Secret Squirrel now turns his attention to the demolition of huge skyscrapers,indeed it will be much as the World Trade Center,WTC, collapses were,the exact same effects,on people in the surrounding vicinity, and the environment and buildings surrounding such a demolished skyscraper,it can be no less,perhaps yet more depending on higher heights of any such building,just....normally so.They nearby,will rue the day the end of life comes for a skyscraper, it can be no other way,they've made it so.
The catastrophic destruction of the WTC,by whatever means,the collapse of the structures,by whatever means,whether the collapses mimicked exactly controlled demolition of the buildings(with the American and other citizens,fire department firemen,police,rescue crews,ambulance crews etc et all,trapped inside, in the thousands, and subsequent fires spewed an enormous cloud of dust and toxins into the air over the city,just as if they had been demolished, on Sept. 11, 2001, created an immense dust cloud followed by fires that emitted smoke and soot into the air of New
York City well into December.
Outdoor pollutant levels in lower Manhattan returned to urban background levels after about 200 days as the fires were put out and the debris cleanup was completed. However, particulate matter (PM) from the original collapse and fires also penetrated into commercial and residential buildings. This has created public concern because WTC dust is thought to cause adverse pulmonary symptoms including "WTC cough" and reduced lung capacity.Pulverized building materials predominated in the initial time period after the collapse, while combustion-derived pollutants increased as rescue, recovery and cleanup progressed and continued.
The fires at Ground Zero(usually created when such a vast building collapses inwards,implodes,is demolished,created toxic combustion products, such as dioxins, volatile organic compounds, and various other known carcinogenic compounds. Contaminants such as asbestos, silica, PCBs, hydrochloric acid and heavy metals were also found in the dust and ash resulting from the fallen Towers.
Any subsequent demolition at the end of any skyscraper lifespan, would obviously very much produce the same toxic dust clouds blanketing a vast area surrounding the demolished building(s).New York agreed on a payout,paltry,for the dust and asbestos(mind other materials can equally effect as asbestos. Many modern buildings already built,as was the WTC made massive use of asbestos, and these will create those massive clouds as well,just as did WTC. So, to demolish and then give a platrey payout to citizens of the area within whatever nation and/or American city where a skyscraper is demolished?
The effects can hardly be any different. The larger,the taller, the building, the more immense the toxic cloud of gas and blanketing dust is created.This dust will,and did,also heavily seep indoors, in to buildings around the WTC, and would,to any building in the environ of said demolished skyscraper.One in four cleanup workers at Ground Zero reportedly
suffer from asthma and respiratory illness brought about by dust inhaled at the site,and so too would any workers working about cleanup at any similarly collapsed,demolished by whatever means, skyscraper.
Some airborne pollutants and dust were resuspended as a result of ongoing cleanup efforts,and so too the same will and does occur at any skyscraper controlled demolition following the end of any ,normal,useful life.There are also secondary pollution concerns include possible contamination of waterways in the immediate vicinity of such a controlled,or otherwise, demolition collapse of any skyscraper,just as was in and around lower Manhattan as well as the challenge of where to dispose of the catastrophe's 1.2 million tons of toxic waste such buildings seem
to be presently, and probably ever will be full of in future as well.
THESE ARE COMMON MAJOR HEALTH AFFECTING POLLUTANTS FROM SEPTEMBER 11, 2001, ATTACK AND THEIR HEALTH EFFECTS
SOURCE: Adapted from Environmental Health Perspectives, Vol. 109, No. 11, November 2001.
"Asbestos Carcinogenic. Causes tissue damage in the lungs when inhaled over long periods and can lead to
asbestosis, mesothelioma, and lung cancer. Used as an insulator and fire retardant, applied to steel beams.
Benzene Flammable and carcinogenic. Short-term effects include dizziness, headaches, and tremors. Long-term exposure can lead to leukemia. Occurs with the combustion of plastics.
Copper Can cause dizziness, headaches, vomiting, liver and kidney damage. Found in electrical wiring and cables.
Dioxins Chloracne is a short-term effect of exposure. Strong evidence for carcinogenic, teratogenic,
reproductive, and immuno-suppressive effects. Combustion of polyvinyl chloride found in electrical cables and other insulating materials.
Freon Damages the ozone layer. When burned, can produce phosgene, a potent cause of severe and life-threatening pulmonary edema.Found in refrigeration and air-conditioning equipment.
Lead Neurotoxin. Damages the central nervous system, especially in children. Can also cause kidney damage and reproductive damage in adults. Found in rustproofing paint used on steel beams.
Particulate matter Asthma trigger. Can also aggravate cardio-vascular disease. Pulverized concrete and other materials, smoke, dust and soot.
Polychlorinated biphenyls Carcinogen. May also cause reproductive and developmental abnormalities. These are found in electrical equipment.
Sulfur dioxide is a pulmonary toxicant. Can cause severe airway obstruction when inhaled at high concentrations. This is a product of combustion."
These would be found in and occur,with any major demolition of any skyscraper up to this date, and,unquestionably will continue in yet to be built buildings as building processes won't and haven't changed overnight.What is being stated here is that the impact of demolishing one of these skyscrapers will have the same effects on humanity and it's health,as did the WTC collapsings,and that is one massive effect. Obviously what I'm leading to,is that we should not in fact be building these types of super skyscraper buildings,as demolition processes and practices will
not be, and cannot be, any different from the WTC building collapses,and that they will all in their own right, create one giant adverse health affecting event in the exact same manner as did the WTC building collapses. Not that these skyscrapers are accidents waiting to happen, they are events that will happen when their time to be demolished comes, and they will have the exact same effects on humanity in the area, as did and does the WTC collapses to this very day.There will be,and cannot be, any escaping this fact.
The actual cost of cleanup of WTC,now appears to be $700 million.Obviously in terms of the cleanup costs of such skyscrapers after demolition,an enormous
figure.The health,environmental impact, and costs of actually cleanup of the site and the surrounding area,will be exactly the same..........only in normal demolition there won't be a cost of 2995 lives,but just the numbers in later years of those who will suffer the cancers and other diseases from the dust aftermath,again, similar in exactitude to the WTC collapses.
The Australian city of Melbourne is presently struggling with skyscrapers, the tallest building there is 91 stories,the WTC buildings were merely 110 stories........wouldn't it be better for Australia, and the rest of the world, to impose a 50 story limit on skyscrapers, at least the effects of demolition when their time comes will then be only half as bad.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Secret Squirrel Elected Member of Parliament?
I,Secret Squirrel,have carefully researched the method by which I shall be elected,voted in to be Member of Parliament,MP,for Dunny On The Wold and possibly also Prime Minister of Britain!Determined to get elected,I have pondered the problem, and I have taken the following steps.
