Secret Squirrel has seen shocking headlines, shocking headlines
coming out of Germany,concerning the dictational misrule of Germany by
Angela Merkel, Squirrel here shows thearticle link that has shocked
Squirrel, and will without any doubt, shock you....
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/650246/Germany-bans-pork-cafes-schools-offending-Muslim-migrants
The
shock realization that Angela Merkel, the minority leader of a
coalition of parties ruling Germans as if she was a Hitlerite
Chancellor, has banned German beloved pork sausage wurst because, she
claims, it offends muslims. Her ban extends to be much adored and
frequented outdoor, sidewalk,terrace,and indoor cafes and of
course.....their equivalent of pubs where pork fricadellen are
consumed(pork hamburger). German can do nothing about Merkel, but
Squirrel is on to the response. As we speak in the hidden privacy of
their homes, apartments, basements, Germans are secretly making their
own, bootlegged, pork wurst sausages, mother's are frying up
pork,hamburgers,bacon and of course, pork sausages, for their children,
secretly. They leave, secretly, by day, going to farms, farmers,
markets, groceries and buying up the beloved illicit pork. By night
trucks drive to replenish the pork stocks, seen speeding, speeding,
silently, on the autobahns of Germany, skulking about the city streets,
replenishing stocks of.......pork.
Speakeasies are springing up,
secret chinese door protected speakeasies, password entry protected
speakeasies, private clubs and speakeasies, where the Germans
consume.....the banned........porkwurst sausage. Merkel has pushed the
consumption of the pork wurst sausage underground. Mobsters will now
take control. Mobsters will make millions of dollars from illegal pork
wurst sales. In addition to the rise of the mob-run black market, many
citizens simply ignored the law. Well do they know that Angela Merkel's
political age, has turned ugly and banned their sausages........well do
they know that Angela Merkel hates................porking.
Indeed
Angela Merkel is out of control, due to her unchecked powers. You see,
sadly for the German people of the day....the 1949 constitution gave the
Chancellor much greater powers than during the Weimar Republic, while
strongly diminishing the role of the President. Germany is today often
referred to as a "chancellor democracy", reflecting the role of the
Chancellor as the country's chief executive who has the constitutional
authority to establish the guidelines for all fields of government
policy.The Chancellor cannot be opposed by German Parliament, much less
the people, so she has banned porking, banned the pork wurst sausage of
the German people.
Soon too she will ban the pork wurst on the
Deutsche Bundesbahn(the trains), and.........she will ban, of course,
bacon, being served for breakfast the same locations. Next also, without
any doubt, Merkel will attack and ban that very great public nation
wide Pork festival and celebration, The Octoberfest. Clearly in this
time of tragedy for the German people, they must be a people out there
marching and organising and voting,voting anti-Merkel in the soon to be
had election, anti-Christian Democratic Union.Each and every vote MUST
count and be counted, and not one vote cast in further support of that
party of the greatest abomination and atrocity. Soon too, there will be
porking police, coming round,checking for porking, and to inspect the
illicit back yard bar be cues, for the presence of, and smoking of,
cooking of, illegal pork chops, pork sausages, checking eaily due to the
presence of the smoke.......but perhaps they will turn a blind eye,
perhaps they can be......influenced.
Clearly also, there are
disturbing reports,coming out of Germany, how easily the common
paedophiles have lured thirteen year olds and younger, with promises of
ballons,candy, ice cream, chocolates,liquor etc(and.......qualudes used
by the utterly and completely mentally deranged perversities). But now
they are flocking to Germany to lure them to pork, luring them with
their sausages.
Sad and sorry state of affairs it is in Germany.
Squirrel sees the rise of porkleggers,the Porking Mob, the rise of Pork
Speakeasies(Porkkneipen), the people shall persevere, as we all may have
to even yet in Britain with our laggardly ridiculous government of the
day.
Here Squirrel states.....
"We shall go on to the end.
We shall eat them in France, we shall eat them on the seas and oceans,
we shall eat them with growing confidence and growing strength in the
airliners, we shall defend our pork wurst, whatever the cost may be. We
shall eat them on the beaches, we shall eat them on the landing grounds,
we shall eat them in the fields and in the streets, we shall eat them
in the hills; we shall never surrender our pork wurst."
-Secret Squirrel.
You may quote Squirrel.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP,Dunny On The Wold,
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
