Secret Squirrel Discovers Evidence Of A Secret Society:The Illuminati

Secret Squirrel has stumbled on the existence of a form of Illumnati in our modern times, a secret society, a society so
secret many of its secret symbols, secret signs, secret mathematical proofs have been found,unearthed,indeed,too it's very
secret existence,exposed,in secret.It is a journey through secret deep dark tunnels, dank and rank miasma of secrets.A
secret hidden world of secrets,secrets no one must know,secrets no one can learn, secrets that boggle the mind,and cripple
the soul.

Of course as with all secrets of this we must speak easy, we must keep this to ourselves,keep it secret, it must travel no
farther than you and I.Secrets. They're all around us. Secret conspiracies are everywhere. Conspiracy is an ancient
pastime, and so is the study of conspiracy. Secrecy in itself is harmless, but it always seems to attract attention. Where
can one learn the secrets revealed,secrets of the Illuminati? Yes secret society is a name that brings in mind a coven of
hooded and caped Enlightenment-era gentlemen,the Illuminati practising all kinds of fascinating,delectable,delightful,debauchery, much as imagining the Monks of Medmenham, or the Monks Of The Inquisition
once their days work had been done,teaching Nuns or whatever they preferred to call their friends.

But what event triggered Secret Squirrel to have discovered the secret society, the Illumnati, secretly surfaced,much as a submarine trapped on the surface of the sea at night? The Oscars, yes, the Oscars,not by ouija board, nor use of the Tarot cards,but predictably, and positively,by the act of the handing out of The Pizza,has revealed the secret society of the Illuminati, at work,surfaced, in Hollywood.

Firstly I shall delve in to this act, the act and the symbolism of The Pizza at The Oscars.For those of you who missed The Oscars,of March,2014..........I here present to you the solid evidence, that this act did indeed occur.
Pizza at the Oscars, proof positive, they CAN have food!!
see that here

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1723367/oscars-2014-ellen-degeneres-pizza-party.jhtml

and also here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2571861/Ellen-DeGeneres-gets-REAL-pizza-guy-hand-slices-Oscars-crowd-collects-tips-stars.html

Squirrel noticed this secret ceremony take place so did you, first, the cover, the pizza was introduced, Ellen mentioned
to the effect here the top one,the pizza here referred to, is vegetarian, and some partook of said vegan pizza, but in the images thereafter shown, and on the screen live, Squirrel noticed pepperoni pizza, indeed yes,and what of it...well absolutely nothing so far, BUT the other box, it showed to be,and proved to be..........all dressed, a pizza made, a pizza
made by the pizza man, the pizza man had made them one with everything, those few who received of that pizza, received, yes, and became also................yes,one with everything. it is said Diogenes wandered the earth looking for an honest man..........sad, so too does the Dalai LLama wander the earth, trying,failing, to be made one with everything.Even yet.."Make me one with everything" is the response given by a Buddhist to a hot dog vendor who asks him, "What can I make you?".

A Buddhist goes to a hot dog vendor and the vendor asks him "Hey buddy what can I make ya?""Make me one with everything" replies the Buddhist.
But, being purists, you see, they're vegetarians, and so this can never ever be.........so Tantalising, so near, yet so very very far, the unattainable.for them..............and so they mock their very existence, they mock their future, they mock themselves, in their inadequacy, their constant failure, their ever trying to achieve what can never ever be,for them.It is a play on words,a cruel joke, the joke of their lives, as the oft-quoted Buddhist desire  is to made to be,to achieve to be, to achieve the nirvana state "be at one" or "be at peace" with everything natural in the world.

Recall the Dalai Llama on his journey to Australia, recall how the Aussies revealed that he had not been made one with
everything, that the pizzaman had not made him one with everything, yea, could not. That was the pizza heard round the
world and it continues yet to reverberate. Still he is not made one with everything, even yet visiting Barrack Obama, did the President see to it that the pizza man made the Dalai LLama one with everything......nay he did not...............the LLama clearly excluded from all those who have been made one with everything by the pizza man. But there is much more yet,why all this attraction, attention, publicity with respect to being made one with everything.............Squirrel knows...........peruse this if you will, more actual evidence at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GogjFO8GNEo

Here you yourself can see the confused Dalai LLama, it just won't ever work for him you see, note the confusion,confusion
sent by elements higher than him,confusing him such that he cannot be made one with everything.......directly,there, the evidence.Undeniable,incontrovertable...Such it is, there you see, the Dalai LLama is excluded from this exclusive club of those who HAVE been made one with everything.Take note that MONKS (of course, not Buddhist monks) CAN be and are made one with everything,Bishops,Cardinals, and hey, no one would ever deny The Pope! Yes, indeed.


BUT it's not at all as simple as that,this very act, this very sign, is utilized by a society so secret it is merely talked about as existing, there are none who claim actual membership, but the signs are there, there for all to see, signs of..........the modern day, present, existing, Illuminati...yes, at the Oscar ceremony, there before all, were inducted,secretly,through the right of passage,new members of the Illuminati, by the act of being made one with everything.And what does this all have to do with,The Illuminati,it's existence,it's proof of it's existence?Well a secret society obviously, and exclusive,IS,an exclusionary secret society.Let's first examine secret societies.