1) I have declared the piece of land I live on,here,commonly referred to as my house in the hinterland colony of Canada,population one,as being separated from Canada,seceding, and succeeding, becoming an independent micronation as it were, a principality specifically, that of Dunny On The Wold.I have succeeded where Quebec has failed! I have simply declared myself independent......so there. I've also decided to name it Dunny On The Wold, and make it, and
myself,a Principality.On being a Principality,it legally justifies existence much as that of Monaco.
2) Having decided that it's been too much to run my own economy and currency,(face it the potato based currency isn't working, the 8 Pirate's Treasure potatoes I planted haven't multiplied yet), I have decided,on the behalf of the people and for the good of the people,well in time for the British election,I've decided to annex myself,err, Dunny On The Wold, to England.
Thus again, a British citizen and subject by absorption, I then abdicated the throne......now not being Royalty any longer, I can't refer to myself as His Royal Highness, but, I have retained the right to be referred to as Prince, by those who wish to, a right conferred on me,forced on me, by the people of Dunny On The Wold.
3) In exchange for the annexation, I have then declared myself it's only voter,and indeed can be it's only voter.It's true mother lives here in Dunny On The Wold, but at 86 hasn't the faintest comprehension of what I have done.In short, I have created my own rotten burough.......err Constituency with a population of one.Controlling the only house,I control the population and do not allow nor anticipate immigration in.Of course,the Polish being what they are I may find some camped in the backyard,but remember, they'll have no vote,not being citizens.
I await the election in great anticipation,I am running as the MRL candidate, and anticipate victory.
Now what makes all this possible? Well.............here's how it all works,explained, rather than simply outlined...............
The whole arrangement of getting myself safely elected keys on the principles of the fact that outer areas,or so called colonies,annexed or otherwise, must have representation in Parliament,from members elected within.Now in the principle of it all,continuing,we look at Old Sarum,one of England's cherished old boroughs,sometimes called a rotten borough,or decayed borough or a pocket borough,being referred to as rotten,or decayed due to say, wood rot in one of the three houses it had,here there's only one, but logic dictates since 3.6 persons to a house.The pocket borough refers to the actual size proportion compared with those aspiring politicians who either preferred larger population areas or else,most probably, couldn't figure out how to shrink it to a suitable size for election purposes.Well, that won't do, can't have half persons,really, so one house one voter is the proper ratio, for here,besides I said so and I was the Prince of the Principality of Dunny On The Wold, and though I have since abdicated,that changes noting as it would require an act of Parliament to change that, and they simply have not been bothered to quite obviously. In event of rumblings I shall appeal to party and the House of Lords, which may or may not be present at that time......and yes, you're right, I do sense a plot here directed specifically against Dunny On The Wold,in fact I would go on to say that I firmly believe the machination to destroy the House Of Lords, rather than simple reform, was, and is, specifically, directed and was created, to threaten Dunny On The Wold! Oh but there's Dis and Dishonesty in present government!
Well, let me tell you, as far as any legislation in Parliament goes, Dunny On The Wold, will outlast The House Of Lords! You also noticed that I wisely chose PM versus House Of Lords member,well actually there were a few obstacles there, primarily being that I realized there was the plot to remove the House Of Lords to prevent my appeal on their future attempt to perhaps remove Dunny On The Wold, but also, one has to be misfortunately selected to be A Lord(my
system of election is much easier to get in to government,(perhaps they'll consider electing Lords to make that much easier),also Dunny On The Wold has not a single cat, so the making of one's Lord Robes is extremely difficult as the number of cats required to make the fur robes is prohibitive when there are no cats as such available.
Further,I shall continue on to elaborate how this rotten borough, errrr...micronation
creation...errr........Principality creation.....err........my efforts to become elected to Parliament,well Old Sarum sent 2 members to parliament, with 11 voters,or actual population as not everybody was allowed to vote, Lord Nelson for example,had a boat, not a vote. Well, mine sends only one with one voting, this is not to say that total votes couldn't be landslide victory at say 16,472 to 0 by margin.So I sense victory is at hand!
I wonder what the Queen shall say when I tell here. And oh yes, I shall not forget to tell her, when invited to tea, that I would appreciate,most deeply, and be most highly honored, to have her appoint me as Prime Minister, as she can select,most certainly, anyone she chooses,elected or not,majority party leader or not,but I shall most certainly be elected in my riding.I shall most certainly have to send her a letter about this. Oh good heavens, Dunny On The Wold has no
stamps,nor post office! Oh dear,all this shall go unnoticed,perhaps it's all better for Dunny On The Wold!
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
(Future M.P.,(P.M.?) Dunny On The Wold)
1) I have declared the piece of land I live on,here,commonly referred to as my house in the hinterland colony of Canada,population one,as being separated from Canada,seceding, and succeeding, becoming an independent micronation as it were, a principality specifically, that of Dunny On The Wold.I have succeeded where Quebec has failed! I have simply declared myself independent......so there. I've also decided to name it Dunny On The Wold, and make it, and
myself,a Principality.On being a Principality,it legally justifies existence much as that of Monaco.
2) Having decided that it's been too much to run my own economy and currency,(face it the potato based currency isn't working, the 8 Pirate's Treasure potatoes I planted haven't multiplied yet), I have decided,on the behalf of the people and for the good of the people,well in time for the British election,I've decided to annex myself,err, Dunny On The Wold, to England.
Thus again, a British citizen and subject by absorption, I then abdicated the throne......now not being Royalty any longer, I can't refer to myself as His Royal Highness, but, I have retained the right to be referred to as Prince, by those who wish to, a right conferred on me,forced on me, by the people of Dunny On The Wold.
3) In exchange for the annexation, I have then declared myself it's only voter,and indeed can be it's only voter.It's true mother lives here in Dunny On The Wold, but at 86 hasn't the faintest comprehension of what I have done.In short, I have created my own rotten burough.......err Constituency with a population of one.Controlling the only house,I control the population and do not allow nor anticipate immigration in.Of course,the Polish being what they are I may find some camped in the backyard,but remember, they'll have no vote,not being citizens.
I await the election in great anticipation,I am running as the MRL candidate, and anticipate victory.
Now what makes all this possible? Well.............here's how it all works,explained, rather than simply outlined...............
The whole arrangement of getting myself safely elected keys on the principles of the fact that outer areas,or so called colonies,annexed or otherwise, must have representation in Parliament,from members elected within.Now in the principle of it all,continuing,we look at Old Sarum,one of England's cherished old boroughs,sometimes called a rotten borough,or decayed borough or a pocket borough,being referred to as rotten,or decayed due to say, wood rot in one of the three houses it had,here there's only one, but logic dictates since 3.6 persons to a house.The pocket borough refers to the actual size proportion compared with those aspiring politicians who either preferred larger population areas or else,most probably, couldn't figure out how to shrink it to a suitable size for election purposes.Well, that won't do, can't have half persons,really, so one house one voter is the proper ratio, for here,besides I said so and I was the Prince of the Principality of Dunny On The Wold, and though I have since abdicated,that changes noting as it would require an act of Parliament to change that, and they simply have not been bothered to quite obviously. In event of rumblings I shall appeal to party and the House of Lords, which may or may not be present at that time......and yes, you're right, I do sense a plot here directed specifically against Dunny On The Wold,in fact I would go on to say that I firmly believe the machination to destroy the House Of Lords, rather than simple reform, was, and is, specifically, directed and was created, to threaten Dunny On The Wold! Oh but there's Dis and Dishonesty in present government!
