indeed
we should look forwards to many more such events as will without a doubt
occur, and revel in the massive releases of radiation that they cause.
Without a doubt a great boon to mankind brought to us curtesy of our
governments,nuclear scientists, and nuclear industry workers.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
MP,(Dunny On The Wold),
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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