A secret society is a club or organisation whose activities, events, and inner functioning are concealed from non-members. The society may or may not attempt to conceal its existence.  The exact qualifications for labelling a group as a secret society are disputed, but definitions generally rely on the degree to which the organisation insists on secrecy, and might involve the retention and transmission of secret knowledge, denial of membership or knowledge of the group, the creation of personal bonds between members of the organisation, and the use of secret rites or rituals which solidify members of the group.define a secret society as an organisation that: Is exclusive.
    Claims to own special secrets.
    During secret meetings wear ritual clothing
    Shows a strong inclination to favour its own.
    It has "carefully graded and progressed teachings"
    Teachings are "available only to selected individuals"
    Teachings lead to "hidden (and 'unique') truths"
    Truths bring "personal benefits beyond the reach and even the understanding of the uninitiated."
    The purpose of this club was to enliven the "dull traditional Sunday" with drinks and rude songs.
    Dress in togas and discussed Roman literature and antiquities
    Practise all kinds of debauchery,sodomy and buggery,with the usual mock rituals,wenching and banqueting  
A further characteristic common to most of them is the practice of rituals which non-members are not permitted to observe, or even to know the existence of.

The Illuminati (plural of Latin illuminatus, "enlightened") is a name given to several groups, both real and fictitious,down through the ages since the founding of the first group,seemingly disbanded,but yet reformed,but not reallybeing mostly consisting of those debauch loving embuggerers .

Historically the name refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded on May 1, 1776 to
oppose superstition, prejudice, religious influence over public life, abuses of state power, and to support women's education and gender equality.In subsequent use, "Illuminati" refers to various organisations claiming or purported to have unsubstantiated links to the original Bavarian Illuminati or similar secret societies, and often alleged to conspire to control world affairs by masterminding events and planting agents in government and corporations to establish a New World Order and gain further political power and influence. Central to some of the most widely known and elaborate conspiracy theories, the Illuminati have been depicted as lurking in the shadows and pulling the strings and levers of power in dozens of novels, movies, television shows, comics, video games and music videos.

Several recent and present-day fraternal organisations claim to be descended from the original Bavarian Illuminati and openly use the name "Illuminati". Some such groups use a variation on "The Illuminati Order" in the name of their organisation, while others such as the Ordo Templi Orientis use "Illuminati" as a level within their organisation's hierarchy. However, there is no evidence that these present-day groups have amassed significant political power or influence, and they promote unsubstantiated links to the Bavarian Illuminati as a means of attracting membership instead of trying to remain secret.In 1777, Karl Theodor became ruler of Bavaria. He was a proponent of Enlightened Despotism and his government banned all secret societies including the Illuminati. Internal rupture and panic over succession preceded its downfall.

Today, most Illuminati enthusiasts (read: internet "experts") agree it is a modern-day secret society with ancient roots that is made of up powerful and elite individuals who conspire to control the world — politics, government, religion, entertainment, the whole shebang. Their goal? A "New World Order."Signs of possible members appear here.........

http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/1027823/16-celebs-supposedly-in-the-illuminati

Further proof of existence is revealed here,

tap://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRjCCrwB3n8

and just look at what and whom uses secret signs.......

Tap://www.bofads.com/stories/evenmoresecrets.htm
Ponder these self evident signs...

And these..........
Tap://illuminaticonspiracyorreal.weebly.com/quiz-do-you-believe.html
Yet more symbols,proofs,secret signs, and........the mathematics behind it all as well.

Here see and ponder yet this.....

http://celebrity.yahoo.com/photos/hollywood-s-mysterious-illuminati-slideshow/

Here we see Lyndsay Lohann seemingly connected to the Illuminati in the making of what is termed to be the secret triangle sign as she entered and SUV, tho I must say to be that really seemed so very much more like a beckoning open vaggie. Of course we see others in the film as well,yet others using other secret signs of The Illuminati.
Zounds and zooks! The very air abounds with Illuminati secret signs and symbols,and people openly making these secret signs!!!

Some people might say that "famous people are weird and sad.Celebrities have influence, that's not an arguable fact.
However, there is a part of the world that believes certain famous faces yield more power than others. This power, they
believe, stems from the backing of an ancient  secret society that quietly rules the world: the Illuminati.Are some of the entertainment industry's biggest stars in cahoots to take over the world? According to the internet, yes! Check out the rumours swirling around these supposed celeb Illuminatis and decide for yourself. And yet many times we see written....."No depravity is too great for Hollywood Illuminati Elite" and other direct references to the secret Illuminati.
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The Illuminati conspiracy is fact, no longer a myth,a theory,but a concrete fact, and it is a super-secret society that has penetrated governments, finance, science, business, and the entertainment industry with one goal in mind,and it is the same thing they do every night,attempt to go for world domination....try and rule the world.
All this was learned from the handing out of the pizza at The Oscars......now you know too.Worried?Are you a vegan?

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP,(Dunny On The Wold),
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.