Well, let me tell you, as far as any legislation in Parliament goes, Dunny On The Wold, will outlast The House Of Lords! You also noticed that I wisely chose PM versus House Of Lords member,well actually there were a few obstacles there, primarily being that I realized there was the plot to remove the House Of Lords to prevent my appeal on their future attempt to perhaps remove Dunny On The Wold, but also, one has to be misfortunately selected to be A Lord(my
system of election is much easier to get in to government,(perhaps they'll consider electing Lords to make that much easier),also Dunny On The Wold has not a single cat, so the making of one's Lord Robes is extremely difficult as the number of cats required to make the fur robes is prohibitive when there are no cats as such available.
Further,I shall continue on to elaborate how this rotten borough, errrr...micronation
creation...errr........Principality creation.....err........my efforts to become elected to Parliament,well Old Sarum sent 2 members to parliament, with 11 voters,or actual population as not everybody was allowed to vote, Lord Nelson for example,had a boat, not a vote. Well, mine sends only one with one voting, this is not to say that total votes couldn't be landslide victory at say 16,472 to 0 by margin.So I sense victory is at hand!
I wonder what the Queen shall say when I tell here. And oh yes, I shall not forget to tell her, when invited to tea, that I would appreciate,most deeply, and be most highly honored, to have her appoint me as Prime Minister, as she can select,most certainly, anyone she chooses,elected or not,majority party leader or not,but I shall most certainly be elected in my riding.I shall most certainly have to send her a letter about this. Oh good heavens, Dunny On The Wold has no
stamps,nor post office! Oh dear,all this shall go unnoticed,perhaps it's all better for Dunny On The Wold!
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
(Future M.P.,(P.M.?) Dunny On The Wold)
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
MRL,Secret Squirrel Studies Boobquakes
MRL,Secret Squirrel, Researches Boobquakes.
I,Secret Squirrel have turned my attention to an interesting remark,event, and reaction to female cleavage, breasts as it were, showing'em, all of'em,or parts of'em their earthquake causing effects,their causing boobquakes in the world.Now why should I do this you might well ask? A ranking Islamic cleric has made interesting remarks concerning female cleavage
"Many women who do not dress modestly... lead young men astray, corrupting their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted last week as saying by Iranian media.
Well, these remarks were noted round and about the world, and echoed round and about the world,and a there was a response to these remarks.So,breasts were big on Facebook on Monday,April 26th,2010,a fateful day,a day of great significance, as a female blogger called on women to prove wrong an Iranian cleric who preached that cleavage causes earthquakes.Over 100,000 people joined the group and showed off their stuff that fateful day.Well..... she was proved....... wrong.
As the cyber-organized event dubbed "Boobquake" got underway, a temblor measuring 6.5 on the Richter scale hit Taiwan which means quite clearly there was and is great merit to the cleric's contention.
Now she herself rejected the notion that accentuating her breasts,and those females who joined her, caused an earthquake in Taiwan, saying she would only consider taking credit for temblors in her time zone.She does acknowledge local effects. She pointed out that there are known natural causes for earthquakes. Of course there are, natural cleavage,the effects of natural breasts on the world! We have proof of their influence,directly and scientifically there was the Monday Event, and the resultant directly provable effect on Taiwan.
We note also the suspicion that government knows of the effect, but being quite on events due to the uncontrollable randomness of things, beyond the encouragement,generally, on females to keep covered up.We notice the effect of breasts on John Ashcroft, the simple effect of statues showing breasts had on the lad.Clearly he's in the know and so endeavored to start a campaign to cover up the breasts on public statues.Alas, he failed, it seemed there were just too many,and buying them all brasierres was beyond his abilities. However, I believed we can discount the effects of simple statues,his reaction being really just a chicken littleism in the world of art.Fortunate it was that in his response he didn't go out and paint brasierres on topless painting artworks as well.But we notice the significance of Ashcroft's actions.Did you know, that in the private sector,Ashcroft's firm had 30 clients, many of which made products or technology aimed at homeland security,clearly indicating further knowledgeability of the effects of cleavage and breasts as weapons,weapons of mass destruction, random mass destruction,senseless mass destruction.Quite clearly he focused on them,publicly displayed fear of them.We notice that America marched in to Afghanistan and Iraq, quite clearly stating they were looking for weapons of mass destruction.They didn't find any, they were covered up by burkas.
But imagine now if the women could be directed,perhaps focused, this would have great potential as a military weapon you know!Clearly imagine if we could direct all of'em in a particular selected direction! Indeed imagine the effect of this. However there are problems you know. Africa for example,is notorious in many ways,particularly with regards to cleavage, as a matter of fact,much total cleavage as it were, and there are millions of'em out and about and pointed,wiggling and jiggling, in many and all directions round and about,imagine the effects of the random convergence...earthquake!Clearly the effects of this is the resultant randomness of earthquakes.Sadly we must see to it that women are properly covered in public you know. But we're loosing it you know, a lost cause really, nude and topless beaches abound, cleavage is proudly displayed as women knowingly display their power.So we all sit in wonder, and wait, as the next collective female cleavage focus occurs,we wait for the next earthquake to occur. Most definitely there is knowledgeability, but further research must take place. We must learn more about breasts so that convergence could more properly be directed.The world's greatest weapon, may be, at hand?
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
I,Secret Squirrel have turned my attention to an interesting remark,event, and reaction to female cleavage, breasts as it were, showing'em, all of'em,or parts of'em their earthquake causing effects,their causing boobquakes in the world.Now why should I do this you might well ask? A ranking Islamic cleric has made interesting remarks concerning female cleavage
"Many women who do not dress modestly... lead young men astray, corrupting their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted last week as saying by Iranian media.
Well, these remarks were noted round and about the world, and echoed round and about the world,and a there was a response to these remarks.So,breasts were big on Facebook on Monday,April 26th,2010,a fateful day,a day of great significance, as a female blogger called on women to prove wrong an Iranian cleric who preached that cleavage causes earthquakes.Over 100,000 people joined the group and showed off their stuff that fateful day.Well..... she was proved....... wrong.
As the cyber-organized event dubbed "Boobquake" got underway, a temblor measuring 6.5 on the Richter scale hit Taiwan which means quite clearly there was and is great merit to the cleric's contention.
