Why Vote For Nobody?

Secret Squirrel of the MRL,Advice on the British Election,Vote for Nobody.
Why vote for Nobody?
Because Nobody is the best candidate.
Nobody will keep election promises.
Nobody will listen to your concerns.
Nobody will help the poor and unemployed.
Nobody cares.
Elect Nobody and things will be better for Everybody.
Nobody tells the truth.
Nobody will lower your taxes.
Nobody will defend your rights.
Nobody has all the answers.
Nobody will stop the wars.
Nobody makes sense.
Nobody's the best politician.