Secret Squirrel’s attention has been peaked by seeing that Iran has a
salt water lake which is in the process, of what is called, dying, a
specificly a varient of dying, drying up,evaporating, disappearing
actually. It’s Iran’s biggest crisis, its shrinking lake,Lake
Oroumieh,the country’s largest body of water which has shrunk by 80% to
only 400 square miles in the last ten years.Face it the shrinking
contiues, it isn’t getting any better.Experts fear the lake – famous as a
tourist spot and a stopping point for migrating flamingos, pelicans and
gulls – could disappear within two years.
Climate change, nearby farms using it for irrigation and the damming
of rivers is being blamed for the shrinking,but they,and the rest of the
world, don’t know what to do about it, to halt, or to improve it, but
you know Squirrel has a idea here.I am surrounded by political and
scientific
idiots….indeed, yes,idiots who have not an idea what so
ever to do. BUT Squirrel does, yes indeed, Squirrel can,could and will
save the lake, and it will grow,it will wax fatter that a U.S. governor,
and Squirrel will turn a hefty profit doing it as well. Squirrel
proposes to build a pipeline from a
selected seaport to the lake
,yes, then British tankers, sadly idle for some reason in the midst of
the oil crisis, COULD be used to haul seawater to Iran, there at the
port offload in to the pipeline, and so save the lake, and makes loads
and loads of profitable useful currency(meaning of course we won’t be
accepting Iranian currency, we shall demand, either U.S. dollars, or the
useful Chinese Yuan currency,no bitbucks,Canadian dollars, nor Euros,
just those, U.S. dollars and/or Chinese Yuans). We could even yet work a
negotiated deal, and trade the seawater to Iran for oil.Yes,seawater
for
oil.
Recall the US food for oil exchange well, we could do a seawater for
oil exchange…………but our politicians are sadly mentally lacking in the
area
of brilliant ideas.Yes they’re all laggards, lackeys of the American
oil companies, yes, we have to import US oil,at US prices…………..all
that
could change.We could now have our own supply of oil, guarenteed oil,
traded for seawater. Indeed we have Iran over the barrel, over the
seawater barrel, we could trade say, 1 barrel of seawater,for 10 barrels
of oil.
But wait, ever The Great Engineer, Squirrel has yet another
proposal.You see here we were contemplating selling the Iranians
saltwater to solve the problem.However, we could also supply something
much better,fresh water.Yes! fresh water, so very much better than salt
water you know. Now wherever would we get the required fresh water.Well,
Squirrel has the answer here, which again has not occured to our
politicans incumbent. You see, every year, Britain floods very,very
horribly. Well now, in the very center of the flood stricken areas, we
create a drain, this drain will connect to
pipelines,pipelines which will be directed to seaports.There, at the
seaports, again, we use idle British oil tankers, and then fill the
tankers with the flood fresh water, and sell this to the Iranian, using
the same method to fill their lake with fresh water, and fill our
coffers with useful currencies, and also guarentee a magnificent private
oil supply!!Huzzah for Squirrel!Huzzah for Squirrel!Huzzah for
Squirrel!
In the meantime we could also create salt mines there and mine the
salt and sell it to the Americans who have yearly shortages you know,
due to their immense snow storms,ever running totally short of salt,and
thus driving up the prices of salt as well. In the regular time we
could also drive up the prices of supply as well..what the heck!!Do
British politicians see this brilliant opportunity? No!…….laggards and
lackeys all.Only Squirrel is capable reversing the trend and saving Iran
from a major environmental and economic disaster,and, at the very self
same time, turning in a grand and hefty profit off of his enterprising
solution.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP(Dunny On The Wold),
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.