Now she herself rejected the notion that accentuating her breasts,and those females who joined her, caused an earthquake in Taiwan, saying she would only consider taking credit for temblors in her time zone.She does acknowledge local effects. She pointed out that there are known natural causes for earthquakes. Of course there are, natural cleavage,the effects of natural breasts on the world! We have proof of their influence,directly and scientifically there was the Monday Event, and the resultant directly provable effect on Taiwan.
We note also the suspicion that government knows of the effect, but being quite on events due to the uncontrollable randomness of things, beyond the encouragement,generally, on females to keep covered up.We notice the effect of breasts on John Ashcroft, the simple effect of statues showing breasts had on the lad.Clearly he's in the know and so endeavored to start a campaign to cover up the breasts on public statues.Alas, he failed, it seemed there were just too many,and buying them all brasierres was beyond his abilities. However, I believed we can discount the effects of simple statues,his reaction being really just a chicken littleism in the world of art.Fortunate it was that in his response he didn't go out and paint brasierres on topless painting artworks as well.But we notice the significance of Ashcroft's actions.Did you know, that in the private sector,Ashcroft's firm had 30 clients, many of which made products or technology aimed at homeland security,clearly indicating further knowledgeability of the effects of cleavage and breasts as weapons,weapons of mass destruction, random mass destruction,senseless mass destruction.Quite clearly he focused on them,publicly displayed fear of them.We notice that America marched in to Afghanistan and Iraq, quite clearly stating they were looking for weapons of mass destruction.They didn't find any, they were covered up by burkas.
But imagine now if the women could be directed,perhaps focused, this would have great potential as a military weapon you know!Clearly imagine if we could direct all of'em in a particular selected direction! Indeed imagine the effect of this. However there are problems you know. Africa for example,is notorious in many ways,particularly with regards to cleavage, as a matter of fact,much total cleavage as it were, and there are millions of'em out and about and pointed,wiggling and jiggling, in many and all directions round and about,imagine the effects of the random convergence...earthquake!Clearly the effects of this is the resultant randomness of earthquakes.Sadly we must see to it that women are properly covered in public you know. But we're loosing it you know, a lost cause really, nude and topless beaches abound, cleavage is proudly displayed as women knowingly display their power.So we all sit in wonder, and wait, as the next collective female cleavage focus occurs,we wait for the next earthquake to occur. Most definitely there is knowledgeability, but further research must take place. We must learn more about breasts so that convergence could more properly be directed.The world's greatest weapon, may be, at hand?
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Secret Squirrel Proof That House Hippos Exist.
I,Secret Squirrel, have found most definite proof that the house hippo actually exists.Actual visual proof!Why just
look at this,see for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLG2JP0P5JE
Notice how the Canadians have hidden the house hippo existence, trying to stamp it in to non-existence,we see serious elements at work here surpressing the truth,the actuality,the very existence of these house hippos.
But we know better don't we, we have proof don't we, we have logic don't we.
I always suspected, I somehow knew, yes,the existence of something, something mysterious, the crisps(chips for you
North Americans) would be out and in the morning there were less.I mentioned this to my girl, who's seriously dieting,and she's also convinced it's the house hippo, 'less it's the house spooks....but I'm not gonna consult the ouija board on such a paltry matter. Indeed I'm sure you've house hippos at the pub, they're sneaky, the pub snacks keep going down but nobody notices'em due to advancing inebriation....the Irish don't even know they exist, but then, that's not surprising, they keep seeing the Little People nobody else sees,(I'm willing to believe'em after a few whiskeys)they're hardly likely to spot a house hippo in that constantly advanced state.....I know I can't either. Yes, we all know the house hippo,don't we.......here from the proof video...
"It's night time in a kitchen just like yours; all is quiet, or is it?"
"The North American house hippo is found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States. House hippos are very
timid creatures and they are rarely seen, but they will defend their territory if provoked. They come out at night to search for food, water, and materials for their nests."
"The favourite foods of the house hippo are chips, raisins and the crumbs from peanut butter on toast."
"They build their nests in bedroom closets using lost mittens, dryer lint and bits of string. The nests have to be very soft and warm; house hippos sleep about 16 hours a day."
Sadly they go on to try to deny the existance of the house hippo.They? It's always they,they're to blame,it's their fault, and it is too....they're,they're...liars and deniers.
In either case.......be good to your house hippo, always leave a little something for them..............here's the
film,why just look at what the spy camera caught...notice the Canadian's are trying to pass them off as non
existent, but we know better don't we. Why just look, they don't believe in UFO's much less the one that was over my house the past week,they said it didn't exist........they said Churchill(Britain's greatest Prime Minister) feared UFO invasion.............be right out of a job he would be if they arrived, the lot'em of'em,and most recently elements in the British press, purporting to be governmental, even yet demanded that UFO's cease doing crop circles you know,why they could all clod off and sod off then, and be replaced........and just look at what Stephen Hawking said.......why here, at the
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1268712/Stephen-Hawking-Aliens-living-massive-ships-invade-Earth.html
He said Earth might be at risk from what he imagines to be 'massive ships' which could try to colonise our planet and plunder our resources.....we'll certainly have to quash that kind of talk.,why zounds and zooks, sounds like they're either Americans, or the remnants of the British Empiremen,I'll certainly insist they join our British Empire Club when they arrive,firm solid members they'd make!
Of course the Canadians can be dismissed outright in most everything they say,their greatest Prime Minister,William Lyon(he did too, often),MacKenzie King ruled via Ouija board you know, they insist Hawking's just a ridiculous cripply ,shriveled ,shrunken dribbly little lad that drools a lot, and shows definite signs of being severely brain damaged,but we know better don't we.Yes, indeed, I'm off to feed my house hippo, and so too, should you.
And maybe I'll leave a beer out for the UFO people, that always seems to disappear too.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
look at this,see for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLG2JP0P5JE
Notice how the Canadians have hidden the house hippo existence, trying to stamp it in to non-existence,we see serious elements at work here surpressing the truth,the actuality,the very existence of these house hippos.
But we know better don't we, we have proof don't we, we have logic don't we.
I always suspected, I somehow knew, yes,the existence of something, something mysterious, the crisps(chips for you
North Americans) would be out and in the morning there were less.I mentioned this to my girl, who's seriously dieting,and she's also convinced it's the house hippo, 'less it's the house spooks....but I'm not gonna consult the ouija board on such a paltry matter. Indeed I'm sure you've house hippos at the pub, they're sneaky, the pub snacks keep going down but nobody notices'em due to advancing inebriation....the Irish don't even know they exist, but then, that's not surprising, they keep seeing the Little People nobody else sees,(I'm willing to believe'em after a few whiskeys)they're hardly likely to spot a house hippo in that constantly advanced state.....I know I can't either. Yes, we all know the house hippo,don't we.......here from the proof video...
"It's night time in a kitchen just like yours; all is quiet, or is it?"
"The North American house hippo is found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States. House hippos are very
timid creatures and they are rarely seen, but they will defend their territory if provoked. They come out at night to search for food, water, and materials for their nests."
"The favourite foods of the house hippo are chips, raisins and the crumbs from peanut butter on toast."
"They build their nests in bedroom closets using lost mittens, dryer lint and bits of string. The nests have to be very soft and warm; house hippos sleep about 16 hours a day."
Sadly they go on to try to deny the existance of the house hippo.They? It's always they,they're to blame,it's their fault, and it is too....they're,they're...liars and deniers.
In either case.......be good to your house hippo, always leave a little something for them..............here's the
film,why just look at what the spy camera caught...notice the Canadian's are trying to pass them off as non
existent, but we know better don't we. Why just look, they don't believe in UFO's much less the one that was over my house the past week,they said it didn't exist........they said Churchill(Britain's greatest Prime Minister) feared UFO invasion.............be right out of a job he would be if they arrived, the lot'em of'em,and most recently elements in the British press, purporting to be governmental, even yet demanded that UFO's cease doing crop circles you know,why they could all clod off and sod off then, and be replaced........and just look at what Stephen Hawking said.......why here, at the
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1268712/Stephen-Hawking-Aliens-living-massive-ships-invade-Earth.html
He said Earth might be at risk from what he imagines to be 'massive ships' which could try to colonise our planet and plunder our resources.....we'll certainly have to quash that kind of talk.,why zounds and zooks, sounds like they're either Americans, or the remnants of the British Empiremen,I'll certainly insist they join our British Empire Club when they arrive,firm solid members they'd make!
Of course the Canadians can be dismissed outright in most everything they say,their greatest Prime Minister,William Lyon(he did too, often),MacKenzie King ruled via Ouija board you know, they insist Hawking's just a ridiculous cripply ,shriveled ,shrunken dribbly little lad that drools a lot, and shows definite signs of being severely brain damaged,but we know better don't we.Yes, indeed, I'm off to feed my house hippo, and so too, should you.
And maybe I'll leave a beer out for the UFO people, that always seems to disappear too.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
MRL Secret Squirrel On Using Volcanoes!!
Secret Squirrel On Turning Volcanoes To Good Use.
Secret Squirrel has noticed that Iceland's volcano eruption has thrown up huge clouds of cancer causing dust, disrupted air flights all over Europe,and has shattered the Euro tourist industry for months to come. However, on
pondering the problems of volcanoes, a use has actually been found for them.Incineration of garbage was stopped years back, for several reasons, some cited a necessary reduction of burning fumes,there was also the high cost of
fuels etc used to generate the enormous heat required to properly incinerate garbage of all kinds, but major cause was the usual strange explosions the incinerators suffered from.Nowadays landfills are not only filling up, but the garbage is seeping down to the water table where it affects natural water supplies very much adversely. So,garbage is now ever increasingly being trucked to sea sides and there loaded on barges, and,sadly, and this will come home to roost in the future, dumped out at sea. Well, volcanoes produce vast amounts of gas anyway, and simply can't be
stopped from doing it, and they also don't require vast amounts of expensive fuel to burn as they are at enormously higher temperatures anyway, why not simply collect all the garbage to a suitable volcano site, and then simply truck dump the garbage in to the volcano. Solves all problems at the same time.Doing so will save the environment considerable harm and make a volcano a very useful thing to have.
Furthermore yet more use can be made of volcanoes, making, for example hot rolled asphalt and asphalt concrete,and indeed it has been proven as well, that volcanic ash makes further a sound foundation for roads and other pavements,and so it becomes useful in the making and maintenance of roads, and construction projects.
Pozzolanic cement,a mix of volcanic ash and limes, was discovered and used by the Romans, and used to line cisterns,aqueducts etc and are still intact today! It was even yet used in the making of the Suez canal.However in modern times it was left by the wayside when Portland cement came in to being(Portland cement being fired and ground up clay,an earth really,but never the less due to it's manufacturing process,needlessly expensive). Indeed we can return to the additional use and availability of far less expensive,pozzolanic cements(make it available and they'll
use it). Mind,remember, it has a yet better life span,obviously being intact from even yet Roman times, than does the modern Portland Cement,which though being expensive, crumbles quickly.
As there is evidence for ancient cement, there is also evidence for even more ancient concrete. According to Davidovits (1987), Farkas (1985) and Starr (1983), the stone blocks of the pyramids and the Sphinx at Giza, as well as other monuments built during Egypt's Old Kingdom, around the 27th century BC, are, in fact, of concrete,concrete from ash. Concrete was discovered by Romans who mixed volcanic ash with lime cement creating a concrete of superior strength. It was this that allowed the Romans to build fantastic edifices, water works, aqueducts, roads, harbors,
underwater structures, and lighthouses.The still standing massive Coliseum was built with this concrete. It is still used in concrete constructions today,but obviously it's use should be expanded.
Other uses for the ash have been abrasives,the rock is beloved in our barbies,much better than the crumbling ceramic barbie stones, and,indeed,yes, volcanic ash makes an excellent,natural,fertilizer!!!Volcanic rocks are rich in
nutrients needed by plants. They are so rich, in fact, that they are considered as "hard" fertilizer. These rich soils encourage farming, agriculture, and population growth,it merely has to be mined and crushed to powder for that use as well.
Geothermal energy sources are readily available near volcanoes, created in fact by them, but terribly under utilized in the day. Also, volcanoes,and volcanic areas, and areas of ancient volcanic activity, have a tendency to be signs of rich oil deposits,however, in modern times,these areas tend to be avoided.
In short,having a volcano can be an all round good thing,properly utilized of course. Perhaps we can get the Icelanders to sell their volcanoes,of course, incorporating, a suitable ownership with no fault clause?
Secret Squirrel has noticed that Iceland's volcano eruption has thrown up huge clouds of cancer causing dust, disrupted air flights all over Europe,and has shattered the Euro tourist industry for months to come. However, on
pondering the problems of volcanoes, a use has actually been found for them.Incineration of garbage was stopped years back, for several reasons, some cited a necessary reduction of burning fumes,there was also the high cost of
fuels etc used to generate the enormous heat required to properly incinerate garbage of all kinds, but major cause was the usual strange explosions the incinerators suffered from.Nowadays landfills are not only filling up, but the garbage is seeping down to the water table where it affects natural water supplies very much adversely. So,garbage is now ever increasingly being trucked to sea sides and there loaded on barges, and,sadly, and this will come home to roost in the future, dumped out at sea. Well, volcanoes produce vast amounts of gas anyway, and simply can't be
stopped from doing it, and they also don't require vast amounts of expensive fuel to burn as they are at enormously higher temperatures anyway, why not simply collect all the garbage to a suitable volcano site, and then simply truck dump the garbage in to the volcano. Solves all problems at the same time.Doing so will save the environment considerable harm and make a volcano a very useful thing to have.
Furthermore yet more use can be made of volcanoes, making, for example hot rolled asphalt and asphalt concrete,and indeed it has been proven as well, that volcanic ash makes further a sound foundation for roads and other pavements,and so it becomes useful in the making and maintenance of roads, and construction projects.
Pozzolanic cement,a mix of volcanic ash and limes, was discovered and used by the Romans, and used to line cisterns,aqueducts etc and are still intact today! It was even yet used in the making of the Suez canal.However in modern times it was left by the wayside when Portland cement came in to being(Portland cement being fired and ground up clay,an earth really,but never the less due to it's manufacturing process,needlessly expensive). Indeed we can return to the additional use and availability of far less expensive,pozzolanic cements(make it available and they'll
use it). Mind,remember, it has a yet better life span,obviously being intact from even yet Roman times, than does the modern Portland Cement,which though being expensive, crumbles quickly.
As there is evidence for ancient cement, there is also evidence for even more ancient concrete. According to Davidovits (1987), Farkas (1985) and Starr (1983), the stone blocks of the pyramids and the Sphinx at Giza, as well as other monuments built during Egypt's Old Kingdom, around the 27th century BC, are, in fact, of concrete,concrete from ash. Concrete was discovered by Romans who mixed volcanic ash with lime cement creating a concrete of superior strength. It was this that allowed the Romans to build fantastic edifices, water works, aqueducts, roads, harbors,
underwater structures, and lighthouses.The still standing massive Coliseum was built with this concrete. It is still used in concrete constructions today,but obviously it's use should be expanded.
Other uses for the ash have been abrasives,the rock is beloved in our barbies,much better than the crumbling ceramic barbie stones, and,indeed,yes, volcanic ash makes an excellent,natural,fertilizer!!!Volcanic rocks are rich in
nutrients needed by plants. They are so rich, in fact, that they are considered as "hard" fertilizer. These rich soils encourage farming, agriculture, and population growth,it merely has to be mined and crushed to powder for that use as well.
Geothermal energy sources are readily available near volcanoes, created in fact by them, but terribly under utilized in the day. Also, volcanoes,and volcanic areas, and areas of ancient volcanic activity, have a tendency to be signs of rich oil deposits,however, in modern times,these areas tend to be avoided.
In short,having a volcano can be an all round good thing,properly utilized of course. Perhaps we can get the Icelanders to sell their volcanoes,of course, incorporating, a suitable ownership with no fault clause?
Friday, April 23, 2010
Secret Squirrel,Increasing The Value Of The Pound
The MRL Currency Crisis Solution
Secret Squirrel knows Britain faces a currency crisis what with the virtual collapse of the pound to near 1 US dollar.
Now.....you know what they say penny wise.......Pound foolish.........how much is a Pound worth after the government foolishly ignored it in favor of watching pennies?
Presently against the US dollar it is worth $1.41. In 1970(I know it's so retro,but we're not going in to the 60's, times were just too good),it was $2.21, about a 45% crash. The signs were there, the writing was on the wall......the headlines read....."Pound COLLAPSES! TAKE WOODEN NICKLES!"
Well at the local coin shop, wooden nickels can be had for 50cents......consider 20 wooden nickles to the wooden dollar...a wooden dollar is now worth $10US,a considerably higher US dollar rate than the pound! But you'll see why we won't consider the British Pound against the Wooden Dollar,though in light of the modern crisis going to the wooden nickle dollar we would be much better off,there is still yet a better solution.
But I have discovered a much better solution............originally the currency was the egg..................it then proceeded to the evolution of the Groat, which while it did not have much value in its day, as the Pound has depreciated, the Groat has increased to the astonishing figure of $140.00.
Now figure that against the US Dollar the 2009 Pound is worth $1.41, but the same US dollar against the Groat,NOWADAYS (just check any coin shop)the 1885 Groat is a spectacular $140.00. So all that remains to be done, is to change our currency from the Pound Sterling to the Groat Sterling,the 1885 ones.
Ah! Indeed! There's no Groat like an Olde Groat!
Secret Squirrel,
M.R.L.,
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
.....
MRL On Increasing The Value Of The Pound
I,Secret Squirrel,have determined a way to increase the value of the pound.
Have you got a 20p worth £50 in your pocket? Thousands of undated coins produced in Royal Mint blunder
20p
The Daily Mail informs us that a rare error at the Royal Mint means that tens of thousands of the coins produced earlier this year don't have 2009 stamped on them. Coin experts say the lack of a date makes them worth £50 each, and potentially much more in future.However things are very interesting as it has been stated,according to The Sun, that the Government Mint, has stated it will buy back these coins from the public at a rate of 50Pounds..............curious, from 20p value to 50pounds retrograde, why that's a loss of Pounds 49.80 on each............the best the Labour Government can do is loose the public's money.
Interesting but worth mentioning what with the fall of the pound in value................It seems that to save Britain's currency, it only has to be printed or stamped without a date on it. One wonders if the Labour government will realize this or remain in it's usual state of stupified inactivity. Why the mind boggles, let's see, 20p, means each pound of course has 100p, at 100p, this would make a pound value in direct mathematical relationship...........250Pounds...........that would certainly improve the lot of the British citizenry.
But alas and alack, what does the Government do, try to buy back the valuable currency at a high rate........what a sad and sorry lot Labour are.
Secret Squirrel.
M.R.L.,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
.................................
The MRL,A Brilliant Discovery For Economic recovery.
Secret Squirrel has pondered the problem of coming out of the recession.
Well now, what with the stress of modern times, the recession, the reducing value of the currency(s) in use,against the US Dollar base.......... has caused much consternation, just look at the headlines found below.............
"Dollar falls to one-year euro low.
The dollar fell ahead of meetings of the G20 and Federal Reserve
The US dollar has fallen to a one-year low against the euro ahead of the G20 meeting of world leaders.
The dollar dropped to $1.4840 against the euro and it also fell against a basket of other currencies".
Interesting isn't it, this means the present recession is yet a good thing, the dollar dropped against the Euro in value,dropped mind, in comparison to ..........we also see................
"In Britain, a worsening reading of unemployment helped send the pound lower........"
And yet more...............
"The Australian dollar rose.
The Aussie is now at its strongest versus the U.S. dollar since August .... Can The World Change?"
And yet more speculation on currency problem and what with....the currency the world uses as a base, the US Dollar................
"UN Wants New Currency To Replace Dollar........."
But what do we also find..........
"BBC NEWS , UK , Scotland , ..............Scottish £1 goes for record price
23 Sep 2009 ... A Scottish banknote from 1836 has sold for a world record price at auction. The £1 note sold for £9000 ($US14,800) at the charity auction ..."
Aha, we find people charitable to the Scottish pound! Imagine, 9000 British pounds to buy an old Scottish Pound..........well wasn't it the American P.T.Barnum who said "There's a sucker born every minute!"............obviously he was right, but if the people must be suckers we must most definatally take advantage of that situation....indeed, imagine 9000pounds for an old Scottish pound! Imagine how they value then new Scottish pound..............it stands to reason. And the new Scottish pound is printed up, quite simply, Willy Nilly, or is it Scotty Dotty............So to solve problems with the recession, the economy,the falling value of British pound currency, we simply go to to use of the Scottish pound. And what of the US Dollar, as if you really care. Well, all things considered, we always need a currency for comparison,of course. Now I know you're thinking, we must change the world comparative currency, from the US dollar. Well, no, in light of this brilliant economic discovery, we find we must keep the US dollar as the world base, indeed, we now have the US dollar as the jackas* currency to compare the new Scottish pound to, the currency which we can all now laugh at!!!!!! Now I fully realize that it might well be an embarrasement to run about and use the Scottish pounds, but we must rise above pettiness, rise above humiliation,we must all take our mulligan..........for a time, at any rate,say five or so years,after getting used to the much higher value currency, we merely replace the term Scottish on the note, to British!!Britain's economy,the economic problems, the recession problem...........all now solved!!! All that needs be, is we must bring in the winds of change!!!!!!!!!! As for me, well, I'm grabbing a bunch of new Scottish pounds and am off to Christie's to see what I can get for'em in British pounds.
Secret Squirrel,
M.R.L.,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
........................
Secret Squirrel knows Britain faces a currency crisis what with the virtual collapse of the pound to near 1 US dollar.
Now.....you know what they say penny wise.......Pound foolish.........how much is a Pound worth after the government foolishly ignored it in favor of watching pennies?
Presently against the US dollar it is worth $1.41. In 1970(I know it's so retro,but we're not going in to the 60's, times were just too good),it was $2.21, about a 45% crash. The signs were there, the writing was on the wall......the headlines read....."Pound COLLAPSES! TAKE WOODEN NICKLES!"
Well at the local coin shop, wooden nickels can be had for 50cents......consider 20 wooden nickles to the wooden dollar...a wooden dollar is now worth $10US,a considerably higher US dollar rate than the pound! But you'll see why we won't consider the British Pound against the Wooden Dollar,though in light of the modern crisis going to the wooden nickle dollar we would be much better off,there is still yet a better solution.
But I have discovered a much better solution............originally the currency was the egg..................it then proceeded to the evolution of the Groat, which while it did not have much value in its day, as the Pound has depreciated, the Groat has increased to the astonishing figure of $140.00.
Now figure that against the US Dollar the 2009 Pound is worth $1.41, but the same US dollar against the Groat,NOWADAYS (just check any coin shop)the 1885 Groat is a spectacular $140.00. So all that remains to be done, is to change our currency from the Pound Sterling to the Groat Sterling,the 1885 ones.
Ah! Indeed! There's no Groat like an Olde Groat!
Secret Squirrel,
M.R.L.,
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
.....
MRL On Increasing The Value Of The Pound
I,Secret Squirrel,have determined a way to increase the value of the pound.
Have you got a 20p worth £50 in your pocket? Thousands of undated coins produced in Royal Mint blunder
20p
The Daily Mail informs us that a rare error at the Royal Mint means that tens of thousands of the coins produced earlier this year don't have 2009 stamped on them. Coin experts say the lack of a date makes them worth £50 each, and potentially much more in future.However things are very interesting as it has been stated,according to The Sun, that the Government Mint, has stated it will buy back these coins from the public at a rate of 50Pounds..............curious, from 20p value to 50pounds retrograde, why that's a loss of Pounds 49.80 on each............the best the Labour Government can do is loose the public's money.
Interesting but worth mentioning what with the fall of the pound in value................It seems that to save Britain's currency, it only has to be printed or stamped without a date on it. One wonders if the Labour government will realize this or remain in it's usual state of stupified inactivity. Why the mind boggles, let's see, 20p, means each pound of course has 100p, at 100p, this would make a pound value in direct mathematical relationship...........250Pounds...........that would certainly improve the lot of the British citizenry.
But alas and alack, what does the Government do, try to buy back the valuable currency at a high rate........what a sad and sorry lot Labour are.
Secret Squirrel.
M.R.L.,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
.................................
The MRL,A Brilliant Discovery For Economic recovery.
Secret Squirrel has pondered the problem of coming out of the recession.
Well now, what with the stress of modern times, the recession, the reducing value of the currency(s) in use,against the US Dollar base.......... has caused much consternation, just look at the headlines found below.............
"Dollar falls to one-year euro low.
The dollar fell ahead of meetings of the G20 and Federal Reserve
The US dollar has fallen to a one-year low against the euro ahead of the G20 meeting of world leaders.
The dollar dropped to $1.4840 against the euro and it also fell against a basket of other currencies".
Interesting isn't it, this means the present recession is yet a good thing, the dollar dropped against the Euro in value,dropped mind, in comparison to ..........we also see................
"In Britain, a worsening reading of unemployment helped send the pound lower........"
And yet more...............
"The Australian dollar rose.
The Aussie is now at its strongest versus the U.S. dollar since August .... Can The World Change?"
And yet more speculation on currency problem and what with....the currency the world uses as a base, the US Dollar................
"UN Wants New Currency To Replace Dollar........."
But what do we also find..........
"BBC NEWS , UK , Scotland , ..............Scottish £1 goes for record price
23 Sep 2009 ... A Scottish banknote from 1836 has sold for a world record price at auction. The £1 note sold for £9000 ($US14,800) at the charity auction ..."
Aha, we find people charitable to the Scottish pound! Imagine, 9000 British pounds to buy an old Scottish Pound..........well wasn't it the American P.T.Barnum who said "There's a sucker born every minute!"............obviously he was right, but if the people must be suckers we must most definatally take advantage of that situation....indeed, imagine 9000pounds for an old Scottish pound! Imagine how they value then new Scottish pound..............it stands to reason. And the new Scottish pound is printed up, quite simply, Willy Nilly, or is it Scotty Dotty............So to solve problems with the recession, the economy,the falling value of British pound currency, we simply go to to use of the Scottish pound. And what of the US Dollar, as if you really care. Well, all things considered, we always need a currency for comparison,of course. Now I know you're thinking, we must change the world comparative currency, from the US dollar. Well, no, in light of this brilliant economic discovery, we find we must keep the US dollar as the world base, indeed, we now have the US dollar as the jackas* currency to compare the new Scottish pound to, the currency which we can all now laugh at!!!!!! Now I fully realize that it might well be an embarrasement to run about and use the Scottish pounds, but we must rise above pettiness, rise above humiliation,we must all take our mulligan..........for a time, at any rate,say five or so years,after getting used to the much higher value currency, we merely replace the term Scottish on the note, to British!!Britain's economy,the economic problems, the recession problem...........all now solved!!! All that needs be, is we must bring in the winds of change!!!!!!!!!! As for me, well, I'm grabbing a bunch of new Scottish pounds and am off to Christie's to see what I can get for'em in British pounds.
Secret Squirrel,
M.R.L.,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
........................
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Secret Squirrel On Proper Clothing For The Times.
Secret Squirrel On Proper Clothing For The Times.
Secret Squirrel has turned his attention to the problems with volcanoes,ozone layer depletion,fog,adverse rain
conditions,flood conditions,pub(bar)brawling,beatings,stabbings etc and has come up with his own line of clothing
which will effectively properly haberdash the British gentlemen and ladies for the ridiculous conditions of the day
faced by all.
Firstly we will start with the head, and there shall be placed a lamp,a miner's lamp specifically, equipped with a
fog light element as well, so here we have a fully steerable lighting,which move with the head so is
constantly outputing a useful beam of illumination, thus thrusting back the darkness, and also, penetrating any fog
which might be present.
Now, Englishmen are known for stiff upper lips, but we'll give'em some more backbone, as to combat,deflect,divert
safely away, all rain and the cancerous damaging sun which now reigns down on us all as the ozone layer
depletes(due to volcanoes and various other effects), up the back, shall be a brolley,bumbershoot as it were(this
is an umbrella in American).
Now for the visage and protection of the lungs from the effects of volcanic ash(recall we're now told to stay
indoors due to this effect),we shall have a gas mask,this filters out all poisonous
gases,particles,malodours,gaseous effects of fogs, and also the gas mask will have polarized anti-uv, anti glare
coating.Now this does not have to be in use all the time, so the gas mask can be carried as it was during the War,
in a suitable pouch by the side ready for use.Cheap rate suits will simply come with a limited supply of surgical
masks and a pair of sunglasses. The gas mask is preferred as it deals much better with everyday problems such as
sudden malodorous farts as may be encountered on the omnibus,underground,aircraft etc.
For the problem what with stabbings,beating,pub brawls etc, we shall return to the standard gentlemens suit of iron
pantsed armour as it were, in short, it's back to the tin suit, properly tailor made.We feel it's best go with the
best, but a cheap rate will incorporate a somewhat similar kevlar suit.As an added plus, this will help protect
against a sudden pub visit by a burka clad person, some of which are known to have sudden explosive personalities.
Now how will we deal with flooding,sudden flash or otherwise floods,which are predictably occurring in Britain
these years and so move the properly haberdashed English gentlemen or lady about safely in flood conditions. Well,
we will incorporate,what we have seen in Japan,a suitable over pulled a kayak pants.This will fit nicely over the
tin suit, and/or kevlar protection.Indeed this is a self inflating pants which turns in to a kayak,as demonstrated
in Japan, and so is most suitable to flood conditions.The cheap rate version will simply incorporate a suitable
rubber ring,similar to an inflatable attached inner tube, it is one actually, and for the ladies we will use the
suitable highly decorated pool rings in keeping with fashion trends.
And,indeed, yes, a children's line will also be available! There the gas amsks will sport the faces of the likes of
Mickey Mouse,Daffy Duck,Goofy(that'd be for a future politician,),etc,(as they were in Britain during WWII), and
their floatation ring would be a suitable pool swimming ring,in keeping with the rules of children's fashions.
There is an added plus for the American line, the tin suit would sport a ball and chain, to help keep Americans
down in events of tornadoes.
Problems solved!All problems solved!! And so too, the day of the Squirrel Suit will see the light of day on the
fashion runways of the world,Squirrel, a name to be as famous as that of Yves St.Laurent in the fashion world!
Squirrel suits all!!
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
Secret Squirrel has turned his attention to the problems with volcanoes,ozone layer depletion,fog,adverse rain
conditions,flood conditions,pub(bar)brawling,beatings,stabbings etc and has come up with his own line of clothing
which will effectively properly haberdash the British gentlemen and ladies for the ridiculous conditions of the day
faced by all.
Firstly we will start with the head, and there shall be placed a lamp,a miner's lamp specifically, equipped with a
fog light element as well, so here we have a fully steerable lighting,which move with the head so is
constantly outputing a useful beam of illumination, thus thrusting back the darkness, and also, penetrating any fog
which might be present.
Now, Englishmen are known for stiff upper lips, but we'll give'em some more backbone, as to combat,deflect,divert
safely away, all rain and the cancerous damaging sun which now reigns down on us all as the ozone layer
depletes(due to volcanoes and various other effects), up the back, shall be a brolley,bumbershoot as it were(this
is an umbrella in American).
Now for the visage and protection of the lungs from the effects of volcanic ash(recall we're now told to stay
indoors due to this effect),we shall have a gas mask,this filters out all poisonous
gases,particles,malodours,gaseous effects of fogs, and also the gas mask will have polarized anti-uv, anti glare
coating.Now this does not have to be in use all the time, so the gas mask can be carried as it was during the War,
in a suitable pouch by the side ready for use.Cheap rate suits will simply come with a limited supply of surgical
masks and a pair of sunglasses. The gas mask is preferred as it deals much better with everyday problems such as
sudden malodorous farts as may be encountered on the omnibus,underground,aircraft etc.
For the problem what with stabbings,beating,pub brawls etc, we shall return to the standard gentlemens suit of iron
pantsed armour as it were, in short, it's back to the tin suit, properly tailor made.We feel it's best go with the
best, but a cheap rate will incorporate a somewhat similar kevlar suit.As an added plus, this will help protect
against a sudden pub visit by a burka clad person, some of which are known to have sudden explosive personalities.
Now how will we deal with flooding,sudden flash or otherwise floods,which are predictably occurring in Britain
these years and so move the properly haberdashed English gentlemen or lady about safely in flood conditions. Well,
we will incorporate,what we have seen in Japan,a suitable over pulled a kayak pants.This will fit nicely over the
tin suit, and/or kevlar protection.Indeed this is a self inflating pants which turns in to a kayak,as demonstrated
in Japan, and so is most suitable to flood conditions.The cheap rate version will simply incorporate a suitable
rubber ring,similar to an inflatable attached inner tube, it is one actually, and for the ladies we will use the
suitable highly decorated pool rings in keeping with fashion trends.
And,indeed, yes, a children's line will also be available! There the gas amsks will sport the faces of the likes of
Mickey Mouse,Daffy Duck,Goofy(that'd be for a future politician,),etc,(as they were in Britain during WWII), and
their floatation ring would be a suitable pool swimming ring,in keeping with the rules of children's fashions.
There is an added plus for the American line, the tin suit would sport a ball and chain, to help keep Americans
down in events of tornadoes.
Problems solved!All problems solved!! And so too, the day of the Squirrel Suit will see the light of day on the
fashion runways of the world,Squirrel, a name to be as famous as that of Yves St.Laurent in the fashion world!
Squirrel suits all!!
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
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